What do people always say to you?

[MirrorMonkey]

dont you know punk is dead?
i like your mohawk
how do you put up your mohawk?
do you like punk rock?
you suck
and so on and so forth

 

[EeveeElectro]

My mum used to say, "You'll lose your head if it wasn't screwed on" and "Your head might be screwed on, but it's backwards!"
and I also get.
"Wow, you're short. Shortarse."
"You've got a good singing voice."
"You're really good at drawing."
"those socks are bright. We won't lose you in a rave."

 

[covertmonkey]

"someday somebodies going to kill you"

 

[Crofty]

"You look like Mr. Bean/Howard Moon/Ron Jeremy"
The first two are from two guys from school, the third is from the entire uni football team.
I look like none of them.

 

[zlic]

what are you doing?
what are you doing so late?
are you working?
are you finished yet?
wanna go out?
when can I except my project?
can you fix my pc?


etc. etc.

 

[Violet Red]

"Wow I love your hair..."
"wow cool boots..."
"Cheer up it might never happen.."
"You drink too much."
"You don't look that old"
"You smoke too much"
"Can you help me?"
"I'm Sorry"

 

[Bernzz]

People say to me: 'You're hands are a really weird colour'.

I have poor circulation, so in cold weather they go white. And red. And purple. With small spots of flourescent orange too.

Oh my god, same here! When it happens to me it's "What the hell? Everyone, come over here and look at Bernie's hands!"

Normally I get:
"Cut ya damn hair, hippy!"
Or
"Goddamn it, shave already!"

 

[Ninjaottsel]

I normally get:

"Can I stick my finger through your ear?" I have a flesh tunnel lol

"Why the fuck do you have that thing?"

"Safe man, wanna get blazed?"

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

One thing.
Are you Japanese?

Yes, all Asians are Japanese.
How did you know?
*sigh*

I was RIGHT! [/racial slur]

OT some people say I'm:
insensitive when I call them ugly
violent but only by a video link
mean when I cut their toes off


thats all for now

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"When are you going to be on MSN again?" - One of my friends on MSN who, 90% of the time, has NOTHING to say, will start a conversation just to say that.

"You're turning purple. You might want to tap out now." - guys I train with at my dojo

"You need to eat more, you have bony shoulders." - guys I train with at my dojo

"Holy shit, you eat a lot." - everyone else

 

[ace_of_something]

"Do you need a bib?"
"oh my god, How tall are you?"
"How can you NOT like popcorn!?"
"You're racist!" (when the person is a different race than me and is being arrested/disciplined in jail)
"You're a Sellout!" (when the person is the same race as me and is being arrested/disciplined in jail)

 

[curty129]

"Mhm."
You're not listening to me are you? - Me.
"Mhm." - What response i get.
..Whatever.
"Mhm."

Shows how awesomely interesting i am ^^

 

[PhantomCritic]

Why are you so small for your age???

 

[Ninja Tank]

lets see
shut up go die and no one cares about you
no cookie for you
I hate you

 

[Tossth Esalad]

I always get "Jesus Christ, you're tall! Do you play basketball?"

So. Sick. Of. It!

 

[Zersy]

"Suck my Dick"
"F%ck you"
"Eat a Dick"
"Nigga !"

All from the same idiot !!

 

[Fairee]

people always say "would ya shut up about duct tape."

This is because I'm always saying Duct Tape Solves Everything, which it does.

I have used it for many things like a

-bandage
-wallet
-backpack
-suit
-weapon
-something to fix anything.

So yeah, but hay, duct tape solves everything.

Sadly I misread the first one on that list and got slightly excited....

Erm, anyway. People always ask if I'm okay, but just me. They never ask everyone else. Also I can be hanging out with someone for ages and they still go, are you alright?

Worst of all, I reply yes and then they say, are you really okay? Or are you just saying that? It really bugs me. Normally because I'm either a) actually okay and it makes me worry that I look not okay when I'm really fine or b) not okay and they can clearly see I'm not okay but they ask anyway.

So yeah, don't ask if I'm okay. You will be lucky if you avoid a huge grumpy rant.

 

[Spygon]

"do you ever go outside" even when i am outside i don't tan.
"your a bit weird/crazy" normally when i am doing something a bit weird or crazy.
"can i borrow some money" i know i am generous but i am not a bank.
"wow i like you t-shirt" i wear a lot of statement t-shirts.
"Phil? then asks question" i know i know a lot but people think i am an encyclopedia
"watch this Phil is awesome at...(dancing,drinking,gaming etc)" its hard being awesome at things
"laughs your funny" well i try
"then the usual curses" i am sure everybody has been cursed in there life