Your Daughter's Date is Picking Her Up For The Prom....

[Phenakist]

go to the door and say something like "Shit I forgot to put the safety on my rifle... SOMEONE could get hurt... back in a sec don't go anywhere."

 

[Actual]

start runing at him with a chainsaw and a hocky mask on, If he runs chase him in the car untill hes out of breath.if he doesnt id let him have sex with her when the come back

In front of you? Does she get a say in this?

 

[Dudemeister]

When they go out the door I'd scream "NO SEX ALRIGHT?"

No, take the opposite tactic: Hand him a box of condoms with a wink.

For bonus marks: Hand him a box of extra-small condoms.

For double bonus marks, take a box of extra-small condoms, empty it out and fill it with extra large condoms. Once that gets into his head, he won't be having sex with anyone, ever.

 

[ejb626]

I would probaly just bug their car, and make sure he knew it was bugged, that would stop them.

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

See Bay Boys II; Do that they do

 

[Irridium]

Put on an aprin and stain it red. And be holding a big butchers knife stained red. When he comes to the door, be all polite and ask him to have a seat, then excuse yourself to the kitchen and make noises like your cuting someone up and stuffing them in a garbage bag. Take out a garbage bag and stuff it with stuff. Then walk through the room and have a conversation with him, while still holding the bag. Its even funnier if you act like the nicest guy.

And when he's about to leave say "I'd hate for you to end up like her old boyfriend" while looking at the bag.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would answer the door in full Godzilla suit.

 

[The Political Gamer]

"My daughter? You mean my son, right?"

ZING!

Oh god I can't stop laughing.

 

[firedfns13]

Polish a rifle, actually my sword collection (one visibly having some kind of blood on it at the time) while having a serious conversation about my rules.

 

[DSEZ]

before you get spunky wrap your monkey then wink

 

[Nvv]

My Dad actually took my sisters first boyfriend up to the third floor balcony and just said "There is a long way down here" The boy nearly crapped his pants and never spoke to my father again. Brilliant.

 

[vodkainferno]

Really depends on what the guy is like, how long she has known him ETC ETC ETC

 

[person427]

Say hi, introduce myself, and leave the room. I don't like to talk a lot.

 

[Souplex]

I like the classics.
If you break her heart, I break your spine.

 

[RanD00M]

I would just tell them to have fun.And if they were going to have sex,use protection.

 

[Syl4r]

Tell him "anything you do to her tonight, i will do back to you twice as rough"

 

[x434343]

Have a Glock on the table. Next to the Glock, a bullet with his name on it. Anything inappropriate go down, I'm going to give you this bullet. It does belong to you. However, you might not like the method." Then I'd slide the bullet in a clip and pop the clip in the Glock.

 

[r0manz]

I would tell him that you could have sex with her... but I would have to watch to make sure he didn't have any odd fetishes.

 

[Jack Of Herts]

I'd act perfectly normal, until they're just about to leave, then take the young lad aside and say: "now, I know what you young'uns get up to these days, and I want you to know that I'm ok with it. If you and my daughter do get intimate, make sure you use protection...here." *hand him a knife*