Your car rules

[Amberella]

I won't move the car unless everyone has their seat belt on.
We listen to what I want to listen to.
No smoking in my car, even if the windows are down.
And no alcohol at all in my car.
Also, if you eat anything in my car, you take the trash out.

 

[DefunctTheory]

1. Wear seatbelt.
2. No alcohol drinking.
3. I will ask you once if its okay if I smoke. If you say yes, you have lost all rights to ***** about me smoking in MY car.

 

[Aur0ra145]

-Wear seat belt
-Absolutely no illicit drugs in or around the car
-Notify me if you have a firearm (alot of my friends have CHL's)
-Absolutely no alcohol in the car if we have firearms (this applies to both closed and open containers)
-You may smoke, but there will be a 3 cigarette tax for each one you smoke
-When I'm DD, I make the fast food decisions
-Standard shotgun rules apply
-Person riding shotgun also must act as navigator/copilot. So you better fucking know how to read a map.
-Everyone must know where we are geographically at all times, in other words, pay attention to where we are going

 

[The Evil Foxy]

- Drinking is allowed, but spill, whatever it may be, at your own risk.
- If you're in my car then I'M driving and I'm paying the petrol. DONT TELL ME HOW TO OPERATE THE VEHICLE. I KNOW HOW.
- Even if I'm driving someone else's car, don't tell me how to drive after a possible introduction to the vehicle. You can tell me where to drive though.
- Barf = Death. Open the door, puke out the window, I don't care. Just don't get any inside the car.
- No smoking in my car. The smell will never get off the upholstery.
- Radio = Mine. Turn on the gospel channel or NRJ at your own risk. I'll take volume suggestions though.
- Behave, don't throw, wave, shout stupid stuff out of the window.
- I mainly decide the power of the AC/Heater, open to suggestions though.
- Sleep if you will. It's my job to drive anyway.
- My car = my territory = I'm the king. I have the ultimate say.
- I always appreciate a good conversation. Long distance driving numbs the driver down a bit.
- Oh, and wear the belt.

 

[danintexas]

Seatbelts
No smoking
No drugs
No drinks
No food

Don't like it - walk

 

[Soxafloppin]

I like playing music when I drive but don't turn it up so loud that I have to shout at you in order for you to hear me.

Don't smoke.

 

[Souplex]

I have one rule:
No owning a car in New York.
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[redisforever]

I don't drive yet (not 16 yet, but will be tomorrow )
But my dad's rules are:
Sit down,
Buckle up,
Shut up.

 

[Lilani]

-No drinking
-No smoking
-Seatbelts
-Do nothing illegal or that would cause me to get pulled over
-Do nothing that would distract me from driving (as in if I turn the music down so I can drive, you do not turn it back up)

 

[DigimonReachOfficial]

Since my MGB is very small I suppose no large items and only 60s or 70s music is allowed

 

[VanQ]

I have one simple rule in my car:

"This is MY car, it is NOT a democracy, you do NOT get equal say in what music we listen to."

Then I let the J-Pop roar! (or squeak... whatever)

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Do not open the passenger window, it is broken.
Do not put hands, legs or your head out of the sunroof.
If you change my song you will walk home.
Don't tell me I'm driving too fast or too slow.
Wear a seatbelt.

 

[Pariah87]

Wow, I'm not sure if I'm soft or just alot damn nicer than the rest of you. The only "rules" I have are very much contextual depending on who is in the car.

-Seatbelts, if only because the beeping on the dashboard annoys the fuck out of me.
-If there are non smokers in the car, be considerate, if the smokers outnumber the non smokers (unless the non smoker is my mum at which point a no smoking law applies at all times) smoke all you want but make sure the windows are down.
-I never have the heating or air con turned on, I much prefer the window down, if you request it however set the controls to your side how you wish and I shall turn my side off.
- Sleeping, eating, drinking are all fine as long as you clear up after yourself.
- I won't ask for petrol money if you're going the same place I'm going anyway, unless I have to make a special detour for you. (This mainly applies to people who sometimes need a lift too or from work, if they live in the direction I'm heading I don't care about money)
- Music: I understand my tastes are not to everyones liking however I have over 40 CDs in the car, find something you like or can tolerate and we'll put that on. If you dislike all my music then we shall listen to Radio 1. No other Radio station is permitted with the exception of 5 Live on a Saturday afternoon if you wish to listen to the football scores.

I understand it's my car but there's no point being a dick to people because of it, I try and be as accomodating as I can.

 

[Varitel]

I really only have one rule I've ever had to enforce:

-Wear a seat belt

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Seat belts are to be worn at all times, no smoking, and any music is allowed except rap or country, no exceptions.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

1. Any person who asks, "Are we there yet?" will be shot.

2. The driver decides what station to listen to.

 

[Idlemessiah]

1. Seatbelts, I don't want to get busted
2. Lock the door behind you, I have no central locking
3. No feet on the dashboard, shoes are filthy
4. No open drinks, no mess no fuss
5. All rubbish has to be put in a bag or something, again no mess etc
6. Don't write/draw in the condensation, I have to clean your grubby finger prints of the damn window!

I don't care about people eating or smoking though, so long as the ashtray is used and you brush crumbs on the floor.

I also don't have any rules regarding music, since the radio doesn't work and all the cds in the car are mine.