Well...my house just got egged

[therandombear]

I fucking hate Halloween, just an excuse for little kids to be little shits and for scummy teenagers to egg houses cuz it makes their willies look big...Christ, if it was up to me I would destroy Halloween....Yes my house got egged too.

Isn't halloween celtic or something ? Have to wiki it I guess

Anyways OT: I would say to go to the parents and complain, but then again to see someones face in disguise isn't easy.

But there is someone to blame it on atleast.
1. Something went wrong during teaching of manners and the "to do" and the "do not".
2. If this was late they must have brought this from home and if I was one these kids parents I would be pretty suspicious if my kid was stocking up with eggs, flour and whatnot before he/she went out. But if this was in the afternoon before stores closed so they could buy this before they started, I find it odd that the cashier didn't find it suspicious that bunch of kids came in bying lots of eggs and flour.

 

[bodyklok]

Scrape them up and scramble them.

o_0
You don't know where they've been though!

OT: Yeah, say what you will about where I live, but stuff like that doesn't happen, it's actually one of the safest places in Britain. House insurance is cheap as hell.

That aside, you should clean it up tomorrow mourning, no use making yourself work on Friday night.

As for the kids, well, I don't know... not a lot you can do really?

 

[Captain Pancake]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

Now, we all know paedophiles are bad, but It's not exactly the smartest thing to do, especially seeing as he was an ex-con. He served his time, so why put him through extra hassle? He would have gone through just as many hardships in prison. Now, I don't mean to sympathise, but cause and effect had played it's role, and it just makes you look thuggish.

/rant.

 

[Ganthrinor]

Yep just a second a go a bunch of kids just walked by while i was reading some post and i heard a loud bang on my window looked outside and there it was...a couple of eggs banged against my window any other storys thats happen to u please comment...

Time to go Redneck, and sit on the porch with a shotgun and a bottle of... something.

I enjoy pranks as much as the next guy, but the little ignorant fuckers that have to stoop to egging with only one or two eggs just need to be drug out into the street and shot. Not nessecaily fataly either.

 

[Origin Of Resistance]

I just shot one in the arm with an air rifle for doing it.
Too harsh?

Not harsh enough.

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

Agreed. Let the law deal with it. You are not a copper. (If you are, then ... deal with that also.)

 

[Valiance]

No one does it where I live anymore because people get arrested for it now.

 

[dogmaster41]

well, should have given out better candy........ or do what I do, wait at a window with a paintball gun and wait for the eggers

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Run over there and beat their ass. Seriously, if anyone fucks with me, they can't expect me to not fuck them up.

 

[J-Alfred]

That just happened to my car. As I was cleaning it off, some kids walked by and pointed and laughed. I asked if they were responsible. They very mockingly said no. They got the hose. Yeesh, I'm a freshman in college, and I'm already turning into a crotchety old man...

 

[Irridium]

my town had an 8 o clock curfew last night (for people under 18) to prevent that from happening

as if 14-16 year olds are gonna listen to that.

You know that if they don't listen, they get arrested?

never underestimate the stupidity of 14-16 year olds

trust me, there's a reason I hide in my attic with a paintball gun, just waiting for someone to egg my house.

 

[Sassafrass]

Shit, that was your house?

I joke. No, it has never happened to me seeing as the house I live in has no sidewalks or safe pathways to it.
If you wanna walk around a blind bend which people do 50 round, be my guest.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I just shot one in the arm with an air rifle for doing it.
Too harsh?

Not at all. Next time use a nailgun (unless it's me of course).

 

[El Poncho]

I would scramble those little small fries since they would have boiled my brain(I tryed)

I would go out and grab one of them shove his face against my window and tell him to lick that shit off because you know it's what happens during the holidays! And if they look like they can kick my ass? I will get a long object put on a makeshift costume walk down the street as if i'm trick or treating then bam fuck you, don't egg my house again motherfuckers.

 

[salamarian]

My advice? Two words. Unholy vengeance. It's really the only way to go.

 

[dogmaster41]

just get a paintball gun. it works really well d(^_^)b

 

[Metric Monkey]

You should just be thankful it wasn't on your car. Last year we didn't find out there was on on our car roof until the next day.
Not fun at all. Just clean it up quickly.
This stuff happens all the time and we can't stop it because kids suck like that.

 

[jboking]

snip

In America we are given quite a few rights that can easily be abused or at least borderline misused. I believe the best thing to do on Halloween(at least when it get's dark) is to stand outside my house with a rifle and pistol. I never get egged on Halloween for some reason.

Oh and get a hose and start cleaning off your house. Egg stains can get real nasty.

 

[Fudgo]

You should've just run out with a machine gun screaming "WHO WANTS SOME CANDY??!!" and spray it frantically in the air. That should keep those kids off your lawn for a while.

 

[KiLl_RoY]

They should have got a good laught at it.

 

[LeonLethality]

that happened to me last year, but I had eggs of my own I chased the kids down and hit THEM with eggs then they got there parents and I told them the story and the kids got into even more shit =D