Worst pain you've ever been through

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Vondrakenhof

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Had liquid nitrogen swabbed and sprayed on my foot to get rid of my veruca. Several painful treatments and it didn't work. It eventually went away by itself.
 

Omikron009

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I've never been through very severe pain before, but I used to get godawful migraine headaches quite frequently. I once had one that was so painful I threw up for about an hour, and then, when there was nothing left to throw up, I had dry heaves until I passed out. I think I was 11 at the time.

MMMowman said:
That time where my head made contact with a marble coffee table. I was six at the time and I had to have 4 stiches. It didn't cause any 8RAiN D8M8Ge 1uCk1Y.
When I was younger I was rather clumsy and used to cut my head open around once every 2 months.
 

Deadlock Radium

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Furburt said:
This is their least annoying song.

I endured it for 20 seconds... OHMYGAWD HOW HORRIBLE! My eaaaarsss....
I can't think of the horrors that may appear later in the song..
 

AWAR

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Furburt said:
Cluster headache, definitely.

Apparently, it's worse than unanesthetized amputation, and I'd well believe it. By the end of the 2nd day, I wanted to kill myself to end the unbearable pain. There is only one cure. Hallucinogenic drugs.

I'm not kidding, drugs like LSD, Salvia, Mescalin, DMT and Mushrooms are proven to alleviate the pain pretty much instantly.

So I did what any sane man would do, went and got myself some LSD, and took it!

It worked too, pain was pretty much totally gone as soon as it took effect.

Yeah I had one of those it feels like this
And I got through it without any illegal drugs :p Most painful weekend of my life..
 

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I have a disease that causes part of the bone in my knee to necrose off the rest of the bone.
It helas over time and is not life-threatening in anyway,but sometimes there are small complications that require minor surgery.

That is my case.Part of the bone peeled completely off and is now free floating inside my knee joint.Most of the time,it doesn't hurt,but other times...
Let's just say that I've had a 3rd degree burn,cut myself to the bone,had a 40.5 degree fever(105 for you yanks and brits) and other things that really fucking hurt,but this...This is without a second of hesitation or doubt the most intense pain I've ever felt.

It's like stabbing me under the knee cap with a serrated,paint thinner coated butcher knife made out of pain and the tears of a thousand children.
 

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Thunderhorse94 said:
Well, quite a few years ago I was riding my bike with some friends. Me, being the super cool child I was back then, went to do a wheelie on my back.

This is where shit hits the fan.

Because the bike's front wheel had become very loose (I was unaware) when the front wheel hit the ground, it said "FUCK YOU!" and decided to just come off!

So BANG! Front forks hit the ground, I go flying over the handlebars and go face first into the ground.

But the bike wasn't finished with me yet.......

The bike then does a fucking flip and comes crashing down on my back. What a jerk.
Same thing happened to me oddly enough, my brakes failed down a hill and I hit a wall went over it.

Then my Italian bike thought I hadn't had enough and landed on my head, I broke my jaws and bite my own tongue off.

Let me tell you this, the intense searing hot pain of biting your own tongue off stays with you forever. Luckily the tongue can grow back pretty quickly.

After all I'm French, I need my tongue for things like making love.
 

SCAFC Chimp

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Julianking93 said:
Echer123 said:
Julianking93 said:
Hm... it would probably have to be the time I broke my foot in half.
How the hell did you manage that?
Jumped onto a small concrete slab sticking up that I couldn't see.

It twisted my foot sideways and all my weight landed right on it.
Hey, I've done that! Luckily, it only damaged the muscle tissue in my foot... My worst pain would be getting a stunt peg cut into my back when someone passed me on a bike.
 

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I tripped, slammed into a wall, a light fell out of place and smashed on the ground, I fell backwards and landed on the broken glass. I had large shards of glass lodged in my back. It didn't exactly hurt, just very uncomfortable.

OH! and there was blood EVERYWHERE...think about that for a while.
 

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Furburt said:
AWAR said:
I endured it for 20 seconds... OHMYGAWD HOW HORRIBLE! My eaaaarsss....
I can't think of the horrors that may appear later in the song..
If you get a cluster headache and watch that, then you have survived everything life can throw at you.
Eeeeeeeeh?

I'm really trying but I can't understand your post..
Forging fake quotes is not a nice thing though.
 

AWAR

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Furburt said:
AWAR said:
Eeeeeeeeh?

I'm really trying but I can't understand your post..
Forging fake quotes is not a nice thing though.
Whoops-ee-daisy, I cunted up the quotes.

