Words that assure your death in a zombie appocalypse

[Shadow-Phoenix]

L.J from Resident Evil Apocalypse sums his eventual demise for the next film.

 

[Kalfira]

Well, at least it couldn't get any worse.

 

[Adrian Neyland]

There's a strange noise down that dark ally, stay here I'm going to go investigate.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Pfft, why haul up in that military surplus shop which has rations, clean clothes, ranged weapons, equipment for barricading with and walls and windows designed to keep military-grade equipment safe when we can hide in a pub?"

"Nah, that noise was probably just a cat, let's get on with the love, baby!"

"Hey, I'm black and here is an important plot point."

"Hey, I'm white and selfish."

"Hey, I'm female and a slut."

"Let's get to the car!"

 

[SPARTANXIII]

"In other news: production of Insulin has stopped"

Insta-KO!

 

[Ham Blitz]

I don't know if this has been said yet, but:
"Could you just wait a sec, would you please? I'm going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag"

 

[DMShade]

Four simple words:

"I'll be right back."

 

[Whodat]

"Here, take this lockpick. YOU the master of unlocking could use it."

"It's not a tumor."

"Don't worry she's on her period, that's why she's bleeding and raving for human flesh."

"I'll be back." (No he won't.)

 

[StormShaun]

Post what words that if said during a zombie appocalypse pretty much assure that you are going to die

Going to use an example from highschool of the dead
Guy1: Everyone get weapons
Girl: [Snaps end off metal broom making makeshift spear}
Guy2: [Picks up baseball bat] What about you?
Guy1: Oh don't worry I'm a blackbelt

Ah High School Of the Dead, a good anime series at that.

OT:
Well least they arnt here *Blarg,blarg,blarg!*....crap

 

[Nannernade]

"Everyone knows zombies can't run, it'll be easy to avoid them."
"I wonder what brain tastes like... anyone want to let me have a nibble?"
"I just bathed in steak sauce!"

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

"i think we've lost them" if you say that then you're getting snatched up 2 seconds later!

 

[Jake0fTrades]

*Out of breath*
"...whoo, we almost didn't make it."

Instantaneously after saying this, a hand bursts through the nearest window, grabbing the speaker and clawing/biting their face.

 

[dcdude171]

"Im out of ammo "

 

[pspman45]

Its quiet...
too quiet...
or
"I'm an overall undefined character with no inner conflict or storyline"
or
"I'm the cool guy"
oh oh or
"I'm not an attractive white person!"

 

[brinvixen]

"We can't leave [insert person, usually a person of little importance] behind!" -- whoever agrees and turns back is also dead. Actually, whoever hesitates long enough is dead, even if they don't turn back.

"Don't make a sound. Or they'll hear us." -- killed everyone with that one.

This is especially for the ladies: do not call the name of your boyfriend/lover/potential mate/male lead. If you've been separated from him, then go on without him. The moment you whisper his name ("Derek?" "Brian?" "Jake?" etc), not only have you officially zombie-fied him, but you've also place a death warrant on your own head.

 

[Ruedyn]

Hmm don't think anybody posted this

"LEEEEEEEROY JENKINS"

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

3 words will assure my death

"Complete Global Saturation!"

Cookie for the reference

 

[MrDarkling]

"Hello?"

*no response*

"Anyone there?"

Yes...probably.
very hungry people likely.

 

[WaReloaded]

"I'm pretty sure this one's dead..."

 

[sergnb]

3 words will assure my death

"Complete Global Saturation!"

Cookie for the reference

CHRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"don't worry, they are too slow to catch up"