You are now the king/queen of the interenet, what is your first command.

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hailfire

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no porn. those are actual human beings that people are robbing of their dignity... it's disgusting if you ask me, in more ways than one.
 

Futurenerd

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jayteedubya said:
my first decree,proper grammar become law, or rather close to accurate. no more abbreviations or smiley faces, and never,ever,ever use numbers for letters
I love how you say this, but then use improper grammar.

My first decree would be to destroy all shock-sites.
 

Wintermoot

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the internet will be independent.
people need a license to access it (to prevent stuff like Jessi Slaughter and Chris Chan from happening again)
youtube can,t remove vid,s anymore by claiming it,s a copyright infringement.
XBL will be free (it uses the internet as it,s primary form of connection making it free won,t be that hard)
also a new site will be created hosting games for free that haven,t been released for a long time (mainly old stuff)
Trolls will be left alone.

also I will transfer power to a computer that will enforce these laws.
 

AgDr_ODST

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Impluse_101 said:
Control Alt Delete all of Rule 34.
you bastard theres some high quality NSFW art that can be found if one looks in the right places or for the right characters.

OT:
* Any website/blog/personal page that I don't like gets either taken down no questions asked or a 500 dollar a year fee must be payed to keep it up and even then I may take it down anyway or change the fee at my own discretion.
* no advertisements coming before/interrupting videos or other wise putting a damper on anyones web browsing
* Publishers/seekers of Child Porn die immediately after prolonged a waterboarding torture session
* creators of Shock sites/pictures/videos also die the same way as the above but the materials they've created may still exist only be unleashed by myself and people of my choosing
* any and all websites[footnote] including any sites they create in the future[/footnote] under the control of the Westboro Baptist 'church' is now a hardcore gay porn site
*Vevo gets its greedy mits off of Youtube forever and people can now post music videos again
 

StormShaun

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*Grabs ban hammer* We kill all ye troll on thy internets, we shall have out dignity back and our pride and duty, so WHOS WITH ME.

ARMY: WHOOOOO, YOUR AWESOME!
 

Fuselage

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zombiejoe said:
The CWCKI will now be declared "awesome" by all! For this pleases me.

lol, your turn.
Really? because my decree is more along the lines of stop CWC from ever going on the internet ever again even though he hasn't been on for a few months I mean stop him ever using it and making those stupid videos URGH.
Wha-What? I was rambling again wasn't I.....
 

Mr. Gency

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Blondi3 said:
Kill. ALL. PONIES.
Well, I agree to an extent, all pre MiF ponies will be banished and MiF haters will be given their own section of the internet so that they may be free of ponies if that is what they desire.
 

The Apothecarry

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Blondi3 said:
Kill. ALL. PONIES.
Ponies are legit. I don't see what the problem is. Learn to accept it and get over it. Stop hating the stuff that we like. You don't like it, son\ ignore it.

That's right, the ponies converted a fucking SPACE MARINE. Watch your back, pal, or you'll get stuck with a candy-coated chainsword.

OT: I'd probably do a conglomerate of previously mentioned topics in a way that doesn't make me seem like an unjust Overmod. I would make a rule that (and I might catch hell for this) all forum mods must give warnings before locking down threads. I haven't really encountered mod issues on the Escapist, but some of the Rooster Teeth forum mods are dicks. Escapist mods will at least tell me what rule I broke or came close to violating. RT mods will lock one of my threads just because they don't like my avatar.

I would also allow for unlocking of previously locked threads by petition. But if your thread becomes relocked, too bad.
 

kortin

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People are going to hate me for it, but REMOVE DEDICATED SERVERS! I hate them so much!
 

AMX58

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Wait Im the king man come on yall put somebody who can really do this but not me put me as the milltary leader
 

Tiger Sora

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No trolls, no cats, no porn (to help people get out of the house and meet a girl/guy). Ya know to live a real life too.
No hate, tolerance for peoples opinions and likes is now mandatory. You can argue against it but no bashing. Unless it's of an unsavory nature.
Ponies are awesome, no excuses.
I can add or subtract any new or existing rule. Thus far is the commands of my rule.
 

SillyNilly

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triggrhappy94 said:
What the hell is that! It's hillirous
Simple explanation: NASA funded a game which was made to simulate the daily events of an astronaut on a moon colony.

The game featured a text-to-speech program which people abused. The results were hilarious!

NASA really overestimated the internet.

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