What would you say if you were an NPC?

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Supreme Unleaded

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Why "All your base belongs to us" of course. Just as the silent protagonist comes rolling in with the whole worlds military and wipes me out. This is obviosly the training mission, so we will meet again.
 

Lilani

Sometimes known as CaitieLou
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"Welcome to the marketplace. Get your shit and get out."
 

Mr. Grey

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Aug 31, 2009
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"You there! Have you any skooma? No? *pickpockets skooma* Thank you for your time..."

I'm pretty sure I can do this because a buddy stole some cheese and then an urchin stole it back. He later killed said urchin, but that's neither here nor there.

A quote that fits any game?
"Don't tell anyone this, I mean it. *look both ways, lean in* I'm the secret ending boss."

"There once was a man from Nantucket, who truly loved his bucket. I stole that bucket and well... he loved that bucket so much he killed himself. But hey! New bucket!"

"God invented lemons specifically so they'd be thrown at chickens."

"Do you ever get the feeling we're being watched? No, no... Not the secret government everyone knows about and is behind this whole fiasco. I mean that window there, with that weird creepy person staring back at us."

"Alms for the poor?"

"God Mode? Wouldn't know anything about it, but here's a hint... Tickle the smallest pig in the pen over there. I think you'll be surprised." This is entirely a setup.
 
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"Whoa you look rough. Have you eaten, like at all?, or slept?, *sniffs* or even gone to the crapper. Seriously? For a hero your pretty Godamn disgusting.

Aww I'm sorry that was pretty harsh. Do you, do you want a hug?"
 

Canadamus Prime

Robot in Disguise
Jun 17, 2009
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"Oh great another Player Character and his rowdy band of adventurers."
Breaking the 4th wall is just so much fun.
 

Terramax

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"So you got the lead role? You know I auditioned for that part? And I know where you live."
 

arcstone

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"Why, hello there compleatly random stranger that just barged into my house!
Feel free to break or steal anything you find!"
 

Zinaxos

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"You can not kill someone, that is murder!" Then after running away from Altair... "Guards!"
 

xplosive59

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"whats the point in saving the world where all we do is stand in the same spot forever, why not end our misery with your big pointy sword...I mean it"
 

dudeman0001

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I would say
"what is a man!"
and then kill the protaganist in 1 hit, during a cutscene by throwing a wineglass.

who wants a cookie?