Worst Pain You've Ever Been In?

[YonderTunic]

Probably the time I had taken a pinecone into the eye. I had to go to the hospital to get four shards taken out of my eye. T'was...fun... But I got to wear an eyepatch for a few weeks afterwards! Arrr!

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Fuckin' dentists...

 

[JAWZxZ]

I dislocated my kneecap once, that's awful. And don't go saying it's not that bad, I've broken 8 of my fingers, both of my legs, and my left arm. The kneecap hurt most, mainly because I involuntarily kept tensing it and it grounded on the bone.

 

[Torque669]

Nail in my foot.
About 1/3 of the way I think...

I had a nail in my heel which hurt like a ***** but nothing comares to the time I got a soldering iron in my eye. That was most definatly the worst pain Ive ever felt.

 

[Adamc-mh]

Getting stabbed

seriously, there is no pain that compares that that shit, especially if you get stabbed with something that isnt sharp, but still punctures.

Now i just wanna know the back-story to that.

The only explanation I can think of: this person MUST be Kick Ass.

In all seriousness hopefully you're all healed now!!

That bit in the movie suprised me completely

 

[PhoenixKing]

I'd have to say there is no worse pain imaginable than a migraine. I've bust my head open, stabbed myself through the foot, had a tooth pulled, fell down a cliff, got sunburnt *there*, kicked in the crotch, smashed in the head with a steel bar, got chilli juice in my eyes, dislocated my shoulder but when looking hurts then "ho boy".

Migraines are merely annoying compared to what I have now, and I used to suffer from migraines constantly. Would rather have those back frankly.

Cluster headaches?
OT: I had my skull cracked once. A guy kicked the back of my head into the ground.

 

[Ossian]

Getting my braces put on, seriously, they make you put metal sharp rings around your own mullers by BITING DOWN. Seriously they should be hired by CIA to torture people.

Contending that would be kidney stones. OW. (Only detail I'm willing to go into)

 

[Mrsoupcup]

What's the worst pain you've ever been in? Or rather, what's the most memorable pain you've ever had?

I'm asking cos I'm in a bit of pain today; I have toothache, a headache, and a sore/stiff back from where I had a lumbar puncture this morning. It's like the world's worst hangover without the fun part!

1/3 of my uper layer of skin torn of my left leg. That hurt so much I blacked out.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

my dentist gave me fillings but he didnt numb half of my teeth.

 

[randomrob]

Being Dumped by my First Girlfriend . That was more painful than anything I've ever felt before or since.

 

[animeconquerer]

Right after I had my wisdom teeth taken out, and the pain killers were wearing off.

 

[Miffmoff]

Inhalation of ammonia gas

 

[eggy32]

Probably that time I simultaneously broke my right wrist and sprained my left wrist.
Either that or getting 4 teeth out when I was 4 and having the painkillers wear off too soon.

 

[Master_Corruptor]

having sex and stopping right before you're gonna bust. then do that 3 times after eachother... in the end my nuts felt like they where beeing squeezed by chuck norris on a ragefest.

Utterly horrible pain. You can't stand up... and lying still does nothing good. Even getting a release didn't help...

 

[Shockolate]

House league Football (Not Handegg) 5 years ago.

Guy who was about 50% larger than me and every way blasted the ball at me 5 metres away right in the junk. I had to be carried off the field and was crying for a good 10 minutes. Sat off the entire first half because I couldn't walk. But I shook it off and got back in and we won 4-2 (one goal of which I set up perfectly) but it still the most memorable pain I've ever been in.

Second place would be aggravating my healing wisdom tooth....thing....while my painkillers weren't...active...yeah......most horrible 2 minutes of my life. Thank Raptor Jesus for fast acting painkillers.

 

[Shoes]

Having the sack of liquid behind your knee cap burst and feeling it trickle down the back of your leg from the inside...

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW did that happen??