Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Nouw]

Redlin5 is actually a sentient robot!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Nouw is an engineer, maintaining the Redlin series robots.

 

[xmbts]

He's actually become too self aware, and is planning to overthrow humanity via the internet.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

They know too much and must be silenced.

 

[Nouw]

Cap'n Ninja doesn't know enough and must be silenced.

BACK TO WORK MINIONS!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Nouw is a matrix administrator, alongside myself.

Wait, I wasn't supposed to say that.

Nouw is your normal New Zealander who has taken to the internet to impress you with his wisdom.

Move along.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

He's a fan of adding pictures and other media to his postings.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's an observant fellow Canadian...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Red is a cat who wears a man-suit by day and plots to take over the world with his chain of family-style restaurants by night.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Chinchy is the one who lies deep beneath the earth, building his vast army of robots while laughing maniacally. He is only online to look at the pitiful world he will soon destroy with a massive trout themed laser...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Red knows far too much and is obviously an agent sent by MI6 to foil my diabolical plans.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Chinchy doesn't know that I'm willing to strike a deal, seeing as I have my own interests on Earth...

[sub]I'm sure we can work something out...[/sub]

 

[Nouw]

Redlin 5 is a heretic and must be purged.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Nouw is canceling our partnership with statements like that.

[sub]Don't make me flash you...[/sub]

 

[Nouw]

Redlin 5 is currently endangering our partnership by revealing it.

Spoiler: Our disguise, you'll never see us coming!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Nouw realizes that we should make up before we break up.

[sub]We're too awesome to split now. We make a good team.[/sub]

 

[Nouw]

Yes, so what do we do?
[sub]We should be like the guys from Boondock Saints or Pulp Fiction![/sub]

 

[xmbts]

He's actually the king of the Gorillaz fan club.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Papa? Is that you?

 

[Nouw]

He's actually the king of the Gorillaz fan club.

Yussssssssssss

Papa? Is that you?

Made me laugh.

Last of the Chinchillas is actually the first of the Chinchi- *dies.

"Sssssh."