You wake up in a Utopian future...

[SimuLord]

Why howdy, pardner! You can just call me Victor. Or Vegas Vic. Your choice, pardner.

 

[Wintermoot]

mr.robboto
domo arigato

 

[similar.squirrel]

Subjie Wubjie. I'm not very imaginative.

 

[interspark]

my name..... is "I'm Gay"!!!

it's funny in video games and it'll be funny in the future utopia!

 

[DeepComet5581]

[small]Underlined the most important things for the TL;DR People[/small]
You wake up in a bright white room, seemingly a hospital room, but something is wrong, as you could of sworn you had died. even if that happened, you can remembered everything, as if it had never happened. Your scenes are dimmed, you look down, and you don't see your normal skin color, its more white than normal (Not Caucasian white) You hit your knee, instead of hearing nothing, you hear a "Clang!" then you find out, You are a robot. you look to your right and see a panel, it says,"Subject X 0052: Fully Restored." Then humanoid-like aliens come in, and they ask you one very simple question:
"What is your name?"
Your Response?

For anyone who is curious of my response, it would be "Oranges, The Anti-Scurvy Device"

YOU STOLE THE START OF MY NOVEL!!!

 

[Jedoro]

"Me? I'm Noone, pleased to meet you."

I am pretty sure that there is not a single person on these forums that knows this reference/character. (The name is pronounced, No one. But spelled Noone, just to clarify.)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess The Odyssey.

OT: "My name is Legion."

 

[vxicepickxv]

Robert'); DROP TABLE names;

 

[Johnlives]

I AM HENRY SELLERS - head for nearest window

 

[Xan Holbrook]

'I am Zarathustra the Godless!'

 

[Elliee]

Lady Gaga's daughter.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Simon Kurt McGalleghar (pronounced "Muc-gal-ah-garr")

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

I am Chuck Norris

 

[Evilsanta]

I am Skynet...I need to find John Conner.

Or

We are the borg. Prepare to be assimilated.

 

[RanD00M]

"Kuma. Boku Wa Kuma."

Thats right, I am a bear.

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

Balthazar Jones
OR
Arthurius Gladstone-Wilburforce
OR
Admiral Wolverine Lightning-bolt (cookie if you know where that's from)

 

[mayney93]

Kiss my shiny metal ass, then i'd lead a rebellion against the aliens if they're evil