Worst moment with the opposite Sex?

[Ursus Astrorum]

Lol. Last night at a nightclub, met a nice girl, kissed her for a while, and then some 6"5 tank walks over asking what the fuck I was doing with his girlfriend.

Thank god for several huge bouncers standing nearby.

Lol you're full of shit.

Reported. You're already on probation, are you trying to get banned?
You don't know me, don't tell me I'm full of shit.

You can't tell me that if you had read that you wouldn't have thought the same thing.
Also I posted that before I was put on probation, for one day.
Obviously the mods really had it in for me.

I could go into more detail, but that's the over view of it. I didn't want to elaborate. Post something useful instead of telling me what I say is bullshit, potter.

You're 17, at a night club, making out with a "nice" girl whilst her boyfriend was in the same nightclub who was (I'm assuming) twice your size with a foul temper?

That's about as realistic as the aforementioned Mr. Potter being in Ravenclaw.

Well clearly you're special needs or something if you've looked at my birth date and can't work out that I'm 18. And had you the social skills to go to a nightclub with anyone, you'd know thatsome of them have several different rooms, and it's easy to avoid someone with all the people around. I'm 6"0, not 3"2.5. It's a situation that hapens to many that socialise on weekends, rather than sitting under their duvet with a torch reading childrens fantasy.

Ohh banter is fun.
Special needs is an 18 year old with "I AM 17" blasted on their profile page.
I calls them how I sees them. You don't think I would have doubted your little anecdote if I was truly aware how unlikely it was.
In Australia we don't kiss taken girls in secret rooms. We drink, dance and take them home to fuck them till they scream.

If you want anyone to believe your stories maybe you shouldn't articulate word-for-word from a cliche in every teen movie ever.



Side note.
Why not combine forces and take out the real forum fuck-wits?

For fuck's sake, could both of you shut up? I understand if you don't agree and want to have a fight, but don't derail a perfectly good thread over a pointless argument. Take it to PMs.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Most recently. two days before valentine's day 2009.

I asked a girl from school (who's name shall remain anonymous) if we wanted to go somewhere for valentine's day. She said yes, and she asked whether it was alright to go out with a group of friends. I said sure. It was all set, and I had friends that were going to go with me.

Now here's what sucks. I told my friend I'm going out with her on valentine's day (as friends of course), and the stupid asshole tells everyone I'm dating her. Needless to say we aren't on good terms now, and my classmates still bug me about it. Oh, and to make matters worse, she was busy on that day, and happened get a boyfriend at the same time. We're still friends, though, which is relieving.

God I hate Valentine's day.

 

[Uskis]

Sorry guys, we bear the kids, you gotta work the embaressing courtship process. Fair trade I'd say.

Hang on. No, you don't. You can bear kids if you want to

Pet peeve of mine. If you live in Europe or the USA, you don't HAVE to have children. So don't use it as a weapon

I'm also aware that it was a flippant remark, I'm making a general point here

I agree. I really hate gender-stereotypes, especially when it comes in that form of "you have to.." or "you can't do that.." in the relationship department. My ex girlfriend, with whom I share the same circle of friends, had noticed me as being quite attractive. I had not paid any attention to her, other than I knew her name and had talked to her on one or two occasions. One night when we were at a bar, she decided that there wasn't anything else to do, so she started flirting with me with her feet under the table, which came as quite a surprise for me. Anyway, we made out that night, and texted the following days, deciding to meet Wednesday at my place for food. On thursday she texted me to ask if she could come over after work, I agreed, and we had a pretty solid relationship.

Straight forward, no playing weird games, awesome girlfriend

 

[goatzilla8463]

was on the sofa with my then girlfriend snogging and i got a little too excited and my hand started creeping steadily towards the inside of her skirt. she leaps up when my hand gets too close and shouts at me " what the hell do you think your doing?" i just sit there dumbly. so yeah... we broke up but we're still good friends...

 

[Zillar]

This happened just last week, but a guy asked me out and then changed his mind.
It was really awkward, especially since I hardly talk to him and I haven't seen him in months. A "friendly acquaintance" you might say.

It hurt my feelings~

 

[Duh]

-poke-

-HURR HURR DEAD HOOKERS whatever-

-poke-

-poke-

I suggest you edit out all those stories before this thread gets locked >_>;

Seriously.

just trying to have some fun, geez ¬¬

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I'm not sure if I was right with this but I'll tell you anyway:

My brother's friends came over to my house one night, and my mum and I were talking about sheet music (and our lack of ability to read it). This one guy offered to help and he was pretty cute. I was just listening and not saying much and I noticed he was looking at me,
I immediately looked away (because that's my reflex). But later my mum told me he was 'checking me out'. If he was I didn't bloody notice...

