I'm not sure what my wife's name was. She induced a fit of blind rage, which resulted in her demise.
My character was an enchanter, and one that liked to decorate his house with crazy daedric shit that he forged. Now, when you name an item "Touch this and Die", I believe that's a general indication that she should probably stay away. But sure enough, one day I walk into the enchanting room, and "Touch this and Die" was sitting on the floor right next to her. I can't entirely remember what happened next, but the corpse of my wife ended up bent over the enchanting table, so it looked like I was mounting the corpse every time I enchanted something. (Mannimarco, King of Worms joke anyone?)
All in all, I think it's best that I remain single in skyrim.
My character was an enchanter, and one that liked to decorate his house with crazy daedric shit that he forged. Now, when you name an item "Touch this and Die", I believe that's a general indication that she should probably stay away. But sure enough, one day I walk into the enchanting room, and "Touch this and Die" was sitting on the floor right next to her. I can't entirely remember what happened next, but the corpse of my wife ended up bent over the enchanting table, so it looked like I was mounting the corpse every time I enchanted something. (Mannimarco, King of Worms joke anyone?)
All in all, I think it's best that I remain single in skyrim.