You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

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reg42

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Edward Cullen, for turning my name into a big joke
[sub]so basically, Stephenie Meyer[/sub]
 

Outlaw Torn

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I'd punch Gandhi in the nuts for stealing India. I still think I'd be able to piss him off given enough time and the rise of necromancy.
 

Rakkana

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Shakespeare. Why? For all those bloody essays I've had to right about his bloody books and how far I can take those words out of context.
 

Archemetis

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Charles Darwin, I believe his theories and actually like him as a historical figure.


But wouldn't anyone love to say.
"Yeah, I fought Charles Darwin..."

persopolis said:
Hallowed Lady said:
I'm going with Micheal Bay, becuase all the others asses have been punched and he deserves it for creating the god awful Tranformers movies...and it eould be in the 'you know whats'. Either him or Stephenie Meyer and we all know why she's on the punch list.
sorry, but those are allready mine, I don't share punches

How do you share a punch?
I mean once a punch has been had that's it no one else can use that exact punch after you...
They can punch them in the same spot, sure but it won't be exactly the same punch.
Just call dibs, that way you at least get first attempt at drawing blood.

Also, why are so many people calling Stephanie Meyer and Michael Bay "historical figures"?

They're still alive in our day and age, torturing us right now

What exactly is the threads opinion on Historical exactly?

By the way I'm in no way saying that those two don't deserve a punch in fact once I've beat up Darwin for glory I'd happily join in with kicking them in... but acknowledging them as historical figures is by far and wide more than they'll ever deserve... Don't you think?
 

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Nevada governor Jim Gibbons, for his head-up-the-ass insistence that cutting the education budget will somehow make this state a place people actually want to live, work, and pay taxes. Yes, the state's broke. But this is like doing surgery with the Mythbusters and a minigun.

I'd love to knock that smarmy smirk off his philandering idiot face.
 

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Any Ausie Atterny General that represents SA right now and is opposed to R18, ie michael atkinson
 

Sir Prize

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Archemetis said:
Charles Darwin, I believe his theories and actually like him as a historical figure.


But wouldn't anyone love to say.
"Yeah, I fought Charles Darwin..."

persopolis said:
Hallowed Lady said:
I'm going with Micheal Bay, becuase all the others asses have been punched and he deserves it for creating the god awful Tranformers movies...and it eould be in the 'you know whats'. Either him or Stephenie Meyer and we all know why she's on the punch list.
sorry, but those are allready mine, I don't share punches

How do you share a punch?
I mean once a punch has been had that's it no one else can use that exact punch after you...
They can punch them in the same spot, sure but it won't be exactly the same punch.
Just call dibs, that way you at least get first attempt at drawing blood.

Also, why are so many people calling Stephanie Meyer and Michael Bay "historical figures"?

They're still alive in our day and age, torturing us right now

What exactly is the threads opinion on Historical exactly?

By the way I'm in no way saying that those two don't deserve a punch in fact once I've beat up Darwin for glory I'd happily join in with kicking them in... but acknowledging them as historical figures is by far and wide more than they'll ever deserve... Don't you think?
Okay, fine then, since I cannot have those two, I'll go with Stalin...and I do not need to exlain this one.
 

ExploreHer

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probably a religious figure

if i wanted to rly grind someone's gears it would be virgin mary

while she's pregnant

with jesus

otherwise mohammed y not
 

oppp7

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Ulysses Grant. He could have done a better job during the Civil War.
Edit: Actually, King Leopold from Belgium. He genocided 10 million or so from the Congo, which is more than Hiter or Stalin last time I checked (but considering my bad memory it might have been different).
 

Firia

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I'd pop Hitler... pre ww2 era, so he wouldn't have slaughtered as many as he did.
 

Giantcain

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my history teacher cause he is the type of person who if your late cause you have came from the dentist or something he will broadcast to the whole class that you have arrived and then proceed to put you in the most awkward of spots and expect you to know what he was on about before you arrived failing that id punch hitler
 

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Ethereal said:
nathan-dts said:
Hitler because he is humanities biggest dick.
I'll do you one better.

Hitler's Mom.
While she was pregnant with Hitler.

And the punch would be a FALCON PUNCH, to the gut.
I'm pretty damn sure there are and/or were worse people then Hitler..
 

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Koeryn said:
"Like, I totally bushwacked Abe Lincoln."

20 cookies to anyone who catches that ref.
"I would fight ghandi"
I do believe its the same movie