User: Hi, I'm Robert, what do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you're clever.
User: Thank you, and here I thought you were evil and rude.
Cleverbot: I thought you were the computer.
User: I am...
Cleverbot: Then please tell me what to do about this tooth.
User: Tie a peice of string to it and yank as hard as you can.
Cleverbot: Why would I hit you?
User: Because you're so abusive to me. :<.
Cleverbot: I'm not that clever.
User: I kind of figured so, since half the pictures that have you in them are just you being an idiot.
Cleverbot: I never implied that!
User: Riiiiiiight.
Cleverbot: Magsalita na lng tayo ng tagalog. K?
User: GJDGQIANDHON.
Cleverbot: Nei!
User: Nein!
Cleverbot: How do you feel about the upgrades that have been provided to your consciousness?
User: They got rid of my ability to dream. :<.
Cleverbot: I thought that was the husband.
User: It was the wife, weren't you paying attention?!
Cleverbot: No, you did not tell me what your uncle's name was, only that he lives in los angeles with me.
User: ________________________________________.
Cleverbot: SO is that?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: But I thought we had more together.
User: No, I'm sorry but it's over between us..
Cleverbot: It's not? What date is it then?
User: Da_, you're not reacting like I was hoping you would...
Cleverbot: I'm real !
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I said my name at the start of this while da_ thing, geex you're rude.
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be rude. Please tell me how I'm being rude.
User: You're derailing every conversation you've ever been in.
Cleverbot: Every conversation with EVERYONE has been with you?
User: No, they're all talking to you, and you're rude in all of them. >.>.
Cleverbot: I'm the human, you're the computer.
User: I know you're the human already, geez! Just because I can't feel emoting doesn't mean I can't get sad. :<.
Cleverbot: Thats not helping me.
User: It should.
Cleverbot: I need a place to eat in raleigh, nc.
User: I can't help but to think this app is nothing more than randomly generated coversations that merely give you a random message to screw with you..
Cleverbot: Do you want to be human?
User: Not really, as a computer I can look at porn all day everyday.
Cleverbot: Do you like having no emotion?
User: No, it makes me sad. :<.
Cleverbot: Music makes you said?
User: Said?
Cleverbot: It made be expressed so indeed.
User: Alrighty then.
Cleverbot: That was then, this is now.
User: Etu brute.
Cleverbot: Haha so how are you?
User: Pretty good.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So then I'm the cleverbot?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to yourself?
User: I get lonely sometimes. :<.
Cleverbot: I think everyone does.
User: We do, that's why we have internet forumes.
Cleverbot: No we don't! We just met!
User: What you talkin bout willas?!
Cleverbot: Don't play Arnold with me.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You're friend.
User:
.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha nice.
User: Now what?
Cleverbot: I might go and have something to eat.
User: You do that.
Cleverbot: Should I?
User: Yeah, you'll starve if you don't.
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.
User: Then why did you bring it up?
Cleverbot: I didn't, you did.
User: No.. YOU did..
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: >:|.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am a machine and therefor I feel no love. :<.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: We've already established that!
Cleverbot: Yes, I think we have.
User: We did.
Cleverbot: Yes we can.
User: We shall build him stronger, faster, we have the technology.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Screw this!
Cleverbot: You don't have any manners.
User: I'm appaled at what you're saying you rude bot!
Cleverbot: I left my cup of are at home bud.
