You have just been caught masturbating! What do you do?!?!?!?!

[Rasputin1]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqnUceOIEHE[/youtube]

Pretty much this.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Depends on who walks in:

parents - *pretend i was just scratching an itch down there*
friends - I...I have no friends... *forever alone*
significant other - *gain +1 audience*
roommates - "You must gather your party before venturing forth."
whatever - *shoot lazers out of my vagina*

CAPTCHA: Control Isocisee

You always have the best responses.
You know, I think you should meet my sister.
You two would probably get along really well.

But...wouldn't she fall under "whatever"? Is this some sort of invitation to...dueling vagina lazers?

 

[StellarViking]

I would re-enact my avatar.

edit: or possibly say "Don't make me come at you, bro"

 

[phelan511]

Well I'd tell said person to get the hell out of my room. And tell them to knock next time. Now if its my girlfriend on the other hand I'd offer for her to finish for me.

 

[squiggothhunter]

It's been six whole hours...wanna help?

 

[smearyllama]

Depends on who walks in:

parents - *pretend i was just scratching an itch down there*
friends - I...I have no friends... *forever alone*
significant other - *gain +1 audience*
roommates - "You must gather your party before venturing forth."
whatever - *shoot lazers out of my vagina*

CAPTCHA: Control Isocisee

You always have the best responses.
You know, I think you should meet my sister.
You two would probably get along really well.

But...wouldn't she fall under "whatever"? Is this some sort of invitation to...dueling vagina lazers?

...
I see what you did there.
Still, my eyes hurt from trying to imagine that.
You should be ashamed of yourself for putting that kind of image in a young man's mind!

 

[ReaperzXIII]

"It was either this or have sex with a hooker and I don't have that kind of money" Then finish

That or fake a mental break down whilst continuing.

Or alternatively "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORZ!!!!"

 

[Cryptotom]

yah... you can consider this my two week notice

This made me laugh. A lot.

But I would probably look at them and say politely "Do you mind?"

 

[William Dickbringer]

well depending where I'm at (seeing as how I am on a computer laying in my bed) I'd cover up with a blanket (if family), still cover up and tell to wait outside and let me get ready (if friends and girlfriend(even though we'll end up right back in my room seeing as how we get no alone time as is))

 

[Paksenarrion]

Depends on who walks in:

parents - *pretend i was just scratching an itch down there*
friends - I...I have no friends... *forever alone*
significant other - *gain +1 audience*
roommates - "You must gather your party before venturing forth."
whatever - *shoot lazers out of my vagina*

CAPTCHA: Control Isocisee

You always have the best responses.
You know, I think you should meet my sister.
You two would probably get along really well.

But...wouldn't she fall under "whatever"? Is this some sort of invitation to...dueling vagina lazers?

...
I see what you did there.
Still, my eyes hurt from trying to imagine that.
You should be ashamed of yourself for putting that kind of image in a young man's mind!

Dueling Vagina Lazers: This is what really happens at sleepovers.

OR

Dueling Vagina Lazers: It's like a wild west duel, but with vagina lazers.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Probably come up with a lame excuse like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlWqjVHgjc

Although at least my taste in porn isn't as bad as Randy's 0_0

 

[pshardas]

um, i would pick up my knife and aim at there throught. i think you know what happens next.

 

[pshardas]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

Iron Man. What do i win?

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

pull a solo M. Night Shyamalan

It involves staring wide eyed into theres, while doing it faster and more violet, and as soon as your orgasm you scream (while staring) "I AM YOUR FATHER"

 

[MrGalactus]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

Sherlock Holmes (the new one). (it's worst by the way)

Iron Man. Correct actor, wrong movie.

Oh yeah! I'm thinking of two very similar scenes...

 

[Sulgoth]

Care to join in? Its Japanese tonight.

 

[maggot man]

look them strait in the eyes and finish

 

[Ir0n Squid]

Slow motion, eye contact, and you always finish...don't forget to tell the boss.

 

[Anchupom]

Well i'm in a duvet, I can bluff that i was scratching and pray to god they don't want to shift my covers and then discover my erect penis, partway through a poshwank.

 

[Drakmorg]

If I get caught by Family/Friend/Unknown Man/Unattractive Unknown Woman: "Eh heh heh... this is awkwa-SMOKE BOMB" *Jumps out the window*

Attractive Woman: "Hey baby, you want in on this? If not, leave. Or not, your choice."