"Video Games? How About No... I Like Girls..."

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Najal

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say "yeah, people without the physical coordination to play games usually just sit back and watch other people do it. It makes sense."
 

Aedrial

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reyttm4 said:
You respond with a brick through their window
I'm not really all that sure, I've never come across someone that thinks that way, I'd imagine it would anger me though.
Can you remove that strikethrough.. cause that seems pretty reasonable to me.
OT: Besides I have a girl, she doesn't play games with me, but I'm also fine with that, Guys like that just need to buy a bigger hummer to compensate for their incredibly small shoe size.
 

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Kicking their ass usually does the trick. They feel dissonance in trying to understand how someone who likes such un-manly things can kick their ass.

Not that I ever got to do this. Just verbally serve them if you can.
 

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wooty said:
Respond with "ahhh yes, "football", nothing better than kicking back and watching a load of men in extremely tight trousers grabbing each others arse and diving on top of each other".

Friend of mine once said that "real men dont play games, they get motor bikes and cruise around". To which the only reply can possibly be "so real men like to dress in leather, straddle and hold on to each other while a machine vibrates up their backside?" No response followed
I laughed out loud to that. I thank you wooty for that genius comment of yours.

OT: What has the internet taught you? That you should always ignore and report troll. But you can't report those in real life, so the ignoring part works just like a charm.
 

LightspeedJack

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Okuu_Fusion said:
"I don't watch/play/read that stuff... I like girls... I like sports... I like ESPN..."
I never get it when someone says "Video games are gay I'm like rugby (greasy musclebound men hugging each other in tight shorts)."
 

Gordon_4_v1legacy

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Okuu_Fusion said:
So there's this guy on some radio show I listen to who, whenever anything that involves video games(or animation, comics, sci-fi, fantasy, or whatever remotely related), is mentioned, he always answers with...

"I don't watch/play/read that stuff... I like girls... I like sports... I like ESPN..."

Basically, everything else not sports related or involves real women to this guy is not manly... its all kids stuff...

People in my daily life are starting to say similar lines and its starting to piss me off...

So, Besides ignoring them (or turning the radio off), What is a good response to people who think that everthing you like is not "Manly"?

How would you respond to these "manly" people?
With the paraphrased quote below:

"A man being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

I consider Japanese calligraphy as manly as boxing, and a man should be able to tell someone he loves them as easily as he can fire a rifle.

You, as a man make an activity manly with your own expertise, passion and joy. Playing rugby to make yourself a man will garner the same result as standing in a garage to turn yourself into a car.
 

SleepsAnyWhere

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You don't say anything,
instead you rip there throat out with your teeth.
works 100% of the time :D
Your welcome.
 

Sevre

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"I don't like video games."
"Neither do I."
"I like girls."
"I do too."
"I like ESPN."
"I think we're connecting here."
"....Wanna make out?"
"HA!GOT YOU!...yes."
 

Kiefer13

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People that are so concerned about appearing 'manly' are obviously just insecure about said 'manliness'.

They're not worth paying attention to.