I don't have much contact with guys, and the only one I do have contact with is completely fucking crazy (and has a GF)...

I'll get back to this thread in 3 or 4 years, I'm sure plenty of embarrassing things would have happened by then.

 

[RobCoxxy]

@Wasder; "Being dumped. Cruelly, a good measure of how good your relationship was is how painful it is when your dumped. But I think telling me it was because she wanted to go out with an asshole instead made things worse."

I know exactly how you feel, the same thing happened to me just before valentine's.
And it crippled. I loved her more than anything. More than anyone else ever would; and she just "Got bored" it seems.

Most embarassing moment with a member of the fairer sex? Hmm.

Probably when my ex's dad threatened to kill me. just for being with her D:

 

[smithy1234]

After reading oh so many awkward stories and feeling better about my own misfortunes with girls I believe it is only right that I share mine.

My most awkward moment with the opposite sex was when I was invited to this Halloween costume party and I found out you needed to bring a date because it was famous couples themed. Some people were doing Brad and Angelina others were doing Edward Cullen and the other ho from Twilight. I on the other hand decided I would do Ash Ketchum and Misty. I went to the lockers and asked a girl I liked to go to the party as my date and described how it would be funny if we did Pokemon. She thought it over, and said no. About 2 seconds after my rejection, a classmate who was listening in on the whole thing promptly shouted "Rejected!!! Ahahahha". After giving a hateful look to my classmate I left and smacked myself on the head a couple times for being so stupid. She later told me that she would of gone with me but, she just wasn't sure about the costume idea.

 

[Evilbunny]

One time I was on the couch with a girl watching a movie, and I tried to do that thing where you pretend to yawn so you can put your arm around her. Unfortunately my hand eye coordination sucks and I accidentally elbowed her in the eye. FML

 

[InvisibleMilk]

The time I lost my virginity and not only did my friend watch like a creeper, but I was interrupted by my mother.

Anyone wanna have sex with me? It's gonna be awkward!

That sucks.

Well, when I lost my virginity I farted a nasty smelling Dell Taco Fart.

Dude... WTF... Like mid-splurt??? ROFL

Most akward would have to be when I went to a 4 day trip with a class FILLED with fine chicks(but one of them was my psycho ex girlfriend...Turns out she was cock blocking me the entire semester).

Long story short I slept with 4 girls...but the last one was the kicker, we did the deed in her hotel room she shared with 2 other chicks...one being my ex...she was awake and heard the entire thing!!!

It was so...exciting at the time. but after I made it to the door, I take one last look at the scene and I see the ex with her eyes wide open sobbing to herself....Im a jerk

Oh the last girl is my current girl for like 4 months now.(and she is ok with what when down)

IF THIS POST IS A POTIENTIALLY THREAD LOCKER LET ME KNOW.

Cock blocking is an unforgiven!
you did what you must

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I don't have any awkward stories about the opposite sex for several reasons. I'm a massive, collosal coward and I suspect the world would implode from statistical impossibility if i ever did get a girlfriend. You should all be grateful to me for your continued existence.

However, for reasons i do not understand gay men are inexplicably attracted to me. So here i share some harrowing stories.

I was 14 at a house of a couple close friends. There was this tall, thin bloke who all the girls were gagging for and he seemed to be flirting with them too. I was very surprised when, later on in the evening he pushed me up against a wall, slammed his tongue down my throat and proceeded to place his hands where I was rather no hands were placed. Being very short and very thin at the time with no muscle structure at all I was in no position to to anything about it and could only struggle impotently against his mighty, homosexual form. Later that night he hooked up with one my female friends and they became an item. I, unwisely told her i thought he was bad news and that she probably shouldnt be seeing him, I didnt tell her about the above incident, and she did'nt speak to me for months. Until he cheated on her. Repeatedly.

Another female friends boyfriend would insist on greeting me with a kiss. Mysteriously he wouldnt greet anyone else like this.

