Worst first moments awake
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Shame man, I know what that's likeJonluw said:
My parents, being vets, generally are the ones who put our pets down once they get old and have a sickness beyond help. I've seen most of them euthanized in front of me.
As for some more waking up stories... Woke up to my alarm clock that was under a piece of paper, I lifted it wildly and somehow got a paper cut on my eye! Also before an exam... Me, exams, and waking up are a terrible combination.
My friend, who is asthmatic, stayed here once. Halfway through the night, my cat lay on his face, giving him an asthma attack... That woke both of us up (and the cat) very quickly...
Woke up and snoozed my alarm (as you do) then woke up what I assumed was about 5 mins later only to discover it was 2 hours later and I was going to be late for my lecture. In my "Oh holy shit get up GO GO!" panic my feet got trapped in the duvet, I tripped and I fell face first into the wardrobe door, broke it and cut myself.
Still made it to the lecture on time despite looking a bit worse for wear.
Still made it to the lecture on time despite looking a bit worse for wear.
Over six years ago, I was woken up at 2am by loud knocking on the door at my college dorm. This was on a Tuesday night, and I assumed was some drunk and fell back asleep. I was woken up again by loud knocking, so I jumped down from the top bunk and *SPLASH*
It was the RA, letting us know that the place had flooded. The windows were poorly caulked. My roommate and I were luckily able to save everything.
It was the RA, letting us know that the place had flooded. The windows were poorly caulked. My roommate and I were luckily able to save everything.
Last week I read a story online with a plot revolved around Fairytale of New York. So, it got stuck in my head, and when I woke up the next morning the only coherent thoughts I could muster were "You're a bum, you're a punk/you're an old slut on junk..."
I suppose you would have to have read the story to get why that was horrifying, but trust me when I say that I was very jumpy at breakfast.
I suppose you would have to have read the story to get why that was horrifying, but trust me when I say that I was very jumpy at breakfast.
One time I woke up, and immediately got out of bed. I don't remember why, I just remember that my legs held me up for about 1 second. I fell to the floor and wondered WTF happened, and by that time my legs were working again.
It's okay, they cover psychiatric help for this on the NHS now. You don't have to suffer in silence any more.imnotparanoid said:
OT: I woke up thinking it was Saturday. It was Wednesday and I had 4 ICT lessons that day, one after school. I was not happy.
Waking up under a strange bed with a strange girl in a dorm i had never been in before on the day after saint patties day.
Are you a lumbering but lovable klutz who talks to himself, leading everyone to laugh behind your back all the time? If so: Hey Shejjie, how's your holiday going? You knew everything i just said right? Yeah i thought so. X)steeple said:
JK, I don't think so, no.
