Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Heart of Darkness]

"There's a spy in here!" 'mcgroober' shouts, attack mcgroober with a silver teakettle. "Pimp, help me take down this spy!"

 

[mcgroobber]

it doesn't work, pimp knows who i am, we've been in countless wars together in black ops, he recognizes me instantly and kills HoD, who respawns, and we start to play a friendly game of mario kart

pimp destroyed you and hes not even active in the thread right now that should make you feel real good about yourself

 

[Heart of Darkness]

...You can't godmode for Pimp. Sorry.

As punishment, you get to go through the Merciless Extractor.

Get in the juicer before I put you through it myself.

 

[mcgroobber]

fine, hops in, respawns on other side of room

 

[Unoriginal]

Unoriginal throws a bucket of AIDS on as many people as he can.

 

[mcgroobber]

good thing i am wearing protection

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp gives out a hearty laugh, then proceeds to kick HoD and Groober in the shins.

And also gets aids! Oh noes!

 

[mcgroobber]

why'd you kick me, btw you have the celestial seasons?

 

[Unoriginal]

I put the now empty bucket over my head and charge at Bynine head first in an attempt to get the cookies.

 

[mcgroobber]

trips unorigninal

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD casts Esunaga on himself to rid himself of the taint, Curaga to recover from the shin kick, and then punts Pimp into Unoriginal. And then serves the Mcgroober Juice to mcgroober.

 

[mcgroobber]

thinks mcgroobber juice is quite unappetizing, but i yam what i yam

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD makes the Mcgroober Juice taste like cherries instead of yams, and serves it again to mcgroober.

 

[mcgroobber]

cherry tastes like medicine,

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD kicks his unpleasable "customer" in the chest, makes the Mcgroober Juice taste like Celestial Seasons tea, and then serves it once more to mcgroober.

 

[mcgroobber]

hmm this is like celestial seasons, why thank you

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"You are very welcome."

HoD also runs mcgroober through the Merciless Extractor again, but with the flavor setting now set to "Celestial Seasons."

 

[mcgroobber]

thats not nice, i wont tip above 15% now

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I get the Moria in here to steal your shadows to make artificial zombies. Then I push you all out into the sunlight and lock the doors and windows.

 

[NeoAC]

"Hi, I'm Neo. You might remember me from such attacks as beating you over the head with a fire extinguisher and ....... well actually you won't remember anything after I beat you with this fire extinguisher."

Beating over the head with fire extinguisher commences.