Your Favorite Monty Python Quote?

[whiskey rock n' roller]

'Miserable, fat, Belgian Bastards.' From the Dennis Moore Episode.

 

[Karlaxx]

WHAT... is your name?
WHAT... is your quest?
WHAT... is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

African or european?

I don't know tha- AAAAAGGH!

 

[Orange Monkey]

''I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt fo elderberries!''
''Now go away or I will Taunt you a SECOND time!''

 

[NEVRINx54]

"She turned me into a newt!!... I got better." classic

 

[MetaKnight19]

Um...good question. Especially since everyone who has previously posted here have taken some of the best bits. How about this, from the movie And Now For Something Completely Different


And this one from The Life of Brian

 

[Megacherv]

The military fairy sketch

 

[Sir Kemper]

Bah, i can't decide, i could pick a favorite sketch, but not a favorite quote...

 

[JMV]

Anything said in the Black Knight scene.

 

[Amondren]

You want to know my favorite quote? well i'll tell you but only if you bring me a shrubbery

 

[Gauntes]

If any of my friends says "anyways", I always say "who said that?!"

 

[ayahtzeefan]

its not so much a quote as much as it is a scene from the holy grail, its the scene where they are in Camelot and they is a huge retarded party going on

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Oh he's a lumberjack....


or

It is the rabbit. XD I love it. I can't pick just one

 

[Retroshotv1]

Got to be:
"Are you the judean people's front"
"F*** off" best F off ever

 

[TraumaHound]

I frequently say (unprompted, no less) "A shrubbery?!"

Or I'll say "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place." substituting "Camelot" for wherever we're going.

...I wish I knew more/better quotes from the Flying Circus but I've just not seen them enough over the years.

 

[bladeofdarkness]

learnnnning the piannnnoooooo ?

 

[GreyWolf257]

I don't know if it is exactly a quote, but I like every sentence in this song:

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EDIT: Damn! Ninja'd!

 

[Deofuta]

Are you *insinuating* that coconuts migrate!?!

 

[e2density]

This whole skit.

 

[Kielgasten]

Every quote before this, buuuut, pressed sufficiently I would say:

What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?

or

OOOH MR. BEEEEEELPIIIIT! (And every variation on that theme)

 

[bluepilot]

Brave brave Sir Robin, sir Robin ran away

`No I didn`t`

When danger reared it`s ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled

I fell of the sofa laughing, then the vestil virgins, the vestil virgins, oh, I deserve a spanking for mentioning the vestil virgins.

That movie, they do not make them like that anymore.