a car comes speeding down the road straight at me. I jump out of the way and the car crashes into the wall. I run to their aid only to find one of the corpses eating the other. I run away and start to plan as the zombie apocalypse is NOW!
Your just walking down the street and then suddenly...
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A nice polite group of young people, well dressed and smiling offer to give me a free stress test, I seat myself at there professionally sited trestle table and fill out their 200 question sheet, only to be shocked that I have many deep seeded and debilitating disorders within me. But they are so helpful that they offer to audit me of these demons on the spot with there high tech E-meter device free of charge. After a brief examination they look at one another worriedly.
But then they perk up and smile at me, "wow you are so lucky that you took this test, you are deeply distressed, the good news that we are here now, and we have the perfect publication for you to recover with, have you ever heard of .... dianetics!"
But then they perk up and smile at me, "wow you are so lucky that you took this test, you are deeply distressed, the good news that we are here now, and we have the perfect publication for you to recover with, have you ever heard of .... dianetics!"
hahaha that's f**king weird I just thought of the Queen as soon as I saw that lol made my day.RabbiiFrystofsk said:
-I see you driving round town with the girl I love. F%ck you.
-An explosion occurs right behind me as I put on my sunglasses.
-I find myself on a cargo ship in the Atlantic and a man wearing nothing but shorts and a pirate hat asks me if I'm wearing any slippers.
-I wake up on a hospital bed with Jim Carrey at my bedside.
-An explosion occurs right behind me as I put on my sunglasses.
-I find myself on a cargo ship in the Atlantic and a man wearing nothing but shorts and a pirate hat asks me if I'm wearing any slippers.
-I wake up on a hospital bed with Jim Carrey at my bedside.
I suddenly came across the Slenderman, I begin to run and as I'm running I look back and notice he has a Nintendo DS in his hands. Curious, I ask him what game he's playing and he calls back "Pokemon White."
I then ask would he care for a battle, I'll use my copy of Pokemon Black I said.
So I spent the rest of the day battling Slenderman in Pokemon Black and White, we made a few trades as well.
Also there were some Ninja's with Jetpacks but me and my new best friend Slenderman took care of them.
Then I went home and told my story to the Escapist, kind of like am doing now.
I then ask would he care for a battle, I'll use my copy of Pokemon Black I said.
So I spent the rest of the day battling Slenderman in Pokemon Black and White, we made a few trades as well.
Also there were some Ninja's with Jetpacks but me and my new best friend Slenderman took care of them.
Then I went home and told my story to the Escapist, kind of like am doing now.
I'm walking down the street and then out of nowhere....
And then a party breaks out for no good reason.
*this was stolen from one of the comments, where someone said he wished this would randomly start playing when walking down the hall*
And then a party breaks out for no good reason.
*this was stolen from one of the comments, where someone said he wished this would randomly start playing when walking down the hall*
I suddenly become a Dwarf of the Dragon Age series that pimps out cute girls from all DA, sleep with Leliana and punch any elf hero that acts 100% like Legolas....
Yeah, I know...
But the original Legolas is bad-ass, anybody else who tries to 'play the role' just looks like idiots.
Yeah, I know...
But the original Legolas is bad-ass, anybody else who tries to 'play the role' just looks like idiots.
A stray bullet fired from across the block during another regular gunfight in the rough neighborhood I live in pierces my skull and I instantly die. Immediately afterward, I look up to find that God is actually some kind of lizard-cat... thing who promises to send me back to earth after I safe Heaven from a race of aliens. After a bloody struggle, I am sent back to my body during the wake at my funeral, slowly and tiredly climb out of my coffin and resume my life as I would have if the whole incident had never happened. Or so I thought. On my journey back from heaven I received special powers that --
Hold on a second. I gotta write this down.
Hold on a second. I gotta write this down.
I was walking down the street when suddenly...
The Bolivian police arrest me for stealing their prize fair-winning duck at a carnival when I was high on mushrooms a shop assistant had put into my goat-cheese lasagne and seeing the duck as one already on a skewer covered in snail slime, which, in my loopy state I thought would be delicious. The Bolivian police then take me to the apartment of a hooker I paid only to look after the duck while I prepared a marinade made with my own tears I had collected in a jar for the past 3 years. The duck was unharmed except for a small cut in its wing where I tried to hide a mushroom. The police took the duck and gave me a warning as well as a fine for the exact amount I paid the hooker to keep the duck plus ten milkshake straws. I got off easy and by the end of the episode the shrooms had worn off and I had booked my next flight to Bolivia.
The Bolivian police arrest me for stealing their prize fair-winning duck at a carnival when I was high on mushrooms a shop assistant had put into my goat-cheese lasagne and seeing the duck as one already on a skewer covered in snail slime, which, in my loopy state I thought would be delicious. The Bolivian police then take me to the apartment of a hooker I paid only to look after the duck while I prepared a marinade made with my own tears I had collected in a jar for the past 3 years. The duck was unharmed except for a small cut in its wing where I tried to hide a mushroom. The police took the duck and gave me a warning as well as a fine for the exact amount I paid the hooker to keep the duck plus ten milkshake straws. I got off easy and by the end of the episode the shrooms had worn off and I had booked my next flight to Bolivia.