Worst thing you've done when you're drunk

[kazork]

I once climbed the side of the minstery of justice in The Netherlands.

Apparently you're not supposed to do that.
Within 30 seconds 2 police cars were standing in the street. I have never seen police react this fast, normaly when you call it takes them 15 minutes if you are lucky.

And my pratents gave both there 50th birhtday together so they could make it a really big party. I got so drunk that i passed out in the middle of the room. This was probaly more embarising for my partens then for me.

 

[kazork]

Hmmm... the first thing I can think of

Well, you guys of course know the: "I bet you won't...", which is an even more stupid thing when you are drunk.
Long story short, a female friend of mine and I ran naked from a bar to a statue and back at probably 3am.

Those are great. I once bet that i could hang my bals in a flame for 5 seconds.... I lasted 2.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Umm I've sent some pretty retarded txt messages for one, to girls I happened to like. But worst is probably when I, apparently, "nearly" cheated on my girlfriend, lucky my mate happened to be fairly sober and managed to stop me, though looking back might have saved me a lot of heartbreak when she did it to me a couple of months later...

P.S. I don't actually remember doing these things, its from what mates have told me and from reading my outbox...

 

[konkwastaken]

best one is my mates story, he got smashed at a party about 20 mins away but had no idea how to get home so he broke into someones house and slept on their kitchen floor till the morning...naked. the same guy just fell down some stairs yesterday and cracked his head open...hes alright tho

 

[incubus42]

This one wasn't actually me, but I just like the story. We were all drunk at a house party and a friend of mine spend a lifetime on the toilet. After I don't know how long, he came out and kind of hysterically told everybody that he didn't vomit, not one bit. Ten minutes later, when he was in the kitchen, he vomited into the refrigerator. (it just makes me laugh tipping it^^) . He later said that he thought the refrigerator was a toilet.

 

[Evilbunny]

I get to be in the very smug position of saying I have never been drunk. Therefore I have no worst thing to admit to.

On the downside, the "never drunk" thing is due to no social life. So that kinda balances it up a bit.....

I'd rather not have a social life than be drunk all the time.
...
That is a lie. I'm so very lonely.

Another Escapist who has said exactly what I'm feeling....

I would happily get as drunk as possible (without being physically sick) if it meant not being alone.

D:
This is one of the saddest things I've ever read...

 

[CabbageFace]

went down to our highschool, broke into the music room, and set up a full percussion ensemble on the oval - full kit, timpani, bongos, congos, xylophone the works. Even seats for the imaginary audience xD

I've never heard a drumkit sound as awesome as the one I played that night ^^

 

[duckfi8]

well this is from a couple of times when i was drunk, i took a last shot a tequila and ran full speed into the side of my friends house, thank god i had a Vietnam helmet on, another time after 5 kamikazes i called my gf and vented over things that i would rather not say on a forum, i proceeded to call her sister and ask to talk to my gf for some reason, i then called a girl i didn't know for too long and invited her out to the bar and i then told her how much i loved her and the things i wanted to do 2 her body, that was the time i woke up at 3:30 PM with a hangover that could kill a walrus

 

[Acid Armageddon]

Played Fable 2 for 8 hours straight. The gunshots made my friend sell his copy the next day.

I also yelled "Oprah" for no reason....


What the Hell is wrong with me?

 

[Skeleon]

I can't remember.
But I woke up one day after a party and found my t-shirt covered in blood.
Luckily, I found a gash on my upper arm that explained it, but I was very confused for a moment (Who's blood is this? What did I do to them? Why is there wolf-fur everywhere?!).

 

[antipunt]

pissed in someone's lawn

hehe

 

[KValentine]

I'm a brutally honest drunk. One night when asked about someone I gave my honest opinion about this one person about how brain-dead five year olds would never come up with the idiotic ideas he/she had.

It turned out the person I was talking about was the person I was talking to.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

pissed in someone's lawn

hehe

I do that sober. Hell I SHIT in their lawns sober

 

[Vegeta187x]

Got so drunk one time that my friends cut me off. But being the belligerent drunk that I was at the time, I decided I wanted to drink more. Long story short, I woke up the next morning with a sprained wrist, cuts and bruises all over my body, and a really pissed off friend. Apparently when they cut me off, I decided to try and go for the fridge anyway (which was in his basement). One of my friends tackled me into the wall, then proceeded to bang my head against to knock me unconscious. After that, I managed to get away and reach the door to the room that had the fridge. I tripped and fell on the ground and when I was trying to get up, another friend sat on me while someone else tied this chain that was hanging from a suspended light around the handles of the fridge. They closed the door and locked me inside and turned the light off. I somehow got to my feet, got to the fridge, tore the suspended light off of the ceiling and moved the fridge 2 feet away from the wall. In the process, however, I fell backwards and into a set of shelves filled with tools, all of which proceeded to fall on me since I had somehow bent the shelves in half. I was told that when my friends opened the door, the first thing that came out of my mouth was "I don't know what happened, but I didn't do it."

 

[goatzilla8463]

I was so stoned, I thought some other girl was m girlfriend and ended just squeezing her boobs. And my girlfriend was at the same party XD. I had so mush explaining to do the day afterwards.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

I got drunk for the first time and I had a full argument... with myself... in the mirror... alone...

 

[manicfoot]

I tend to come out with messed up stuff when I'm drunk. Last night my friends girlfriend was reading Heat magazine (one of my pet peeves). Later on my friends were reading through it saying which girls they'd sleep with (another pet peeve) so I grabbed it and started sarcastically pointing at pictures and saying "No... No... No.... No... I'd only do her if she was DEAD" just as there was a random silence in the pub :| haha. I also yelled "AHAHAAHHAHA DEAD BABY WOMAN" at this middle-aged lady :S I should never drink when sleep deprived.

 

[The_Night_Walker]

We went to a party and got really drunk, a fight broke out between my mates and some others i jumped up and flew in - i knocked a few people down then got thrown from a glass door - lucky i was wearing my coat or it could have destroyed my back

 

[tijuanatim]

I just want to start out by saying I <3 this thread.

I am a notorious drunk texter. Ive actually been wrestled to the ground so my friendds could confiscate my phone. It gets bad.

I'm not sure if this is the worst or best, ut last weekend I got dropped off at my apartment after a night of Margaritas and tequilla shots and I decided to walk to the nearest gas station where I proceeded to get hit on by some strange girl in the backseat of a car. After about 2 seconds I was in the backseat as well. Things were going great until her friend came to the car and freaked out and kicked me out of her car. So I walked back home and got on facebook and had a ten minute conversation with the actor who played Boner on Growing pains via Facebook Chat. I love my life.

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

I've only been drunk once and when I was, I kicked my mate hard in the nuts in front of this girl he was trying to chat up.