You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[Murdering Monk]

Hitlers father, right in the bawls, then, problem solved.

 

[SecondmateFlint]

Well, I'd say everydoby that hindered scientific progression in the middle ages, but if I have to pick on person, it's Brother Jed.

He said "the only thing Mexicans contribute to society is burritos, and Jewish people are only good at making bagels and running banks."[8] He often shouts, "A masturbator today is a homosexual tomorrow."[8] His assistants carry signs declaring that feminists, liberals and those who listen to rock and roll are destined for Hell, along with homosexuals, fornicators and masturbators

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Jed

Wow, I already hate that guy. I read the article too and I must say, what a jerk!

Oh god, he' METHODIST! Noooo! My family is Methodist and they always seem so chill, now he's gonna ruin it for everyone!

 

[TimeLord]

Michael Atkinson. I'm not Australian, but he still deserves it.

I completely agree

However my choice would have to be the guy who stole my girlfriend from me

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

You know who I would punch?

The guy that decided to invent the Snuggie.

Seriously. Just put on a fucking jacket.

 

[soapyshooter]

I would punch Glenn Beck's dad in the balls, really fuckin hard

 

[SecondmateFlint]

Fred Phelps. Go wiki him if you don't recognise the name.

Yeah, I think I'd punch him. Self-Righteous zidiot. Boggles my mind how someone can have so much hate.

ANYONE who's website is "www.godhatesfags.com" and saying "thank god for dead soldiers" is going to hell.

I am so angry right now.

 

[Byzantinium]

Enrico Dandolo, the man who diverted the Fourth Crusade to attack Constantinople, broke the Byzantine Empire, destroyed the last great library of the ancient world, and opened the door for the Turkish invasion of Europe, without which the western powers would not have to find a westward route to China because of the Ottoman control of trade routes and would thus not attack and conquer the Americas.

 

[Starblazer117]

Jack Thompson in the balls for being a douche towards game.

 

[leviathanmisha]

I might have to punch Napoleon...and then be all like, "You gave short people a bad name!"

 

[Abedeus]

Hitler's mother, to the stomach. Reasons known. But since I've been ninjad at the first page (;d), I'll say... Emperor Nero for being an idiot.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Richard Dawkins. In the dick

For being an Atheist or for constantly going on about it?

OT: I'd punch the loveable James May, just to see if he'll register it.

why not Richard Hammond while at it?

 

[persopolis]

I would use sarah palin's severed head (more bone than brain) to knock out Michael Bay, wich causes him to fall on a fuel tank, that explodes, and kills all the world leaders (that were invited to an explosive fuel tank cocktail party), leaving a power vacuum for me to take over the world. BRILLIANT !

edit: Stephanie meyer is invited too

 

[Baldry]

Chuck norris just to see what would happen to me

NINJA'D

and I would have to go with Julius Caesar just as he was being assassinated so I could say "I came, I saw, I kicked his ass"

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Hubilub and Demented Teddy, two for one smackdown.

 

[tehbeard]

Jack Thompson.


Then I'd hit him with a cluebat made of video games.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Aww, I only get one? Michael Atkinson, I'm not Austrailian, but still.

Same here. Maybe a good smack will (at the very least) set his teeth back in line. Good Lord, I can't look at his smile.

 

[persopolis]

Or Julius Caesar, that 'll learn him to mess with the Belgians!

 

[Sir Prize]

I'm going with Micheal Bay, becuase all the others asses have been punched and he deserves it for creating the god awful Tranformers movies...and it eould be in the 'you know whats'. Either him or Stephenie Meyer and we all know why she's on the punch list.

 

[persopolis]

I'm going with Micheal Bay, becuase all the others asses have been punched and he deserves it for creating the god awful Tranformers movies...and it eould be in the 'you know whats'. Either him or Stephenie Meyer and we all know why she's on the punch list.

sorry, but those are allready mine, I don't share punches