"You there! Have you any skooma? No? *pickpockets skooma* Thank you for your time..."
I'm pretty sure I can do this because a buddy stole some cheese and then an urchin stole it back. He later killed said urchin, but that's neither here nor there.
A quote that fits any game?
"Don't tell anyone this, I mean it. *look both ways, lean in* I'm the secret ending boss."
"There once was a man from Nantucket, who truly loved his bucket. I stole that bucket and well... he loved that bucket so much he killed himself. But hey! New bucket!"
"God invented lemons specifically so they'd be thrown at chickens."
"Do you ever get the feeling we're being watched? No, no... Not the secret government everyone knows about and is behind this whole fiasco. I mean that window there, with that weird creepy person staring back at us."
"Alms for the poor?"
"God Mode? Wouldn't know anything about it, but here's a hint... Tickle the smallest pig in the pen over there. I think you'll be surprised." This is entirely a setup.