You're a horrible and hilarious person.MercurySteam said:Wow, I bet she never saw that cumming.
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You're a horrible and hilarious person.MercurySteam said:Wow, I bet she never saw that cumming.
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That sounds very much like a paraphrase of Cameron from House MD....The_root_of_all_evil said:Sex, even onanism (is that the female version as well?) is incredibly tough on your body.
For a start; there's overuse of muscles that are rarely used, massive strain on the heart/bloodstream, alleged braindeath at the point of climax, huge disease transmission between partners, rips and tears to both groinal areas, throbbing friction, even if it works properly, a slow physical/mental crippling of both partners for nine months.(Male mental/Female mental-physical).
If we didn't have hormones forcing us to do it, we'd have evolved out of it long ago.
And then died off.
Yah RLY. Much as I might trust a unrecognised website that's been around for less than 5 years, let's have a look at their claims.Mokagogo said:...O rly.
http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/10-surprising-health-benefits-of-sex
Usually caused from trying to get sex.1. Sex Relieves Stress
By introducing you to huge disease transmission.2. Sex Boosts Immunity
42 bouts of sex for half an hour each time...3. Sex Burns Calories: 42 half-hour sessions will burn 3,570 calories, more than enough to lose a pound. Doubling up, you could drop that pound in 21 hour-long sessions.
By stressing the heart. Seriously, only retching is more stressful on the muscle. Maybe getting tasered...4. Sex Improves Cardiovascular Health
Hmm...rain is wet as well. That has what overall effect on health?5. Sex Boosts Self-Esteem
What...sleeping with someone brings you closer?6. Sex Improves Intimacy
That's usually where addiction kicks in...7. Sex Reduces Pain
Which doesn't work so well for women.8. Sex Reduces Prostate Cancer Risk
Exercise works muscles?9. Sex Strengthens Pelvic Floor Muscles
See....I've been trying to tell her that, but she tends to think that she can't get there in under a minute.10. Sex Helps You Sleep Better
Note how women, and to an extent - men, have a specific organ JUST to bring pleasure to sex.Boba Frag said:If consensual sex was as horrific as you make it sound then we would not be here.
Sudden Death Syndrome!? That scares the shit out of m-!mad825 said:the headline is very misleading.
there is a chance she died watching from the porn but it could have been coincidence that she died from sudden death syndrome at that moment in time.
I dunno, if that were my daughter I'd attempt to summon her ghost just to high-five her.reg42 said:Wow. Must have been awkward to have been told that your daughter died masturbating.
I feel pretty sorry for the family.
Also, 100% of people who breath or breathed even alittle oxygen also share that fate or have shared it.The Hairminator said:100% of the people who regularly watch porn are either dead or will die at some point in the future!SODAssault said:I'm sure that'll end up on the "teens against pornography" list of 100 reasons not to watch porn.
96. "Kills you."
Just close down your web browser and pull up your pants when you feel the heart attack coming!Doug said:Also, 100% of people who breath or breathed even alittle oxygen also share that fate or have shared it.The Hairminator said:100% of the people who regularly watch porn are either dead or will die at some point in the future!SODAssault said:I'm sure that'll end up on the "teens against pornography" list of 100 reasons not to watch porn.
96. "Kills you."
OP: I'm a mix of amused and sad. Its sad she's dead, and its a pity this is what she'll be remembered for.
Also, should we be worried now? I mean, I've not got a gf, so if I get a heart attack whilst 'excited', its not going to end well for me unless I can get to call 999 fast enough.
I'm pretty sure its too late by the time you feel the shooting pain in your arm and chest.The Hairminator said:Just close down your web browser and pull up your pants when you feel the heart attack coming!Doug said:Also, should we be worried now? I mean, I've not got a gf, so if I get a heart attack whilst 'excited', its not going to end well for me unless I can get to call 999 fast enough.
You just need to focus a little. Hit Alt+F4, with your right hand, then when you're on the floor focus on pulling up your pants before you loose consciousness.Doug said:I'm pretty sure its too late by the time you feel the shooting pain in your arm and chest.The Hairminator said:Just close down your web browser and pull up your pants when you feel the heart attack coming!Doug said:Also, should we be worried now? I mean, I've not got a gf, so if I get a heart attack whilst 'excited', its not going to end well for me unless I can get to call 999 fast enough.