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What's the wierdest thing you've ever believed?
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The OP was talking about flame wars in general. As in, don't say anything that could lead to a flame war. They just used atheists bashing Jesus as an example.Housebroken Lunatic said:
So what did you do? You made a post about religion. It doesn't matter if you said not believing in god (yes I am capable of reading what you said) rather than believing in god. You still made a post that could lead to a flamewar.
I convinced my vegan roommate that there was lard in frozen coke. She declared then and there in all seriousness that she'd never drink frozen coke again.
OT: When I was six, my brother told me that the gurgling sound the water made when the bath drained was a monstrous sewer python trying to force it's way up the pipe.
OT: When I was six, my brother told me that the gurgling sound the water made when the bath drained was a monstrous sewer python trying to force it's way up the pipe.
Is that my problem? Would you rather have me lie instead?Internet Kraken said:
I've clearly motivated why I said what I said, it's not like there's much point in starting a flamewar over it now is it? Im not likely to change my standpoint in the matter, regardless of how many atheists or christians decide to flame me for it.
They probably think my standpoint is just as wierd as I think theirs is, but it's not like there's any reason to ***** and bicker about it.
Because regardless of what God thinks or what Chemical Chance thinks (or whatever the hell atheists scream out when they come during sex), this forum is still intended for people entitled to their own opinions.
So im not the one starting a flamewar here, the person who decide's to try and pick a verbal fight over my opinions will...
I still belive this:
God likes to do the opposite of what you want, BUT is extremley subseptible to bluffing.
I.E. I hand in homework when I was 8, thinking it was good, but in my head thinking "Oh no, he'll hate it", sure enough, teacher loves it. If I think it's good, but hand it in thinking "He's bound to like it", the teacher will hate it, purely because "God" clearly altered his view just to spite me
God likes to do the opposite of what you want, BUT is extremley subseptible to bluffing.
I.E. I hand in homework when I was 8, thinking it was good, but in my head thinking "Oh no, he'll hate it", sure enough, teacher loves it. If I think it's good, but hand it in thinking "He's bound to like it", the teacher will hate it, purely because "God" clearly altered his view just to spite me
Doesn't matter. You didn't need to bring religion into this. It's likely to lead to a flame war.Housebroken Lunatic said:
Once upon a time I had an imaginary friend
. And then when I found out Santa wasn't real, it all made sense.
And honestly, if people try to get on my case about about either not believing in imaginary people, or get on my case about potentially starting a flame war, I only really have one thing to say.
Get over it.
Not every one has the same beliefs, so all you self righteous Christians,Catholics,Jews,etc. just don't respond to me.
There.
Flame war averted [hopefully]
by the name of Jesus
And honestly, if people try to get on my case about about either not believing in imaginary people, or get on my case about potentially starting a flame war, I only really have one thing to say.
Get over it.
Not every one has the same beliefs, so all you self righteous Christians,Catholics,Jews,etc. just don't respond to me.
There.
Flame war averted [hopefully]
I wash my hands of any flamewars in this thread. My post wasn't intended to be flame bait and if anyone misinteprate it as such then it's their mistake, not mine...Internet Kraken said:
I had a variant of this actually, back when I was quite young. I knew that other languages meant things, but I thought that everyone THOUGHT in English and wondered why they would go through the trouble of translating everything instead of just speaking the "normal way".Kermi said:
But the weirdest thing...Hmm...Well, I had a classmate who claimed that his grandfather (who I think actually DID work with genetics) was trying and succeeding in creating Pokemon. I was easily the most gullible person I know. I still am, to an extent. While I like to think that I'm a heck of a lot smarter than back then, I hate to call people out on things like that, even if they sound unlikely, because they COULD be telling the truth and I hate calling people liars if they aren't.
Maybe it's because that's what the crazy evangelists on TV say, just in the first person.MaxTheReaper said:
'And you left the shallow-uh! Force fed lie-uh!'
'...I left the shallow, force fed lie...'
Televangelists. You can't trust them.
[small]Oogy boogy boogy![/small]
Gilbert Munch said:
oh, yeah, sorry about that. i forgot i had left it in my pocket when i went to a football game. after i left the field, i realized it was in pieces. still fixing it, estimated time of full recovery:
soon. very soon.
When I was younger I read in a Charlie Brown book that you needed long hair to contract pneumonia.
I believed that for a number of years.
I believed that for a number of years.
i used to beleive there was a man with a white doll mask trying to kill me...
my mummy let me watch waaay to many horror movies when i was little, and now im suffering for it, thanks a bunch ma!
my mummy let me watch waaay to many horror movies when i was little, and now im suffering for it, thanks a bunch ma!