Woman dies from sexual arousal while watching porn

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ajemas

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Must've been some really good porn!
In all seriousness, I hope that the media doesn't blow this out of proportion. What tends to happen is that when one person doing a (fairly) normal activity ends up dying in some contrived way, the media takes a hold of it and blows this one in one billion chance of dying to insane proportions. Every death is a tragedy to be sure, but I hope that the media covers this once and leaves the family alone to grieve, without prolonging the sadness by issuing "warnings" about safe porn viewing habits.
 

Boba Frag

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Sex, even onanism (is that the female version as well?) is incredibly tough on your body.

For a start; there's overuse of muscles that are rarely used, massive strain on the heart/bloodstream, alleged braindeath at the point of climax, huge disease transmission between partners, rips and tears to both groinal areas, throbbing friction, even if it works properly, a slow physical/mental crippling of both partners for nine months.(Male mental/Female mental-physical).

If we didn't have hormones forcing us to do it, we'd have evolved out of it long ago.

And then died off.
That sounds very much like a paraphrase of Cameron from House MD....

I'm not suggesting anything, I just note the similarities between your rationale and the quote from the episode.. I think a student age patient suffers from a seizure during sex and they're trying to figure out if that was the cause blah blah.

Fair point, but the same can be said of most physical activity.
The body loves it, though- people who have regular sex tend to be somewhat healthier.
I can't link you to an academic journal, because I've forgotten where I read that...

I dispute your assertion of a "slow crippling" of the mind and body, though.

While these are no doubt documented, you make it sound like a commonplace occurence.
If consensual sex was as horrific as you make it sound then we would not be here.

I'm not for one instant saying childbirth isn't traumatic, but that's a separate, if related, issue.
Also, the transmission of STIs is obviously highly dangerous, but as for actual physical act, I think you're leaving out the fact that the human body is more than well equipped to handle it.

Hormones do play a large part in it, but at the same time, the body floods with adrenaline in order to bolster itself.

Of course, it also depends on just how strenous the act of intercourse is- as far as I'm aware there is no standard template that consenting adults follow. It is possible for sex to be very relaxed and gentle and gradually build up to a more cardio-vascular exersion.
 
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Mokagogo said:
...O rly.

http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/10-surprising-health-benefits-of-sex
Yah RLY. Much as I might trust a unrecognised website that's been around for less than 5 years, let's have a look at their claims.

1. Sex Relieves Stress
Usually caused from trying to get sex.
2. Sex Boosts Immunity
By introducing you to huge disease transmission.
3. Sex Burns Calories: 42 half-hour sessions will burn 3,570 calories, more than enough to lose a pound. Doubling up, you could drop that pound in 21 hour-long sessions.
42 bouts of sex for half an hour each time...

Yeah...

4. Sex Improves Cardiovascular Health
By stressing the heart. Seriously, only retching is more stressful on the muscle. Maybe getting tasered...
5. Sex Boosts Self-Esteem
Hmm...rain is wet as well. That has what overall effect on health?
6. Sex Improves Intimacy
What...sleeping with someone brings you closer?
Wow.
7. Sex Reduces Pain
That's usually where addiction kicks in...
8. Sex Reduces Prostate Cancer Risk
Which doesn't work so well for women.
9. Sex Strengthens Pelvic Floor Muscles
Exercise works muscles?
10. Sex Helps You Sleep Better
See....I've been trying to tell her that, but she tends to think that she can't get there in under a minute.

So...sex...not really good for you. Enjoyable certainly.

Boba Frag said:
If consensual sex was as horrific as you make it sound then we would not be here.
Note how women, and to an extent - men, have a specific organ JUST to bring pleasure to sex.
 

RN7

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I laughed after the moment of akwardness died down. I can see it now:
"Pornography is bad for you kids! It can even kill you!"
 

Firia

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I never want to die this way. That poor womans' face is plastered on the internet with the words "death by porno" in the article. The poor woman must be SCREAMING wherever she is. 'After they broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead,' said Sgt Webb. 'She had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in the bed.

Be glad she's dead, as she'd die from humiliation.
 

Cheesus333

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mad825 said:
the headline is very misleading.

there is a chance she died watching from the porn but it could have been coincidence that she died from sudden death syndrome at that moment in time.
Sudden Death Syndrome!? That scares the shit out of m-!

OT: Tragic, yet mildly amusing. I suppose if you're gonna die you might as well entertain some forumites after you've gone...
 

bob-2000

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reg42 said:
Wow. Must have been awkward to have been told that your daughter died masturbating.

I feel pretty sorry for the family.
I dunno, if that were my daughter I'd attempt to summon her ghost just to high-five her.
 

Doug

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The Hairminator said:
SODAssault said:
I'm sure that'll end up on the "teens against pornography" list of 100 reasons not to watch porn.

96. "Kills you."
100% of the people who regularly watch porn are either dead or will die at some point in the future!
Also, 100% of people who breath or breathed even alittle oxygen also share that fate or have shared it.

OP: I'm a mix of amused and sad. Its sad she's dead, and its a pity this is what she'll be remembered for.

Also, should we be worried now? I mean, I've not got a gf, so if I get a heart attack whilst 'excited', its not going to end well for me unless I can get to call 999 fast enough.
 

The Hairminator

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Doug said:
The Hairminator said:
SODAssault said:
I'm sure that'll end up on the "teens against pornography" list of 100 reasons not to watch porn.

96. "Kills you."
100% of the people who regularly watch porn are either dead or will die at some point in the future!
Also, 100% of people who breath or breathed even alittle oxygen also share that fate or have shared it.

OP: I'm a mix of amused and sad. Its sad she's dead, and its a pity this is what she'll be remembered for.

Also, should we be worried now? I mean, I've not got a gf, so if I get a heart attack whilst 'excited', its not going to end well for me unless I can get to call 999 fast enough.
Just close down your web browser and pull up your pants when you feel the heart attack coming!
 

Doug

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The Hairminator said:
Doug said:
Also, should we be worried now? I mean, I've not got a gf, so if I get a heart attack whilst 'excited', its not going to end well for me unless I can get to call 999 fast enough.
Just close down your web browser and pull up your pants when you feel the heart attack coming!
I'm pretty sure its too late by the time you feel the shooting pain in your arm and chest.
 

The Hairminator

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Doug said:
The Hairminator said:
Doug said:
Also, should we be worried now? I mean, I've not got a gf, so if I get a heart attack whilst 'excited', its not going to end well for me unless I can get to call 999 fast enough.
Just close down your web browser and pull up your pants when you feel the heart attack coming!
I'm pretty sure its too late by the time you feel the shooting pain in your arm and chest.
You just need to focus a little. Hit Alt+F4, with your right hand, then when you're on the floor focus on pulling up your pants before you loose consciousness.
 

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wow that must have been some high caliber porn to get her that aroused so i think we should all commerate her death by watching it