Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

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Cari-des

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You make the cutest sandwiches.

I know that's a compliment but how can a sandwich be "cute?" Does it have a smiley face and cat ears?
 

Cari-des

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mr.hotandspicy said:
I was age 9 and it was My grandad

"Dont worry young one, You may not be very smart but at least you make up for it with your lack of body strength"

...thanks? X.X
Sounds like something out of "how to train your dragon."
 

hazabaza1

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NotAPie said:
hazabaza1 said:
"You eat so much, I'm surprised you're not fat."
...Thanks?
I get that so much already I just started to ignore it and say Thank you.
It's funny because if they don't see me eat they all assume my mom doesn't feed me! (then they get pissed at her which really annoys me)
I can eat 6 steaks the size of my shoe before getting full then go back for 3 more about 10 minutes later.
Yeah, I generally just say "Thank you" to them, but it's a bit odd.
And that's a helluva lot of steaks!
 

NotAPie

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hazabaza1 said:
NotAPie said:
hazabaza1 said:
"You eat so much, I'm surprised you're not fat."
...Thanks?
I get that so much already I just started to ignore it and say Thank you.
It's funny because if they don't see me eat they all assume my mom doesn't feed me! (then they get pissed at her which really annoys me)
I can eat 6 steaks the size of my shoe before getting full then go back for 3 more about 10 minutes later.
Yeah, I generally just say "Thank you" to them, but it's a bit odd.
And that's a helluva lot of steaks!
If there is one thing true about the Texas stereotype, it's the fact that we all love us some steak.
 

DocBalance

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"You look almost exactly like my boyfriend!"
I've received plenty of weird comments, but that one tops the list.
 

super_mumbles

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A guy in my IT class was shocked when he'd seen that I'd had a shave one day.
His words were something like "Why did you shave it off?? It looked so awesome on you!"

Sounded like a compliment to me.
 

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Quaxar said:
I sleep in a nice way... I mean what the hell?
Lisolet said:
"Your skin is like porcelin, I can see your veins!" It was daytime and the sun was out, so the complimenter wasn't a vampire.
Yeah, got that "nice veins" compliment too. Interestingly more than once from more than one person. I am now carrying a pointy stick and hammer with me at all times, just to be sure...
Wow. Someone said that to me too. I though i was the only one. Hm, maybe it's not such a rare compliment. Weird anyway.
 

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In my English class, my teacher let students be the teacher while we were doing vocabulary. Basically, they would tell anyone they wanted to read the next word and the definition but they could tell them to do it in weird ways (while hopping on one foot, to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star, backwards, two people alternating every word,.... One time,my friend had me read it, luckily normally. After I finished, he was about to go on to the next one, but the teacher said he had to compliment me. His compliment? That was like a three headed old man on Christmas.
 

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"wow, your hair is really long". i get that alot, what are you meant to say. more of a statement but people smile when they say it. just causes awkward moments.
 

A Raging Emo

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"James... You know, something about you... Your knee is really comfortable!"

My friend Lauren just piped up and said this to me one morning.
 

JS ibanez

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MaxMees said:
I have been told I look like Robert Pattinson, I don't agree!
This thread is about compliments man. Post compliments please ;)

I was working graveyard shift in a 24 hour restaurant when this tipsy man in his mid 40's who was bald and dressed like a skater kid told me I was "a rather nice young man"
It still irks me to this day :p

And I had a random girl run up to me and ruffle my hair and tell me it was awesome and then run off. Didnt know what hit me. Kind of like drive by compliment
 

LocustCloud

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The weirdest compliment, if you could call it that, was that I looked scary or creepy. I really didn't know if I should thank the guy or feel sad.
I'm a 1,85m tall Bosnian with long hair, and I mostly wear different shades of black and a dark blue, almost black, trench coat...oh shi-- :p
I have also been commented on looking either Russian or Italian at different occasions.
 

the_unseen

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"you have big legs" (I'm male BTW) actually as a compliment and then told one of my friends that he had small legs as a criticism or

"In the zombie apocalypse I would want you as a teammate... but if there's no chance of surviving then screw that." I'll take that as a compliment.
 

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I was at a party of my now ex GF, and at some point this guy i'd been talking to had to go and when he went, he thanked my GF for having me over? Turned out he was gay.
When the other guests found out, they asked if i wasn't put off by that (homofoobs)
It was indirect, but still, i was complimented!
 

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uncle-ellis said:
Paksenarrion said:
One of my huge guy friends (and I mean HEUG) tried to give me a bear hug but ended up bruising his arm on my chin. He yelled, "HOLY CRAP! YOUR CHIN BRUISED MY ARM!"

That is apparently my superpower.
You should fight crime.
...wearing nothing but a chin strap, to avoid chin identification. The adventures of Chin Girl!