Not Good said:
So if any of you can find me a Progressive metal band that doesn't sound like a bunch of pussies that bought distortion pedals, and their most recent released songs don't fail at being progressive and do succeed at getting them monies, notify me.
Hmm, no one's mentioned Between the Buried and Me. They've been described as being progressive metal by reviewers, such as Metal Observer. They most heavily lean towards progressive metal in their newest album, Colors.
I don't know what, exactly, the definition of progressive metal is; but I say that it's progressive on the grounds that the band incorporates many different genres into this album (albeit each with a slightly metal twist in some form or another): jazz, folk, punk, and soft alternative, to name a few.
They are instrumentally impressive without being overbearing; the composition of the music is masterful, and the lyrics (mostly) artful.
Additionally (sorry, I just can't help mentioning this), the band members themselves are extremely talented--especially the frontman, Tommy Rogers. He screams, sings (clearly and beautifully), and plays synth; and he is also highly proficient at guitar and drums. On their album The Anatomy Of, they deftly cover bands like Motley Crue, Depeche Mode, Pantera, Soundgarden, and Queen--and if you can cover Freddi Mercury, well then, that is
it.
As for the making monies, I believe the album has been extremely successful.
And, if it counts for anything, both Ultimate-Guitar.com and Mike Portnoy of Dream Theater named it their album of the year.
These two videos have the first two tracks of Colors: Foam Born (A): The Backtrack, and Foam Born (B): Decade of Statues. The quality is decent enough, and the user has the rest of the album as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcZKoLpH8xY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMpf5mAC3uw&feature=channel_page
And that's all I got to say about that.