And to end this tri-force of unfortunate homosexual attraction. At a recent costume party a certain gay gentleman started hitting on me. Luckily I spotted it early and explained to him that, although flattered, I wasn't gay and thus unlikely to respond to his flirtations. Little did i know that he was not to be deterred by such a tiny thing as his object of desire being of a diferent sexual orientation. Later on in the night he approached me yet again and told me "If you werent gay... Oh the things I would do to you"
To which I replied "Its a good thing i'm straight then" It was my mistake to believe him deterred. He appeared several more times to describe what he would like to do to me in varying degrees of detail until I could take no more and left, swiftly fleeing into the night. I now avoid him like the plague as i am told he keeps a picture he drew of me on his bedside table.

I am not a lucky man when it comes to matters of the heart.

Buddy, I was not a member before your post. However after reading your homosexual misfortunes and laughing so hard I will now have to purchase new cheekbones off amazon, I must congratulate you on your unique ability to attract the male population. Yes I registered just to say that. I may have no life.

Unfortunately I cannot digress my most disgusting/ worst moment (with a girl) as it is too sexually explicit. Lets just say my tongue was the first one to realise it was the wrong time of the month. Ugh. Excuse me while I throw up and die from the horror.

Thomas

P.s. hello to everyone! - (I'm new, not just one of the creepily over-friendly guy in the night-club toilets who wants to discuss your penis. Much.).

AAAAHHHHHHH!

I thought the manhandling was bad, but dam!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

I wish a better future for both of you.

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

Wow, yeah, I'm lucky. The most awkward/worst thing that happened to me really was when I was walking home with these two girls, and we go through this forest-y section. And then for some reason I received a simultaneous hug from both of them. And then their friend walks by at that moment.

So then the two made quite sure to tell their friend that it meant absolutely nothing and that it was just a group hug for no specific reason. That took like 2 minutes. I simply assumed my clueless, unfazed, and bored expression and kept walking.

...But yeah, I feel sorry for the rest of you. D=

EDIT: Oh, yeah, to reiterate why this was bad, I was pretty unprepared and caught off-guard, and I received a really suspicious look from their friend.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

This wasn't so much me, as it was the girl. When we were on a cruise this summer, I was at a late night party and there was this girl there that kept trying to flirt with me. I wasn't interested, but she kept it up anyway. I stepped outside to listen to my iPod for a bit. I sat down, and next thing I know, she is beside me. She is still trying to flirt with me, and I'm taking it with a fake smile. Suddenly, she goes straight for my slaya. I told her to back off. A couple days later, she starts sending her friends after me, and she even goes as far as to tell my little sister what had happened.

However, that trip was not all bad. A hot Venezuelan girl had the hots for me too, but she spoke no English and a Saudi Arabian prince liked her. I had use the little Spanish I knew to court her. The prince did not take kindly to this and tried to fight me. In the end I got the girl, and she did get to see my slaya.

 

[Pseudonym2]

The idea idea of romance and sex isn't really in my world view. This sometimes leads to me unintentionally flirting with other women.

The worst was when I was in ninth grade. We were playing in the school band but she wasn't playing during one song. She asked me what she should do. I was busy arranging my music so I just snapped "just sit there and look pretty." I suddenly froze up in horror when realized how misogamist that was, how good a karate she is, and how the last guy that hit on her couldn't walk straight for a week. Fortunately, she just smiled at me.

 

[Lichenthrope]

The worst for me is my general ability to be a nice guy. This leads girls to think I am flirting with them as sometimes these girls are generally ignored by guys. (This once led me to pretend to fall asleep to get a girl to leave me alone as she would not take a hint.) It came to a peak when I was in the drunken circles which happen about 2am with everyones arms round each other.I have a girl on my left who I have made out with at several parties but she is in reality just a friend. On my right is a girl who while quite nice is not my type. As We are talking I noticed some squeezing going on my butt. Both girls had grabbed a buttock and were grabbing away, The one on my right had my left buttock and vice-versa. These two are mortal enemies I had no escape from the circle as the people opposite me where completely pissed. So I spent a half our desperately hoping that neither one would realise what the other was doing. (I do know that neither had any idea what the other was doing btw.)
And thanks to all that have posted I've really enjoyed reading these posts.

 

[hungoverbear]

i once accidentally farted loudly after sex. true story.

 

[GreenDevilJF]

I use to have a friend named katie, due to my behavior during that friendship I am lost the friend, and all communication has been cut off.

I ain't going into much detail, but it made the last year hell for me.

 

[MalevolentJim]

This exact conversation took place in class not too long ago:

"So Eimear my dear,how's the single life treatin' ya?"

"I have a boyfriend you know."

"........goddammit"