You guys want to hear something funny? Only, you can't laugh. I can't tell if you laugh or not but you know what I mean.
I was about five years old when the first Chucky movie came out, but I was fairly bright, understood general context, shit like that. So I'm sitting with my mother and younger brother in the living room watching t.v, it's about 5 or 6 in the afternoon, when my mom flips the channel onto the news. No biggy, no problem, news sucks. So I leave the room, get a juice box or something(I don't know, it was long ago but I remember this one part..) and come back into the room. And on the news is a clip of one of those big dolls they had (Anyone remember the talking teddy ruxpin dolls?) standing over a kid and holding this huge knife, looking like he's going to stab this kid to hell.
Well, I practically shit myself. I think this is a news article about dolls coming to life and attacking people (Alirght, i was a smart kid but come on, I was 5. Killer dolls were a potential problem when you were 5) I actually made a deal with my toys that if they didn't try to kill me I wouldn't get rid of them (I lied)
I honestly believed for the next two years that at some point I was going to have to fight off some killer doll invasion. I was fucked up. Hated toys, didn't like stuffed aninmals (they're coming to get me after all...)everything was pretty much ruined for me.
When I was ten I watched Chucky for the first time, and let me say I was not impressed.
