Useless Superpower

[witness51]

The ability to hear languages I don't understand in other languages I don't understand.

 

[sora91111]

The ability to raze a city to the ground, but only if the planets aline, it's 11/11/11, I see a shooting star, there's a solar flair, I cheat death, and do a fetch quest for the four horsemen of the aypocolypse.

 

[TheComedown]

anyone of those would be alright.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

the ability to say genius/brilliant/extremely funny things only at the exact moment that no one is listening.....and then forget what I said when and if someone asks what I said

 

[The_ModeRazor]

The ability to never get caught for online piracy.
Sooner or later, you'll be empty inside...

 

[Antidrall]

I can make time jump forward several hours, but only when I sleep.

 

[blitz609]

20/20 hindsight might be a great super power.

 

[jp201]

The ability to walk through walls however I get stuck halfway through.

The ability to eat fire and get serious heart burn.

The ability to play Dragon Age 2 and beat the game two different times.

 

[zombiestrangler]

The ability to sh*t actual bricks and it doesn't hurt! Yeah!

 

[Klopy]

The power to make people's hats pop off with the power of a gem on the forehead of my wrestling mask.

Cookie points for you if you know who has this power.

 

[GrimSheeper]

The power to convince people that astrology is a hoax, but only if the planets align.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Complete immunity to any form of medical treatment. kinda like when they try to operate on superman.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

The ability to grow beards onto pineapples!
That would be amusing, but useless.

 

[C2Ultima]

The ability to make cheese go bad twice as fast.

 

[theheroofaction]

Super strength only when around soft objects

 

[Hansinkdu]

The power to speak with animals, but only when your mouth is full.

Or better yet...
The power to turn any paper, towel, or similar cloth object into water with a touch, wanna dry off after a shower? GUESS AGAIN! That bed over there looks comfy, TOO BAD! Got a date? Better be at the pool, at night, in murky water, then fess up when you get discovered anyways. BLUE BALLS!

Phew... that was fun.

 

[Lewieroo0]

The power of Heart. What the fuck can you do with heart?

 

[Robot n.o 9124791234]

The power the sense when someone is about to scratch their ass.

 

[captainwolfos]

The ability to breathe underwater...

...But only while walking on it.