Useless Superpower

[Tourmeta]

The ability to spot the longest straw of grass in any field.

 

[TheHappySquid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2NP4WZJ-mI This. It's more of a curse than a power, though.

 

[HotPocket]

The power to not change the channel when ads are playing.

 

[John the Gamer]

Communicating with you lowly humans. Pretty useless....

I mean... Look! A monkey:

 

[BlackStar42]

To be able to play any instrument masterfully just by picking it up.
Somewhat of a lame Mutant Ability.

No, that's bloody useful! I'd definitely take that one.

 

[Emilox The Great]

X-ray vision, but only when i look at unattractive people. OH THE HORROR!

 

[mcattack92]

The ability to create unique 'x many people are something related to video' comments on youtube.
The reason behind why people do this still eludes me.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Having the most advanced hindsight IN THE UNIVERSE. You could be called Captain Hindsight and come to disasters after they've happened then tell people how they could of prevented it.

[sub]South Park Reference FTW[/sub]

 

[Sethzard]

The power to see one second into the future.

In a fight that's invaluable.

The ability to be the fastest land creature, but only while in water.

 

[Alien Mole]

The ability to read the minds of rocks would be nice.

Or the ability to change hair colour over the course of eleven days.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Having sticky skin as a power will be useless and annoying.

 

[Zhadramekel]

The ability to make toast land butter side down

 

[Wieke]

By virtue of having mass I have the ability to bend space-time, but the actual effect is negligible.

 

[ECasThat]

I am just going to link you to this side
http://dailysuperpower.tumblr.com/
I'm pretty sure that some of the powers are useless

 

[captaincabbage]

Heard this one the other day on the radio, in an interview with Kevin Bacon about the new X-Men movie.

They asked him what his mutant power would be and he responded with "The ability to absorb plastic bottles and transform them into sexual energy."


Fucking. Epic.

 

[luclin92]

the ability to turn coke into pepsy. and i will anoy a lot of people.
mvahahahahaha

 

[A Free Man]

The ability to combust. Yourself.

Although you could only do it once this could make for an epic end to a live televised event. Just saying.

 

[One More Frag]

Acid tears and instant hairloss

 

[hi_im_h]

The ability to always immediately know where the cutlery is kept in an unknown kitchen.

More like a very mild super power

 

[Revolutionary]

Bat Vision : see Zero Punctuation Arkham Asylum if you don't get the joke.