Had liquid nitrogen swabbed and sprayed on my foot to get rid of my veruca. Several painful treatments and it didn't work. It eventually went away by itself.
When I was younger I was rather clumsy and used to cut my head open around once every 2 months.MMMowman said:That time where my head made contact with a marble coffee table. I was six at the time and I had to have 4 stiches. It didn't cause any 8RAiN D8M8Ge 1uCk1Y.
I endured it for 20 seconds... OHMYGAWD HOW HORRIBLE! My eaaaarsss....Furburt said:This is their least annoying song.
Furburt said:Cluster headache, definitely.
Apparently, it's worse than unanesthetized amputation, and I'd well believe it. By the end of the 2nd day, I wanted to kill myself to end the unbearable pain. There is only one cure. Hallucinogenic drugs.
I'm not kidding, drugs like LSD, Salvia, Mescalin, DMT and Mushrooms are proven to alleviate the pain pretty much instantly.
So I did what any sane man would do, went and got myself some LSD, and took it!
It worked too, pain was pretty much totally gone as soon as it took effect.
Same thing happened to me oddly enough, my brakes failed down a hill and I hit a wall went over it.Thunderhorse94 said:Well, quite a few years ago I was riding my bike with some friends. Me, being the super cool child I was back then, went to do a wheelie on my back.
This is where shit hits the fan.
Because the bike's front wheel had become very loose (I was unaware) when the front wheel hit the ground, it said "FUCK YOU!" and decided to just come off!
So BANG! Front forks hit the ground, I go flying over the handlebars and go face first into the ground.
But the bike wasn't finished with me yet.......
The bike then does a fucking flip and comes crashing down on my back. What a jerk.
Hey, I've done that! Luckily, it only damaged the muscle tissue in my foot... My worst pain would be getting a stunt peg cut into my back when someone passed me on a bike.Julianking93 said:Jumped onto a small concrete slab sticking up that I couldn't see.Echer123 said:How the hell did you manage that?Julianking93 said:Hm... it would probably have to be the time I broke my foot in half.
It twisted my foot sideways and all my weight landed right on it.
Eeeeeeeeh?Furburt said:If you get a cluster headache and watch that, then you have survived everything life can throw at you.AWAR said:I endured it for 20 seconds... OHMYGAWD HOW HORRIBLE! My eaaaarsss....
I can't think of the horrors that may appear later in the song..
Yeah.. I don't think I'm a badass I would definetely get drugs if I could back then. Plus I got a great deal of legal painkillers and shit.Furburt said:Whoops-ee-daisy, I cunted up the quotes.AWAR said:Eeeeeeeeh?
I'm really trying but I can't understand your post..
Forging fake quotes is not a nice thing though.
I meant to tell you how badass you were for surviving a cluster headache without drugs, and I mean to tell DeadlockRadium that if he could survive BrokeNCYDE and a cluster headache, he could survive anything. Hold on a mo, I'll fix it.
Shit.ColdStorage said:Same thing happened to me oddly enough, my brakes failed down a hill and I hit a wall went over it.Thunderhorse94 said:Well, quite a few years ago I was riding my bike with some friends. Me, being the super cool child I was back then, went to do a wheelie on my back.
This is where shit hits the fan.
Because the bike's front wheel had become very loose (I was unaware) when the front wheel hit the ground, it said "FUCK YOU!" and decided to just come off!
So BANG! Front forks hit the ground, I go flying over the handlebars and go face first into the ground.
But the bike wasn't finished with me yet.......
The bike then does a fucking flip and comes crashing down on my back. What a jerk.
Then my Italian bike thought I hadn't had enough and landed on my head, I broke my jaws and bite my own tongue off.
Let me tell you this, the intense searing hot pain of biting your own tongue off stays with you forever. Luckily the tongue can grow back pretty quickly.
After all I'm French, I need my tongue for things like making love.