Your Favorite Monty Python Quote?

[Eat Uranium]

I could not agree more. Also, the penguin on the TV sketch -- love that one, it's been my all-time fave since the day I saw it. I'm constantly quoting lines from it out of context (although, to be fair, those lines could never really be IN context!) I think it's better than the dead parrot sketch or any of the other classics...
"What's on the telly then?"
"Looks like a penguin."

"Funny that penguin being there, eh? What's it doing there?"
"Standing."
"I can see that!"

"Penguins don't come from the zoo, they come from the Antarctic!"
"BERBER!!"
*awkward pause*
"Why'd you yell berber?"
"I panicked."

"Its now a quarter to 10 and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode"
*bang*
"How did he know that was going to happen?"
"It was an inspired guess"

or something along those lines.

I also love the fish slapping dance.

"I will not buy this record, it is scratched"

 

[jubosu]

The Worlds Deadliest joke

 

[Burst6]

The flying sheep sketch is awesome.

 

[mechanixis]

"You're ALL individuals!"
"Yes! We're all individuals!"
"You're all different!"
"Yes, we ARE all different!"-"I'm not..."

 

[DanDeFool]

"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."

 

[Eggsnham]

Would I be a bandwagoner if I brought up the knights who say "Ni"?

 

[ottenni]

'HELP HELP! I'm bein repressed!"

Love that.

 

[WorldCritic]

"What is your name?"
"Arthur King of the Britains."
"What is your quest?"
"To find the Holy Grail."
"What is the the speed of an unladen swallow?"
"The African or European swallow?"
"I don't know that!"
-falls off bridge-

 

[SwimmingRock]

"Number 1: The Larch."

Also, the entire "How Not To Be Seen" sketch was absolute brilliance.

I was planning to say this (The Larch), almost certain nobody would know what I mean, because nobody ever does irl (even though most of my friends are also Python-fans). Thank you for letting me know I'm not alone in this one.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

And now for something Completely Different

 

[IanB.]

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"Tis' but a scratch!"

"Your arm's off!"

"No it isn't!"

 

[nonl33t m4st3r]

It's a bit paraphrased, but a bit from the Life of Brian:

"Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me, You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!"
"Yes! We're all individuals!"
"I'm not."
"Shhh!"

 

[Viper1265]

"This isn't an argument! It's just contradiction!"
"No it isn't"
"Yes it is!"

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

"one, two, five-"
"three sir"
"three"
*toss*
*BANG*

 

[CloakedOne]

"one day, all this will be yours!"

"What? The curtains?"

"No not the curtains, lad!"

 

[darth gditch]

Bring me...........a shrubbery!!

 

[ninjaman 420]

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!!!

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

"So if she weighs the same as a duck... she must be made of wood..."

"And therefore...?"

"... ... ... SHE'S A WITCH!"

Also,

"What else do you burn, apart from witches?"

"MORE WITCHES!!"

 

[c0lefalk]

Oh well done, thread...ninja'd SIX TIMES?!?!?

Two favorites:
"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. Then it sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up."

"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"It's only a model."
"Shhhh."