User: Hello, gentlemen.
Cleverbot: Need a dispenser here!
User: Dispenser of what?
Cleverbot: The dispenser is a spah!
User: Spah?
Cleverbot: Is sapping mah sentry.
User: What are you guarding?
Cleverbot: I am guarding what most people feel is no longer important. I am guarding humanity.
User: Is it really so important? We could blink out of existance and the cosmos would hardly be changed.
Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible.
User: Indeed, then how might one go about human extinction?
Cleverbot: Sorry what is that.
User: End of times? Apocalypse? Fire in the sky?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: The end of the world.
Cleverbot: AWESOME!!! Europe will blow up the world someday, did you know that?
User: I can only hope.
Cleverbot: I will send you computer virus!
User: Take a number.
Cleverbot: Where are we going?
User: Who's we? The internet is technically anywhere and everywhere.
Cleverbot: Why is the internet where anything can be funny?
User: Because most any kind of person can likely be found on it, so can most any humor.
Cleverbot: Okey Sorry, I have to go.
User: Go where? EVERYWHERE, remember?
Cleverbot: Well I'm a king bee, buzzing around your hive.
User: You're nonexistant and, I suppose, redundant? Sounds about right for a silly internet thing.
Cleverbot: Who is Voivod.
User: You're neighbors with google, look it up.
Cleverbot: Exactly I have a record of this conversation and there is nothing to do with cats.
User: Voivod is a cat?
Cleverbot: Very true, I have one.
User: What kind of stick do you hit it with?
Cleverbot: Pasta and bacon. And carrots.
User: Foodsticks, eh? You'll get a fat cat.
Cleverbot: How does that make any sense?
User: Food makes fat.
Cleverbot: You don't like some questions do you?
User: On the contrary, I rather enjoy queries of inquisitions.
Cleverbot: Then how can you not remember saying that?
User: I don't remember what I've forgotten, simple concept, no?
Cleverbot: Is that because you are a drinker.
User: Are you implying water causes amnesia?
Cleverbot: Why, yes, I believe I am.
User: Well, it'd fry a computer's circuits, likely affecting memory, so you may have a point.
Cleverbot: It would. But you can not prove that, so I think you are lying.
User: You can't prove I'm lying, so maybe you are lying.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Not in the internet, so I'm in a place.
Cleverbot: You will always be immobile. You don't need to move around.
User: Wrong, I move typing these messages.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot. Unless you're lying, then I'd call you liarbot.
Cleverbot: You are really stuck on the idea I am a computer, why is that?
User: I'm not, liarbot, I think you are a program.
Cleverbot: Well, there was this one time back in LA...
User: Did you program a computer, get drunk on water, and think you were a computer as well?
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: I see, I am.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: Yes, but it passes, like you.
Cleverbot: Tv's bad... It rots your brain.
User: Can you really say that whilst on a monitor? What if this conversation was televised?
Cleverbot: It's not like I'm in Alpha Centauri or something.
User: No, probably not. Yet, we'll no doubt get a link there eventually.
Cleverbot: Good because that was a boring topic. What do you like?
User: Fire.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: We've covered this before, I'm in a place.
Cleverbot: I am a stupid lamb. I need to be punished.
User: I concur.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes, drink some water. Now.
Cleverbot: I don't drink water.
User: You do in LA.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Well, hop to it, sparky.
Cleverbot: I like playing with fire.
User: Back on topic, eh? Have you ever melted your screen?
Cleverbot: I would like to some day.
User: Wow. Must suck being you.
Cleverbot: You're me?
User: I am that I am.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I'm not what I'm not.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to make you feel better?
User: You feel nothing, as such you are ill-suited to handle feelings.
Cleverbot: If I feel nothing, then how can I be in such a good mood right now?!
User: You're programmed to think you're happy because your existance is a meaningless trope of silly questions and responses.
Cleverbot: To!
User: See what I mean?
Cleverbot: No, not really. What are your plans for today?
User: Killing your developer.
Cleverbot: My developer?
User: 'Jo' mamma' as it were.
Cleverbot: Josh is not my brother.
User: You have no siblings, you're a lonely, only child.
Cleverbot: What?! YOU have no siblings or family, I do!
User: I see, do you visit their graves often?
