Your Gaming "oh come the fuck on!" moments
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I want you to imagine something you have just started playing assinsins creed brotherhood and your having and completing these full sync without even trying then all of a sudden you get to the mission where you have to sneak into this castle without detection
doesnt sound hard right?
WRONG
at first it wasnt hard because the guards are the dummest assholes you could hire but then for no FUCKING reason they can suddenly detect you if they see a corner of your cape so after i dont even know how long i finally said fuck it and charged through finished and then the game rubbed it in my face that i didnt get the full sync also the romulus hideouts that want you to get through them in 8 minutes ONLY 8?! if you dont know where your going you get lost in the maze then while i had to climb this pillar 5 people where throwing rocks at me so i failed that time limit as well and ill be dammed if im going to try for the 30th fucking time!
and the last problem i have is that i had to assasinate this captian of a tower so i decide to shoot him cause hes on a horse and i cant get him cause hes a coward and runs away so i am at him and as a soldier walks past ezio shoots the soldier instead captian runs and i have to wait untill he comes back.
doesnt sound hard right?
WRONG
at first it wasnt hard because the guards are the dummest assholes you could hire but then for no FUCKING reason they can suddenly detect you if they see a corner of your cape so after i dont even know how long i finally said fuck it and charged through finished and then the game rubbed it in my face that i didnt get the full sync also the romulus hideouts that want you to get through them in 8 minutes ONLY 8?! if you dont know where your going you get lost in the maze then while i had to climb this pillar 5 people where throwing rocks at me so i failed that time limit as well and ill be dammed if im going to try for the 30th fucking time!
and the last problem i have is that i had to assasinate this captian of a tower so i decide to shoot him cause hes on a horse and i cant get him cause hes a coward and runs away so i am at him and as a soldier walks past ezio shoots the soldier instead captian runs and i have to wait untill he comes back.
Fallout New Vegas
i was on the last mission and i kept getting one shotted by the legion "boss"
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Lanius
he was not the problem. it was the jerks next to him destroying me with ballistic fists and forcing me into corners so i couldn't keep kiting him. this went on for about an hour before i remembered i had a silenced .308 sniper.
i was on the last mission and i kept getting one shotted by the legion "boss"
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Lanius
he was not the problem. it was the jerks next to him destroying me with ballistic fists and forcing me into corners so i couldn't keep kiting him. this went on for about an hour before i remembered i had a silenced .308 sniper.
Two moments stand out to me more than any others at the moment.
The first was MoH: Frontline. I was playing a few years back and I was on the sub. I found this one German and unloaded two clips from my .45 into his head. He didn't die. I was pissed.
The second was a little funny now that I look back at it. I was playing Morrowind and was running around some mountains when I heard the distinctive and annoying call of a cliffracer. I figured I could outrun it, but then I heard the call multiply. And again. And again. Soon, I'm being followed by about 20 of the little bastards, I'm not wounded, have a few diseases from them, and have no health potions or anything. So I ran to the nearest town, the name of which escapes me, and the guards leap to my aid. Most the guards die, I live, and cliffracers are gone. All in all, a good day. Still annoying to be chased by the incessent "Caw. Caw." of those damn cliffracers though. >.>
The first was MoH: Frontline. I was playing a few years back and I was on the sub. I found this one German and unloaded two clips from my .45 into his head. He didn't die. I was pissed.
The second was a little funny now that I look back at it. I was playing Morrowind and was running around some mountains when I heard the distinctive and annoying call of a cliffracer. I figured I could outrun it, but then I heard the call multiply. And again. And again. Soon, I'm being followed by about 20 of the little bastards, I'm not wounded, have a few diseases from them, and have no health potions or anything. So I ran to the nearest town, the name of which escapes me, and the guards leap to my aid. Most the guards die, I live, and cliffracers are gone. All in all, a good day. Still annoying to be chased by the incessent "Caw. Caw." of those damn cliffracers though. >.>
Saints row 2
Ronin's missions.
I had to chase and destroy 4 motorbikes sitting on a bike with poor handling while the enemy was glued to the road.
In first try I tried my best to keep up but when I saw that two more bikers joined I raged and jumped into water.
Second try,I bailed out of my bike and hopped in a sports car.Followed them right to the end and only one remained.I was about to shoot that fucker down when the game decided to make lamposts and people indestructible.Needless to say,I failed horribly.
Third try,I was in a shitty ethel chasing them.
They had reached the bridge when magically one of them exploded making everyone dead.
I did the owned dance.
Ronin's missions.
I had to chase and destroy 4 motorbikes sitting on a bike with poor handling while the enemy was glued to the road.
In first try I tried my best to keep up but when I saw that two more bikers joined I raged and jumped into water.
Second try,I bailed out of my bike and hopped in a sports car.Followed them right to the end and only one remained.I was about to shoot that fucker down when the game decided to make lamposts and people indestructible.Needless to say,I failed horribly.
Third try,I was in a shitty ethel chasing them.
They had reached the bridge when magically one of them exploded making everyone dead.
I did the owned dance.
Except, the Council still thinks you are mentally unstable for believing in the Reaper threat after Saren and the Geth. Every debriefing would follow as much:Irridium said:
"Oh yes, the *finger waggling* "Reapers" *finger waggling*. Ah, you have "evidence", do you? Massive derelict Reaper in space, Collectors harvesting humans en masse? Commander Shepard, stop snorting Red Sand en masse, please."
