what is your battle cry?

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Zombie_Fish

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Mine was passed on to me from the ancient monks of the chain that's goldie lookin':

"That's right, your mother's got a penis! (COME ON WEMBLY!)"

And for anyone who doesn't get it, it's a song by Goldie Lookin' Chain called Your Mother's Got A Penis
 

CounterAttack

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Dec 25, 2008
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An army of elite soldiers marches onto a battlefield, when out of a shadow walks CounterAttack. He looks at the expertly trained warriors, laughs, and says:

"I'm gonna crush you all. I'm gonna grind you to ash, I'm gonna rip your skulls open. I'm gonna bash your heads in, break every bone in your bodies and drop a wrecking ball on the bits that are left. And then I'm gonna get real mean."
 

Whoolpurse

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Jul 14, 2008
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ok tried with my real name:

In the name of malice, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!
 

the_hessian

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Devised by my friend and I to cause maximum annoyance while playing halo...

We call it the death cry, performed while running with the n00b combo:
[an smg and an elite plasma rifle]

and of course, you don't really aim, just spray and pray...

The death cry goes like this:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Basically aslong as you have breathe you make noise.
 

ae86gamer

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Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking out of the terrain! It is Ae86gamer, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She screams ominously:

"I'm going to spank you so painfully, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"....sounds about right :D
 

bodyklok

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Feb 17, 2008
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My first choice.

"Eat shit and die"

My second.

These hands you see before you will end the light of day, your ashes will be cast in to the wind [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl3_ZOeL2Z4]
 

Straitjacketeering

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Jan 3, 2009
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hopeneverdies said:
You murdered my father prepare to die.
Cookie for reference.
Actually
As sure as predators devour prey, I shall discombobulate the entire world
Princess bride? CURSE ALL WHO GET IT BEFORE ME.

Anyhoo

Tearing through the trailer park, wielding a broken crutch is STRAITJACKETEERING, He gives a maniacal roar: "AFTER YOU DIE IMMA STUFF YOU, SIT ON YOUR LAP, AND TELL YOU ALL THE COOL SHIT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS."
 

TheColdHeart

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Running along the tarmac, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh TheColdHeart! And he gives a cruel howl:

"I'm going to torment you into the fast lane!"
 

megapenguinx

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Mine used to be, "Bitches and cream!"

Now it's "I'm on a train mother******!!"
In reference to: http://theslackerz.com/index.php?nav=Comic&PHPSESSID=eeffdf6c79b947fd4c898c1fc765df84
 

wordsmith

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May 1, 2008
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Hark! Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is Wordsmith, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you with such wanton cruelty, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

Which is weird, as my usual battlecry is "shh!" or "goodnight" (stealth-characters-r-us)