Wish Granted, but...

[tthor]

I wish you would use the search bar.
seriously, there was a huge thread of this exact same thing in the Games&roleplaying section of the forums less than a month ago

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

GRANTED! But you can only choose between one or two seconds, followed by an hour recharge rate where you have to stay awake.

I wish I could shoot pies from my wrists at will.

GRANTED! but now your penis can talk

I wish I had the powers of a cartoon

GRANTED! but now you're a kid's cartoon and so have no penis. . . sorry, couldn't resist ;P

I wish I live a long and prosporous life with my loved ones ihn the lap of luxury with no interesting events happening to me ever.

GRANTED!
but you're a quadruple amputee living in the slums of New Hampshire

I wish I could travel through time with the slightest of ease (DeLorean Free).

 

[tthor]

I wish you would use the search bar.
seriously, there was a huge thread of this exact same thing in the Games&roleplaying section of the forums less than a month ago

infact, here it is. Its last post was Yesterday. this type of thread belongs in the games and roleplaying section anyway
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.183134-Corrupt-a-Wish-game

 

[Naeberius]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

GRANTED! But you can only choose between one or two seconds, followed by an hour recharge rate where you have to stay awake.

I wish I could shoot pies from my wrists at will.

GRANTED! but now your penis can talk

I wish I had the powers of a cartoon

GRANTED! but now you're a kid's cartoon and so have no penis. . . sorry, couldn't resist ;P

I wish I live a long and prosporous life with my loved ones ihn the lap of luxury with no interesting events happening to me ever.

GRANTED!
but you're a quadruple amputee living in the slums of New Hampshire

I wish I could travel through time with the slightest of ease (DeLorean Free).

Granted but it only works from your current position in the universe. ie you go back to whatever time you want but you'll probally be stuck in open space.

I wish i was immune to fire.

 

[Kawatoo]

Granted, But only underwater
I wish I could throw fireballs

 

[Deathkingo]

GRANTED! but they always burn your hands.
I wish i had a loophole-free wish.

 

[zombiestrangler]

GRANTED! But you get shot in the face before you could use it.

I wish there was no evil in the world.

 

[ayuri]

GRANTED! but they always burn your hands.
I wish i had a loophole-free wish.

Granted! But you can only wish for death
I wish I was AWESOME!!!
*someone beat me to this granting

 

[ayuri]

GRANTED! But you get shot in the face before you could use it.

I wish there was no evil in the world.

ALL THE WORLD DIES
I wish I was AWESOME!!!

 

[Snake Plissken]

I wish I was AWESOME!!!

Granted, but nobody cares because they're all even more awesome than you.

I wish my homework was finished.

 

[ZeoAssassin]

I wish I was AWESOME!!!

Granted, but nobody cares because they're all even more awesome than you.

I wish my homework was finished.

granted but its all on a flash drive and all your printers are broken.


i wish i could freeze time at will for the sole purpose of getting more sleep.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

I wish my homework was finished.

Granted, it's finished but completely incorrectly.

I wish for a job.

EDIT: Rats! Ninja'd

 

[sylekage]

Granted, but nobody cares because they're all even more awesome than you.

I wish my homework was finished.

Granted!! But you did it wrong.

I wish I had lots o' moneyz

 

[rabidmidget]

Granted! But ti's monopoly money

I wish I had some ice cream

 

[zombiestrangler]

GRANTED! But it's made from fermented rat milk.
I wish that I had Fallout: New Vegas right now.

 

[Whobajube]

GRANTED! But it's made from fermented rat milk.
I wish that I had Fallout: New Vegas right now.

Granted! But the disc is irreparably scratched.

I wish I had more time.

 

[cystemic]

this shit is too confusing

 

[zombiestrangler]

GRANTED! But you have nothing to utilize that time with.
I wish that I shot myself in the foot.

 

[Viper1265]

Granted! But the disc is irreparably scratched.

I wish I had more time.

Granted! But the "more time" is only a nanosecond.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted!