Your Daughter's Date is Picking Her Up For The Prom....
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I'd answer the door like I was perfectly normal, then while his waiting with me in the living room, I jokingly pretend to hit on him nonverba(with out talking), then after she comes out and sits down so I can lay down the ground rules, I'd periodically say something extremely random(what exactly depends on afew factors) and then continue laying out the rules like nothing happened. Then in the middle of the night I call my daughter apologize and if she hasn't already tell her to tell him not to worry that I was just fuckin with him
I DON'T THINK SO... she's not leaving the house with that sex crazed guy until she's finished her Majora's Mask... and i just deleted her account.
Wow, I have a first date tonight and this really isn't helping. It was her idea to watch a movie at her place, and mom and dad are home....Aah the pressure
"Young man, I love my daughter more than life itself. If your actions tonight impede her in any fashion, I am not sure what I will do, but I suspect that you will not find it pleasant."
My friend's Dad sat in the living room polishing a shotgun when the boy came in to pick up his daughter. He then told the boy to sit down and had a conversation with him about how he recently got out of jail for murder.
If I do have children, well first of all god help us all. Second, if I do have a girl, I have many things in mind:
-Move out onto a pig farm raise good pigs, then when the time comes, I'll throw a pair of men's size clothes in the feed. If he asks I'd just act casually and tell him to use his imagination.
- Arrange my house so the first thing he sees are a large amount of hunting and marksmanship trophies.
-I know a guy who's literally had some punks name engraved onto a bullet. I love that dedication and the fact that he made a literal representation of an old threat.
-Tell him her brother is currently in Delta, is very protective, and the third person in the family to join a special operations unit.
-Do what Steve McGrew would do and tell him "You gonna date my daughter, you won't need this!" (Yanks the poor sods thing off) "Maybe if you act nice I can duct tape it back on."
-Have a shotgun with my daughter's name on it.
-Act civil, friendly, and send them on their way
-As soon as I get to the door, call out "Who is it?" when he replies that he wants to take my daughter on a date, cock a shotgun loud enough he'll hear it, and say "Come in!"
-Act like a veteran with old war stories that have gruesome detail.
These are just a few I've thought of. Oh, and does anyone think of this song when reading these?
-Move out onto a pig farm raise good pigs, then when the time comes, I'll throw a pair of men's size clothes in the feed. If he asks I'd just act casually and tell him to use his imagination.
- Arrange my house so the first thing he sees are a large amount of hunting and marksmanship trophies.
-I know a guy who's literally had some punks name engraved onto a bullet. I love that dedication and the fact that he made a literal representation of an old threat.
-Tell him her brother is currently in Delta, is very protective, and the third person in the family to join a special operations unit.
-Do what Steve McGrew would do and tell him "You gonna date my daughter, you won't need this!" (Yanks the poor sods thing off) "Maybe if you act nice I can duct tape it back on."
-Have a shotgun with my daughter's name on it.
-Act civil, friendly, and send them on their way
-As soon as I get to the door, call out "Who is it?" when he replies that he wants to take my daughter on a date, cock a shotgun loud enough he'll hear it, and say "Come in!"
-Act like a veteran with old war stories that have gruesome detail.
These are just a few I've thought of. Oh, and does anyone think of this song when reading these?
