UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 19, 2014 #9,601 Still bursts out laughing every time they hear the name "Mutha Truckers"
Neuromancer Endless Struggle Legacy Mar 16, 2012 5,035 531 118 a homeless squat Country None Gender Abolish Jan 19, 2014 #9,602 Still doesn't know that in order to open the jar you have to twist counter-clockwise.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 19, 2014 #9,605 Was the inspiration for much of Postal 2.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 20, 2014 #9,606 The swashbuckling excitement of BioShock Infinite was too much for them to handle
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 20, 2014 #9,607 Camped on top of the wardrobe for days, hissing and swiping at anyone who tried to dislodge them with a broom.
Camped on top of the wardrobe for days, hissing and swiping at anyone who tried to dislodge them with a broom.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 20, 2014 #9,608 Survives on a diet of nature.....in a septic tank
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 20, 2014 #9,609 Finds goldfish irresistible and has been barred from his local pet stores for this reason.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 20, 2014 #9,610 Eats out his computer because someone (jokingly) told them it makes it work better
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 20, 2014 #9,611 Is offended to the point of cardiac arrest by the utterance of words like "cunnilingus".
Neuromancer Endless Struggle Legacy Mar 16, 2012 5,035 531 118 a homeless squat Country None Gender Abolish Jan 20, 2014 #9,612 The three Reis aren't my children, are they?
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 20, 2014 #9,613 He worked for Mossad once. Probably. Looks the type.
Dr.Susse Lv.1 NPC Apr 17, 2009 16,498 2 43 Jan 21, 2014 #9,614 Is missing his left hand. Not his own but one he was going to use for blackmail. Now that father will probably never see his daughter again. Oh well easy come easy go.
Is missing his left hand. Not his own but one he was going to use for blackmail. Now that father will probably never see his daughter again. Oh well easy come easy go.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 21, 2014 #9,615 Believes for some inexplicable reason that horror games are scarier with Co-Op
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 21, 2014 #9,616 Is sad that his irremovable high-tech night-vision goggles have a habit of frightening away adoring female fans.
Is sad that his irremovable high-tech night-vision goggles have a habit of frightening away adoring female fans.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 21, 2014 #9,617 Sometimes doesn't realize that his head is stuck in a cereal box
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 22, 2014 #9,618 Slides the plates and cutlery under the sofa when he's done eating. Nobody goes under there, anyway.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 22, 2014 #9,619 Gives themselves tattoos with a scalpel
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 22, 2014 #9,620 Lives on a tiny farm on a mountain in rural China.