I meant to tell you how badass you were for surviving a cluster headache without drugs, and I mean to tell DeadlockRadium that if he could survive BrokeNCYDE and a cluster headache, he could survive anything. Hold on a mo, I'll fix it.
Yeah.. I don't think I'm a badass I would definetely get drugs if I could back then. Plus I got a great deal of legal painkillers and shit.
 

meowman

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About 6 months ago, I developed a cough. In the beginning it was no big deal, kept going to sports and school and stuff, but within a week it hadn't gone away. It started getting more frequent and violent, so we went to see a doctor, who perscribed some stuff. I was told it would clear up within a fortnight and I couldn't do sport for possibly a week after that. Fine. I didn't clear up. The doctor was stumped, figured his diagnosismust've been wrong and tried again. After 2 more months of the cough gradually getting worse and more violent, I went to see a specialist. By this point, even though the cough came from my throat, my lungs were aching from the effort of ejecting all that air so often, I was suffering from severe nausia and my head felt like it was being beaten with a hammer. She made a different, more detailed diagnosis, and we tried stuff dealing with that. None of it worked. In the end I was having Mris, scans, X-Rays of my lungs - thank God we're insured! - and yet the specialist still stuck with her diagnosis, despite the fact that the meds obviously weren't working after another month and a half. By this point my cough was so bad that someone recorded it and played it back to me without telling me what it was and I thought it was a dog barking) Eventually I was rushed to hospital, unable to breath, and hooked up onto a drip with a gas mask over my face. I stayed there for 3 days, getting only 2 or 3 hours of sleep at a time between being woken up for injections, drip changes, and sessions of gas-masking. When the specialist still refused to change, we got a second opinion. It worked - within 3 weeks of beginning the new guys recommended course, I had cleared up. It turned out that, for the previous 5 MONTHS, the humidity of Singapore (where I lived) had been letting a fungus grow in my throat. For 5 FUCKING MONTHS. The cough never really went away, and I'm still on about 7 medicines a day for it.

Another one is the third time I ever broke a bone, about 3 years ago. In November I had broken a bone for the second time, had had it put in a cast, etc. 6 weeks later, the doctor told us that we could take it out of the cast. We were sceptical, since the previous time I broke my arm it had been in for 2 months when we took it out, and that was just a fracture. This one was a pretty clean break. We trusted the doctor though, and had the cast sawed off. We were told I could begin sport again in a couple of weeks. 2 weeks later, I was playing a game of touch rugby so I could get back in the habit before beginning to play full contact again. I reached an arm out to tag someone sprinting past, and SNAP! the bone broke again in exactly the same place. Turned out the doctor had taken the cast off to early (never fucking saw HIM again). The next time we had to keep the cast on for 3 months, and I was informed that that part of my arm would always be more vulnerable to breakages then the rest of my body.

Last but not least, when I was 3 I smashed my chin open on a table. I don't remember the pain, but when I rub my hand across my chin I can still feel the scars caused by the stiches.
 

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I've been lucky, all up. I snapped the bones in my arm once, needed general anaesthetic to set them properly, but I'd just eaten a crap load so I had to wait overnight with my arm pointing in a funny direction. That wasn't pleasant. But it was such a clean break and once I got to the hospital I was on enough painkillers to make it really not so bad. The worst pain of the whole thing was the injection for the general anaesthetic.

What comes to mind as the most intense pain was simply getting smashed square under the nose by a soccer ball. Hurt (a lot) for ten seconds or so, then stopped pretty much completely. I spent that 10 seconds writhing in pain. The rest of my team spent that 10 seconds scoring our only goal. I was a hero! :p
 

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Well that have to be when i cut open my forearm on a window.
Leaving me with a 11 cm scar and 3 tendons (2 from the fingers and 1 wrist)
completely cut off.

Worst thing is that the doctor at the emergency room missed a 7 cm piece of
glas that i had in my arm for around 3 months, but that another story.
 

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My appendix exploded and the doctor dismissed it as an intestinal infection and gave me medication and sent me away. Several weeks later, I recovered, did yard work, and the 'seal' that formed around my appendix ruptured due to the physical strain. So, after having re-exploded appendix, I took the bus to the clinic, got a blood test, took the bus back, waited a day or two for the results, took the bus back again, took the bus to the city (road very bumpy at parts, and it was an older bus), got off at the closest stop to the hospital, walked a few blocks, walked across the parking lot, where they then took a look at me, sent me back home saying to come back the next day if my condition did not imrpove... At the end of the next day, I was finally treated for exploded appendix. The doctors were surprised I was still alive after finding out it was my appendix, and not a twisted bowel.

To get an idea of the pain, imagine getting stabbed in the gut with a spear or knife, and having it stay there, and twist around when you move. You cant even stand up straight due to the pain.
 

meowman

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ColdStorage said:
Thunderhorse94 said:
Well, quite a few years ago I was riding my bike with some friends. Me, being the super cool child I was back then, went to do a wheelie on my back.

This is where shit hits the fan.

Because the bike's front wheel had become very loose (I was unaware) when the front wheel hit the ground, it said "FUCK YOU!" and decided to just come off!

So BANG! Front forks hit the ground, I go flying over the handlebars and go face first into the ground.

But the bike wasn't finished with me yet.......

The bike then does a fucking flip and comes crashing down on my back. What a jerk.
Same thing happened to me oddly enough, my brakes failed down a hill and I hit a wall went over it.

Then my Italian bike thought I hadn't had enough and landed on my head, I broke my jaws and bite my own tongue off.

Let me tell you this, the intense searing hot pain of biting your own tongue off stays with you forever. Luckily the tongue can grow back pretty quickly.

After all I'm French, I need my tongue for things like making love.
Shit.
Holy Shit.
Most of that, while definately painful, was nothing that hadn't happened to other people. But biting your own tongue off... Jesus. I couldn't even imagine that.