Best comeback ever.Cassita said:"You can't play video games and have sex? Shit, I better tell my fiancée to stop asking for it."
Said that a little while ago.
Worked.
Hell yeah!Archangel357 said:Hi five for Germany.hyperhammy said:That's one of the dumbest things I have ever heard...
Good thing I live in Germany and our dumbass population is lower.
Most of my friends game, so there's no problem!
Seriously, my American friends, you should try living in a country where the jock/frat-boy douche bag archetype does not exist. It's liberating as hell.
I used to play some basketball, I love watching sports, I have a paid subscription to NBA League Pass, I party every week-end, I spend a lot of money on clothes, and I'm confident around women.
I'm also a huge Star Wars nerd, read books on philosophy and 14th century literature, own six gaming systems and upwards of 200 games, and have finished Mass Effect four times.
Apparently, in America, you can conform to either the former or the latter paragraph, but not both. And that's retarded.
That was suprisingly knowledgable considering the metaphor.ioxles said:You wanna get rid of all the cocksuckers?
People will always be the same, no matter where you live or where you look people will always be the same stupid idiots who act exactly like they're meant to act, in line the whole of their lives, the lucky ones with a deathbed revalation of how pointless it's all been. We have not advanced at all, shit, all the technology we have at our fingertips; how many of you could recreate it from scratch? Any of it.
Shit, you wanna get rid of all the cocksuckers?
Then whose gonna suck all the cocks?
Win!Cassita said:"You can't play video games and have sex? Shit, I better tell my fiancée to stop asking for it."
Said that a little while ago.
Worked.
Sorry, It's American football, the violent-ish one. At least I think it is, it's all us yanks watch anyways.Fusionxl said:Let's compare Gears of War and football ( soccer if you insist ).
One is a game about walking mountains of muscle who wear half a car and chainsaw 8 foot tall monsters in half with their gun.
The other is a game where sweaty men in shorts and long socks play with balls.
If anything, I'd say he's girly because he doesn't play video games.
The perfect response is to show them my girlfriend. Then show them me playing a game while she takes 100% interest in it makes jokes from it.Okuu_Fusion said:So there's this guy on some radio show I listen to who, whenever anything that involves video games(or animation, comics, sci-fi, fantasy, or whatever remotely related), is mentioned, he always answers with...
"I don't watch/play/read that stuff... I like girls... I like sports... I like ESPN..."
Basically, everything else not sports related or involves real women to this guy is not manly... its all kids stuff...
People in my daily life are starting to say similar lines and its starting to piss me off...
So, Besides ignoring them (or turning the radio off), What is a good response to people who think that everthing you like is not "Manly"?
How would you respond to these "manly" people?
yes because what's better then playing a videogame while enjoying some... "cake"Cassita said:"You can't play video games and have sex? Shit, I better tell my fiancée to stop asking for it."
Said that a little while ago.
Worked.
Playing video games while enjoying some... "pie".WOPR said:yes because what's better then playing a videogame while enjoying some... "cake"Cassita said:"You can't play video games and have sex? Shit, I better tell my fiancée to stop asking for it."
Said that a little while ago.
Worked.