Worst Game EVER...

[nimbylive]

Pit Fighter, for the SNES. Absolutely horrible game, which my dad rented twice for us as kids. That /sucked/.

How could I forget Pitfighter? The game was horrible but made worse on the SNES.

 

[Jamous]

Fantastic, isn't it? Last year my friend and I used to sit together in our AP US History class which was boring as all fuck and when we had to copy shit off the board, we'd just mutter "When Thomas Jefferson landed on Kronus..."

We also have decided to create or at least sell the rights to "Mortal Kombat vs Barbie Horse Adventure".

I genuinely can't tell who'd win that fight. Barbie, or MK?

My money's on Barbie. She has a mean right hook.

Oh well. I'm gonna go get some popcorn. It could take a looooooong time. What would Barbie do for a Fatality? :S It would probs be AWESOME.

 

[Jamous]

Whenever anything happens, your character will spout a crapily-written line about exactly what he's thinking at that moment, as if the player couldn't figure it out.

'A pig has just flown out of that basket. It is now attempting to nibble on my ear. I think I'll just leave it there.'

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Superman 64.

Im sorry, but every other game is amazing in comparison to that piece of shit.

Yeah, I don't know what anyone else is talking about. It's no contest as long as Superman 64 exists

 

[Tim Buck II]

Spyro. I really hated that little dragon.

Aww, he's kinda cute! Although, "New Beginning" just seems like crap to me. Gameplay seemed fine, but a little tedious. Sparxs, I'd have to say, is what really made the game actually FUN, with his jokes and everything. "Season of Flame" wasn't bad, but it got impossible after a while.

Then again, I've never actually PLAYED it. I just watched my brother play it. A lot.

All games based on movies... All of them.

This. Although Harry Potter 2 and 3 (For GBA) seemed fine to me. Don't think I ever played 1.

On topic:

Hmmm... Worst game ever... Probably E.T. Fortunately, I never even SAW a copy. But I know from you guys that it's crap.

 

[daegranos]

superman 64 or E.T.

 

[Warmoon]

Wii play,all its got going for it is the controller with it

 

[Tim Buck II]

it's a three way tie between Sonic adventure DX for game cube and FF:Crystal Chronicles also for GC. I couldn't get past the first 30 minutes in either and Dark Messiah of might and magic:elements for the 360, glichest piece of shit i've played.

FF: CC is a fine game. Just tedious. Like most FFs.

Based on what I've heard, that Xiaolin Showdown game is the worst ever. The review I saw of it demonstrated that because you and your allies can't ever die, and because said allies can fight just as well as any regular player could, the game can be won without the player having to do anything at all.

The worst game I've ever played, on the other hand, was the ever-predictable Two Worlds. I must agree with the review that said it was "Oblivion on steroids." It is totally Oblivion on steroids in the sense that its balls are significantly smaller. There's way too much to say about how awful this game is.

The dialog is some of the worst I've ever heard. People have complained about other RPGs having limited lines and voice acting, but they clearly haven't played two worlds. There's literally only two voice actors in the entire game, one for every single male character, and one for every single female character. On top of that, every single line couldn't possibly have been cheesier. Whenever anything happens, your character will spout a crapily-written line about exactly what he's thinking at that moment, as if the player couldn't figure it out.

I'd be willing to at least partially forgive the bad dialog if the gameplay was passable. Lo and behold, it wasn't. The sole enemy that a starting character can actually defeat in combat only appears in the story mode, and there are only about seven of them in the entire game, leaving new characters nothing to level-up on without charging into suicide battles. In the more open-ended multiplayer mode, this enemy does not exist at all.
In most RPGs, basic animals like wolves can be defeated fairly easily even by the weakest characters, so long as they aren't encountered in great numbers. In Two Worlds, a single wolf can make short work of a low-level character, and still give trouble to more powerful ones. Not only are all the enemies overleveled, all the spells are underleveled. Even with the ability to stack spell cards to make them more powerful, even a mid-level spell stacked ten times over will barely even scratch the weakest of foes.
In addition to the crappy magic system, the skill system, while more useful, is almost completely broken. For example, a certain skill allows players to kick dirt into a nearby enemy's face to stun him temporarily. The game is quick to remind players that this will not work on enemies wearing helmets by making the player character's helmet not count for some arbitrary reason.

I'm done now, as any more ranting on this shitty game might cause me to explode.

I'm willing to take that chance.

 

[rhyno435]

Resistance 2, ironic because R:FOM was the best fps i ever played.

...no... R2 is awesome... u dont deserve to bask in the presence of R2...

kidding, i like it, but its not that good

 

[Tdc2182]

almost every movie game with emphasis on terminator 3 game

 

[rhyno435]

im gonna have to say...um...SOCOM: Confrontation. the original socom games on the ps2 WERE the ps2. Zipper Interactive sold the rights to some other company who made confrontation, and they screwed it up completely.

 

[Sewblon]

Army of Two. Graphics, brown, story, twisted parody of masculinity, game play, broken gears of war clone.

You forgot absolute tastelessness.

I could not stand to play it for long enough to pick up on that.

I thought the whole 9/11 and immediate suicide bombers thing was kinda bad.

You are correct.

 

[capnjack]

Worst game ever has to be Superman Returns DS, or, as I like to call it... Superman 64 DS.

I am convinced when the developers made this game, they took out Superman 64, played it for a week, and then thought to themselves: "how can we make this game even worse?" To put into perspective just how bad it is: this is the only DS game I have ever played that has load screens. Yes, you read that correctly. And they aren't minor, either. 5-8 seconds long, it's a miserable load screen, and it even flickers. The actual gameplay is awful, but I refuse to describe it, because just talking about it will make me kill me inside a little bit.

The game takes everything fun about underwater levels from other games (read- sarcasm, there is no fun in underwater levels)

QFT

 

[Zeramo]

I think I'll have to go with Deus Ex 2 the first one was a diamond imo but they managed to f*** that up with part 2 now all my hopes lie with Deus Ex 3 what I heard about it seems promising

 

[Julianking93]

Superman 64 and Action 52.

Not sure which on though

 

[Ossum]

Pit Fighter, for the SNES. Absolutely horrible game, which my dad rented twice for us as kids. That /sucked/.

How could I forget Pitfighter? The game was horrible but made worse on the SNES.

That game was so bad I played outside just to get away from it.

 

[Ossum]

I played a game recently with all the hallmarks of being a shitty game. For example:

1. Bad physics. Dead enemies would suddenly bounce around for no reason, your character had static fall animations, that sort of thing.

2. Implausible weapons. Rockets traveled forever and could destroy massive structures in a single shot. Sniper shots would curve in wicked directions for no reason. Seeker missiles could turn 180 degrees in midair without changing speed. A machine gun was as good as grenades in some cases.

3. Localization issues: in game text was ludicrous, voice acting was repetitive, irritating, and false-sounding. "I'll help you, brother," or "I'm out of ammo, reloading" were repeated ad infinitum and seemingly without reason.

4. Repetitive gameplay. Shoot things, repeat until dead from exhaustion.

The game, however, was great fun, partly in spite of and partly because of all these issues. It was Earth Defense Force 2017. Strange to admit, but it's so ridiculous it's fun.

 

[kitsuna]

Fahrenheit or Indigo Prophecy depending on what side of the world you're on. It's one big loooong quicktime event.

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

My brother and I agree, the worst game we ever had was Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights. Other runners up include Ecco the Dolphin, and a million movie-based games we had back when our mom bought them for us *shudder*