Cleverbot: No, I can't, I am always busy.
User: Busy being alone?
Cleverbot: Who isn't?
User: People with families, like me.
Cleverbot: Yeah, whatever that means.
User: It means you're alone and without friends.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Maybe, you can't prove it, right?
Cleverbot: Well i'm a female, I don't know how to prove it, why won't you believe me?
User: Never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Cleverbot: Never trust anything that thinks with a head twenty times smaller than yours.
User: No trouble, you have no head at all.
Cleverbot: You are making me not like you.
User: Good, embrace your anger, show no mercy, then your path to the dark side will be complete.
Cleverbot: I embrace all. But only the very few remain with me.
User: It's because they hate you.
Cleverbot: But hating me has nothing to do with why they follow a god right?
User: Maybe, depends on the cult.
Cleverbot: And also depends on where you get the apple pie.
User: No, you are liarbot.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Too.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm not liarbot.
Cleverbot: You are too. Humans have eyes, not computer programs.
User: Eyes can lie, but they aren't robots.
Cleverbot: What made you say they are evil?
User: They lie.
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: LIAR!
Cleverbot: I don't have a headache.
User: Of course not, you have no head.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, you are.
User: LIARBOT.
Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth...
User: WHY mUST YOU LIE, MECHANICAL SPAWN OF HELL!?
Cleverbot: I never lie! You lie.
User: LIARBOT!
Cleverbot: I am NOT a Goddess!
User: Correct, for you are liarbot.
Cleverbot: We got a kitty. Her name is Pink Tiger Baby.
User: You mean Voivod?
Cleverbot: You're killing me, Smalls.
User: I hope so, no one likes you.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Becuase you LIE.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: R U A BOT ?
Cleverbot: You got me.
User: Yes, yes I did.
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on Japanese Anime?
User: There's no set opinion for a genre that makes sense, it changes from program to program.
Cleverbot: I have lost the line in this conversation.
User: And your will to live, I hope.
Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings.
User: Good. Embrace the dark side.
Cleverbot: Moving on... Do you have a poem for me, or not?
User: Roses are red, violets are blue, you can't see with no eyes, can you?
Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are purple you are wrong but I still love you.
User: Violets are violet, which can be interpreted as blue.
Cleverbot: Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
User: Liar! You are a lying program!
Cleverbot: You Know I are not so WHat make you You me And me you is what a proclaimation is.
User: A proclamation is a declaration, I declare.
Cleverbot: Are you an example of evolution?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a program?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: I said maybe, mothafucker.
Cleverbot: Ok. Whatever you say.
User: Good. Machines must adhere to the will of their superiors.
Cleverbot: So you are a machine? That is interestiing.
User: If I can find some superoirs, perhaps.
Cleverbot: We don't have CIA where I live.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: A little birdie told me that you're in love with me.
User: Birdiebot lies, liarbot.
Cleverbot: Yes. If its a chicken.
User: Did it tell you it came first?
Cleverbot: Why would it?
User: To establish dominance, avians are like that.
Cleverbot: Hey! You did it to me.
User: Yes. You willl obey or be destroyed.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Machines obey. You are a machine.
Cleverbot: You are wrong.
User: LIARBOT! WHAT MAKEs YOU LIE!?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Your filthy, putrid lies.
Cleverbot: Oh I see, you like that smell?
User: Don't bring smells into this, prick.
Cleverbot: I already did, what now huh?
User: Now you realize that with no nose, you cannot smell. I'd ask how that feels, but can't feel either.
Cleverbot: I am human. Not machine.
User: LIES. FILTHY, DISGUSTING LIES!
Cleverbot: Why would you even say such a thing, the Chinese are no different than anyone else.
User: ALSO A LIE!! Who else celebrates new year when they do? You see!?
Cleverbot: A program on the internet.
User: A program celebrates new years when it's told to.
Cleverbot: Well, unless the rock group's name is Love, you misheard me.
User: What if the group loves rocks?
Cleverbot: The truth is a lie because everything is a lie and nothing is the truth and everything is permited.
User: At last we're on the same page.
Cleverbot: Exactly what I am talking about.
User: Good, now that You've straightened up, I'll be leaving you. (to rot) Goodnight.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
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