You have to make the Worst game ever

[thethain]

Armed Forces: The Game.

You spend the first several levels of the game just doing mundane tasks, the most exciting being marksmanship practice, most others involve running in circles or doing other exercise. After that you a sent on a mission to a non-combat base where you fill out paperwork and generally try not to get bored to death.

Then you get sent to a military conflict. Your health doesn't auto regenerate, you can't pick up random ammo on the ground to reload your gun. And you might be on patrol in the middle of civilians when you get under attack. Killing civilians ends up in next several levels in court martial hearings. Getting injured leads to next several levels in hospital.

After successfully completing all missions, you arrive home to a crappy economy and can't find work.



PS: This is obviously a joke, but many games simplify the armed forces into a quick series of shooting like crazies, when in actuality it is a lot of hurry up and wait. Any sufficiently realistic game would be boring, because real life involves a lot of boring in between fun.

 

[TurboPanda]

Alone in the Dark (Uwe Boll version)

 

[Polock]

I'd get Big Rigs... and re release it.

... IN HD!

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

New game... Michael Bay: Movie Man.

Then put in a lot of set pieces from nostalgia we haven't touched yet, cue it to explode randomly, and add people we hate.

 

[Gray Monk]

Your name is Bob.
You must do whatever your boss says.
He always says simple boring easy but long things..
Times infinite.

 

[10zack986]

You are Justin Bieber. Armed with a water pistol. You must work your way through the disney studios firing at your pre-teen fangirls. The soundtrack is a loop of Justin Bieber songs.

That would actually be pretty funny.

Worst game ever? Simple. You're a stereotypical black guy called ****** McGee. You fight your way through endless corridors populated by the same dude over and over. There's no free look, i.e. you can only look left/right and you move forward/backward if you move the mouse up or down. You have two weapons, a pistol which does 1 damage and a rifle which kills anything instantly. Everything is an intense green color, even the enemies, and the soundtrack consists of nails scratching on a blackboard. Your character says "AW YEAAH" after every enemy he kills. There are dozens of enemies around at all times. There's no ammunition, levelling up or even health - if you die, you can just shoot again to get back up (followed by another "AW YEEAH"). The corridors are lined with doors, but you can only go through certain ones but there's no difference between which door you can or can't open.

I could go on.

Inb4 ban.

Just combine all the worst gameplay mechanics into one giant turd of a game. You have a Deadrising style timer ticking the entire game, and the timer keeps going during the many cut-scenes. You must frequently do escort missions, and every time the person you are escorting gets attacked, a quick-time event occurs, which will still take time away from the global timer.

 

[e.wlmo4]

A first person Big Rigs with a gun strapped to the front of the truck that does nothing and looks at your music library so it can download the two most annoying songs possible with your credit card and then plays them at full volume over and over again with no way to turn them off. If you win you are rewarded with E.T the game which will not turn off unless you turn the power off at the wall.

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

Got another one!

The entire game is an escort mission where you must guide Slippy Toad through a series of Water Temples while being attacked by the trucks from big rigs that faze through walls.

=D

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

A game, were you and Chuck Norris are stuck in a room together to fight to death, you are equipped with a shoulder-mounted mini-gun, wrist mounted grenade launchers and a howitzer attached to your groin, Chuck is armed with a paper-clip. It would suck cause you would lose every time

 

[teh_Canape]

Action 52 re release for Kinect only...

think about it

 

[ejb626]

A Multiplayer FPS that encourages as much asshole behavior as possible
You can't mute anyone
You can't make games private so any asshole can come into you and your friends' private custom match
There are achievements for camping, spawn-killing and hacking
If you turn the console off in the middle of a game it will keep you in the game and your character will just stand still match after match while people kill him
All players have the power to kick other players without reason or a vote system
Everytime you die you level down yet you have to kill 15 people to level up

 

[ryanxm]

an fps where you get 1 shot with a handgun to kill an enemey that takes 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000shots to kill and he 1 shot kills you with his minigun that shoots rockets lasers lightning shurikins and flaming demon bears that have bullet proof vests on and everytime he kills you he sreams like a 12 year old on call of duty calling you all the racist homophobic and duragatory terms you can think of and then some

 

[deadlinejon]

justin bieber myley cyrus tag team fps. the sountrack is mashups of the songs, you cant turn it off, it automatically downloads to your console and you have to pay 70$ for it.

i just won the thread.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Simple: I remake Dirge of Cerberus.

 

[Kuroneko97]

A game where the objective is to stand perfectly still for 365 days. That's how you beat the game. You can't turn off the game or it will reset and blow up.

 

[Communist partisan]

in that case be unplayable.... so that's the worst game ever.

The game must be playable

well.... it is while it's not beacose you don't see anything so I still feel I won over this thread beacose I'm sure nobody would wanna buy a game where everything is white.

Because* its not that tough to spell dude

It's even easier if you wasn't such a grammar nazi and accepted everbody isn't english, american or canadian

 

[Chris^^]

desert bus 2

 

[Mr. Google]

in that case be unplayable.... so that's the worst game ever.

The game must be playable

well.... it is while it's not beacose you don't see anything so I still feel I won over this thread beacose I'm sure nobody would wanna buy a game where everything is white.

Because* its not that tough to spell dude

It's even easier if you wasn't such a grammar nazi and accepted everbody isn't english, american or canadian

It's even easier if you weren't such a grammar Nazi and accepted the fact that every body isn't English, American, or Canadian. Get Firefox if you aren't the best speller yet. It has spell check wouldn't that just make your life easier?