What would you say if you were an NPC?
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Ah, ok. sorry. And of course. Yes it was Diablo not II. How stupid of me >.<Emperor Inferno said:
"You need to travel to the distant lands of your front door, find the silver key, open the door, find a young maiden who you would deem a suitable mate, court her, marry her, have many children, and live happily. Should you choose to accept this arduous task you shall be rewarded with much experience."
"give me all of your money, weapons, clothes, ect to pass... or i will eat this cute innocent KITTEN!!!"
"Oh, so your the hero huh? Well fuck you. Why don't I get to go off on epic adventures and shit huh? You think I'm gonna sell you stuff? Hell no. Get the hell out of my house. Try Knocking next time too."
I would be an npc that pops up in random towns with this scheme.
"Hey, could I have a potion?"
Yes <
No
*You gave away [input relatively expensive, rare item here]*
"Thanks!" *npc disappears*
The item could be anything, from a gun/sword you recently bought to something that completely restores your health to some large magic item. Something you could buy again, but would be very painful to lose.
And you would never get it back once you give it to me.
There would additionally be the irony for the 'I feel like I should do everything' player. If you say yes every time you see me (the npc), there would be no ultimate reward at the end. You would simply be hurting yourself.
And the best part, the kicker, is that I could appear in any npc form - from old lady to ninja to squad member. So you would not be able to predict when I'd appear.
"Hey, could I have a potion?"
Yes <
No
*You gave away [input relatively expensive, rare item here]*
"Thanks!" *npc disappears*
The item could be anything, from a gun/sword you recently bought to something that completely restores your health to some large magic item. Something you could buy again, but would be very painful to lose.
And you would never get it back once you give it to me.
There would additionally be the irony for the 'I feel like I should do everything' player. If you say yes every time you see me (the npc), there would be no ultimate reward at the end. You would simply be hurting yourself.
And the best part, the kicker, is that I could appear in any npc form - from old lady to ninja to squad member. So you would not be able to predict when I'd appear.
Emotive NPCs are... interesting, to say the least.... "you useless monkey hater!"OptimusHagrid said:
I'd personally go with just "Hi.", and leave it at that.