Yeah, that'd go over so well for unique dialogue options..
in mass effect effect when i was bummed out for losing wrex by not having enough paragon (even though i was doing only paragon stuff), and then i have to choose between alenko and ashley, both characters i love
Today, playing Twilight Princess. I finally made it to the last level (spoiler alert), and I must've killed the final boss (Ganondorf) four times! Killed him once, he comes back as Ganon. I kill Ganon, but it doesn't take for some reason. Minda kills him, he comes back, I kill him AGAIN, but it doesn't count and the fucker's STILL not dead.
Beleaguered and tired, I engage in what I desperately hope to be the last 'final' fight, and a good twenty minutes in, despite having hit him at LEAST twenty times, he wouldn't go down. And then what happens but I touch a wall (I'm not kidding, nothing but a wall) and I suppose Ganondorf just decided to make that wall explode on contact and take out my last heart.
Frustrated and fed up with killing a god over and OVER, only to be taken out by a spontaneously exploding wall, I dropped my controller and stared at the screen yelling "What. The. FUCK?!"
Beleaguered and tired, I engage in what I desperately hope to be the last 'final' fight, and a good twenty minutes in, despite having hit him at LEAST twenty times, he wouldn't go down. And then what happens but I touch a wall (I'm not kidding, nothing but a wall) and I suppose Ganondorf just decided to make that wall explode on contact and take out my last heart.
Frustrated and fed up with killing a god over and OVER, only to be taken out by a spontaneously exploding wall, I dropped my controller and stared at the screen yelling "What. The. FUCK?!"
Well at least then I have semi-decent reason for working with Cerberus. Instead of simply forcing you into their service and not letting you do anything about it, they should have let you run off, try to get the council on your side, get rejected, then grudgingly go back to TIM. It would have made it feel more natural instead of forced.ShadowsofHope said:
And besides, there's always the fact that I may have killed the council and put Anderson in charge. And since he's the only one who seems to believe me, I think he'd be willing to help.
multiplayer games. any of them.
"oh Im going sho-" *shot by some else altogether* "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
also whenever I get Instakill by something other than a sniper.
just, Why?
"oh Im going sho-" *shot by some else altogether* "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
also whenever I get Instakill by something other than a sniper.
just, Why?
Tekken 6, what I assume to be the final boss fight. After reaching the top of that tower, you get that cutscene where that one chick turns against you.
CUE THE MOST FRUSTRATING AND IMPOSSIBLE BOSS FIGHT SINCE DEAD OR ALIVE 4's KASUMI CLONE
I mean, fucking hell, isn't it enough that five Jack-S's that show up, but then you also have to fight that chick too? I mean, only Azazel is fucking harder to beat.
And HIM OH GOD HE'S SO BROKEN. And NANCY. God, every boss fight in that game is RIDICULOUSLY hard. Even mastering both ten hit combos with three different characters hasn't helped any!
CUE THE MOST FRUSTRATING AND IMPOSSIBLE BOSS FIGHT SINCE DEAD OR ALIVE 4's KASUMI CLONE
I mean, fucking hell, isn't it enough that five Jack-S's that show up, but then you also have to fight that chick too? I mean, only Azazel is fucking harder to beat.
And HIM OH GOD HE'S SO BROKEN. And NANCY. God, every boss fight in that game is RIDICULOUSLY hard. Even mastering both ten hit combos with three different characters hasn't helped any!
I have a lot of these moments actually..should have put them all in the OP, but i'm writing them as I remember them.
This one takes place in Assassin's Creed 1. I had managed to get the murderous blood-lusting attention of a dozen guards, but I didn't yet have the insta-kill counter move under my belt, and was on low health from fighting yet more guards before the chase began. So I was running for my life. I got round a corner, with the guards a fair way behind but inevitably not going to be fooled by my evasion tactics.
The nearest hiding spot was a rooftop garden...thing. So I began scaling a wall. Halfway up, about 20 random citizens decided it would be a laugh to throw giant fucking rocks at my arse as I clung for my life on the wall.
Needless to say, amid a torrent of giant stones, I fell to Earth...just as the troop of guards appeared, at which point 3 of them decided they weren't going to wait for me to drag my ass to my feet like they normally do and just stabbed me as I lay on the floor, leaving me to die in a gutter in a back alley before waltzing away.
The fact that all I had done was accidentally knife a beggar just pisses me off even more.
This one takes place in Assassin's Creed 1. I had managed to get the murderous blood-lusting attention of a dozen guards, but I didn't yet have the insta-kill counter move under my belt, and was on low health from fighting yet more guards before the chase began. So I was running for my life. I got round a corner, with the guards a fair way behind but inevitably not going to be fooled by my evasion tactics.
The nearest hiding spot was a rooftop garden...thing. So I began scaling a wall. Halfway up, about 20 random citizens decided it would be a laugh to throw giant fucking rocks at my arse as I clung for my life on the wall.
Needless to say, amid a torrent of giant stones, I fell to Earth...just as the troop of guards appeared, at which point 3 of them decided they weren't going to wait for me to drag my ass to my feet like they normally do and just stabbed me as I lay on the floor, leaving me to die in a gutter in a back alley before waltzing away.
The fact that all I had done was accidentally knife a beggar just pisses me off even more.
yeah these things make you paranoid of even leaving the main roads for a second. I found a solution though, me being on PC opened the GECK ( a sort of program for fallout that lets you edit every little piece of data that your disc contains )imahobbit4062 said:
AND COMPLETELY ERASED THOSE F#CKERS FROM F#CKING EXISTENCE