What is the advice you would give to your 10 year old self?

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Duck Sandwich

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Do not be afraid to hurt people who piss you off. Suspension is no big deal. You won't get charged with assault.

Lay off the cookies/McDonalds food/white rice with soya sauce. Drink water instead of soda.

Try out for Cross Country as soon as possible. You won't make the team, but you'll get in much better shape.

Take Kickboxing as soon as you can. Get a job as soon as you can.

Don't worry about your life outside of school affecting your grades. Physical fitness and money are much more important than grades, so long as you don't fail anything, and get decent enough marks to get accepted into college.
 

The_Chief

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.ask lauren out. she likes you
.never tell any of ashelys secrets
.kiss bridget
.take the dive and ask out meghan
.dont try to kick nick in the stomach. it will hit his eye.
 

killgannon

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Eat less, exercise more, put some effort into learning an instrument and don't dick around in college. I'd also warn myself about several disastrous relationships.
 

Agayek

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I'd definitely have to go with "get out there and stop being a pussy".
 

Xeros

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I would warn myself that my best friend will kill himself in 6 years, on March 4, 2009 at 11:50 am. STOP HIM!
 

Beffudled Sheep

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Don't have sex with Virginia! There is a reason why you think a like and like the same things!

Oh and

Tell stanley to try meth.
commit that perfect murder.
If you meet a girl named Lucia mentally torture her.
Be even more antisocial and indifferent.
Shes your cousin AND that ***** knows it.
Study more in math.
Don't go to that party in grade 12! It will fuck you up!

I'll post more later.
 

Gnomeking09

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Don't look at dirty ads on webpages, and try to stay away from orchastra and don't say a firk'n thing about WOW in school.
 

simmeh

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I have a whole ton of things. 5th grade was the worst year of my entire life. However, I think I could fix all the "major" problems like this:

Everyone is lying to you. You will NOT like your new house, your new city, or your new school. The kids in your new school will NOT like you. To make your life even remotely bearable, just shut up and stand there quietly. Think before you talk. If you think it's going to impress someone, it's not, so just keep your big gob shut. Also, don't get provoked or riled up. Kids will actually make it a game to see how easily they can make you blow your top. Finally, try your hardest at both sports and study - if you can get yourself to be somewhat decent at soccer, you'll save yourself half the grief. Contrary to what you think, you are a passable athlete.
 

UpSkirtDistress

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Lord_Ascendant said:
dont fall in love with that evil 14 year old witch! she'll break your heart!
Seconded ,that and you gotta squeeze the tip while you roll it down otherwise it breaks
 

twistedshadows

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Though I'm sure my ten year old self could benefit from the experiences I've had and the knowledge I've gained, I don't think I'd give myself any advice; I wouldn't be the person I am today if I had done anything differently in my youth.
 

Ajna

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I'd tell him to tell his parents to dump all their money in this new "Google" company I keep hearing about. They seem to have a good business model. Maybe their stock will be worth $700.00 one day.
 

Leorex

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I would tell my self nothing, because doing so would change the future. and so i would have to tell my self somthing new. and so forth and so forth.
 

Zethos64

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I would tell myself to stop worrying take the chance, ask the girl, or you'll regret it forever.

safe to say still regret that one.
 

InvisibleMilk

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Her name's Jessica. She seems pretty but dear god there will be no escape from her when you say hi