I know your pain, the great god Transitor likes to make the buses even more late when it's raining and when I have a midterm to get to.Jacking said:
Which obscure gods hate YOU?
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Gods of sleep, relationships, and money seem to hate me. A less obscure god with a direct hatred for me is Thor. Can't even light a cigarette in the constant wind. Luckily I seem to have passed under the radar of the god of hangovers
Gods of Sleep, Relationships, Friendships, and Being in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time (or he loves me, depending on how you look at it).
The god of soya hates me. I wasn't in the mood for soya for a long time and so months after abandoning him, I FINALLY feel in the mood for it and laughs happily to find one last carton of it left - completely sealed! I check the briefly look at the date and I have months left, so I pour myself some and it's.... less than savory - and realize the god of soya has switched the days and the months around and drinking that would be near poison - which I came very close to doing.
So to make it up to said god so he doesn't try to kill me again, I go out to buy some more and find the entire brand has been taken down and now I constantly have the need to drink soya until I can find the brand I used to drink again....
So to make it up to said god so he doesn't try to kill me again, I go out to buy some more and find the entire brand has been taken down and now I constantly have the need to drink soya until I can find the brand I used to drink again....
The norse god Frey, at the moment. I am stuck writing an analysis of the saga of Ravnkel Frøjsgode, who're pretty crazy for that Frey fellow (Frøjsgode = Frey's (heathen) 'priest').
Not a problem in and of itself, the sagas are interesting enough... problem is that I have to upload it in three hours and I would so much rather be doing something else right now.
Why, Frey, why?
Not a problem in and of itself, the sagas are interesting enough... problem is that I have to upload it in three hours and I would so much rather be doing something else right now.
Why, Frey, why?
The god of sleep. He seems to find it amusing to have me be nocturnal. Also the god of pollen. I must have pissed that mofo off because he loves making me suffer.
The twin goddesses of melodrama and conflict gravity.
Everyone around me seems to bicker like Greek tragedians (minus the incest, mutilation, and murder, thank goodness) and as if by magic I'm drawn into the squabble simply by occupying nearby space. (Not necessarily adjacent space, mind.) I also seem to have the equally magical ability to be simultaneously unrelated to, the cause of, solution to, and adviser for every single one of these conflicts without having said a word or made eye contact.
It's a blessing and a curse.
...and I'm aware of the irony.
Everyone around me seems to bicker like Greek tragedians (minus the incest, mutilation, and murder, thank goodness) and as if by magic I'm drawn into the squabble simply by occupying nearby space. (Not necessarily adjacent space, mind.) I also seem to have the equally magical ability to be simultaneously unrelated to, the cause of, solution to, and adviser for every single one of these conflicts without having said a word or made eye contact.
It's a blessing and a curse.
...and I'm aware of the irony.
God of beds....into which I bash my legs every morning.
Hermes seems to hate me. He always steals my stuff. Dionysus gives me hangovers. Also, gods of computer parts hate me. I had to replace three rather expensive ones in two months.
Hermes seems to hate me. He always steals my stuff. Dionysus gives me hangovers. Also, gods of computer parts hate me. I had to replace three rather expensive ones in two months.
