Wish Granted, but...

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but you can only play spiky guitars that are on fire well.


I wish I could perform jutsus from Naruto

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but they only work when your stab yourself with a rusty nail.

I wish for a super computer.

 

[IpunchFaces]

Granted, but the super-computer turns out to be SkyNet. Good luck.

I wish that I could build sentries like the Engie in TF2.

 

[projectazure]

Wish granted, but someone from 4chan gets ahold of your technology and kills you with it.

I wish i didn't come up with such retarded eye-de-ahhz.

 

[ilspooner]

GRANTED! You come up with even more retarded eye-de-ahhz.

I wish I am good at singing.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but you don't have control over what your saying...

I wish I had $1,000,000 worth of fresh pecans...

 

[ilspooner]

GRANTED! But you have to eat them all in one sitting.

I wish this thread would not die.

 

[Nouw]

Granted it won't die, instead it'll be locked.

I wish Duke Nukem Forever would have just as many easter egges in Duke Nukem 3D.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The game is entireky made of easter eggs.

I wish for someone to give me a giant rock.

 

[ilspooner]

GRANTED! It lands on your head and crushes you.

I wish I had Munchkin Bites.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted *munchkins bite you and you start to feel sick*

I wish ALL the major news networks would stop lying

 

[GriZZlyWulF]

GRANTED! but for every truth a kitten is killed.

I wish that we had never discovered religion

 

[projectazure]

Wish granted, but the real God comes and kills you.

I wish spanish class was a little more laid back.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Granted, but now you don't learn anything.

I wish I could turn invisible

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the ipod shrinks to a microscopic size!

I wish I had a balogna sandwich.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, but the bologna is 10 years past its experation date(and you don't know this)

I wish i had the power to permaban people from my favorite games

 

[ilspooner]

GRANTED! Every time you use this power you get permabanned.

I wish I could get a vintage vintage merryweather.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but hhe also puts you incharge of paying off all his debts that are 2X more than his fortune

I wish I could know when the world would end