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Worst time was when I changed the channel to 912 (If u've gone on it before, you'll know what it is...) and my mom came into the room and I quickly went to KERRANG! (368), luckily she didn't notice (phew)
you know that part on RDR when you see the reble leader (whose name eludes me) have sex. My mum came in on that. Oh yeah and several arguments online.
Laughed at you? That's an....odd reaction to say the least.Aylaine said:
Fortunately, I have never been caught masturbating though one time, mum walked in right when I...uh "finished" and didn't know I was "finishing" the whole time she was talking to me.
One time while masturbating to porn with a headset I heard my mam walking up the stairs. Normally I have everything um... hidden at this stage and realising I had about 2 seconds I freaked out, jumped out of my chair and promptly fell over. Luckily I had managed to get everything back inside my trousers but un-fortunately I had pulled the headset out of the computer and when this happens my P.C has an annoying habit of automatically turning the speakers back on.......
I think I spent two days hiding in my room....
I think I spent two days hiding in my room....
My mother came into my room while I was playing GTA: The Lost and the Damned, the scene where a naked man walks around in the room. It was sort of awkward.
I dont consider that very awkward, so I guess there hasnt really been alot of awkwardness =D
Either that or my awkward detector is broken, which I very much doubt!
I dont consider that very awkward, so I guess there hasnt really been alot of awkwardness =D
Either that or my awkward detector is broken, which I very much doubt!
nope but i once walked in on my mum and dad. and another time expcept with my brother and his wife.
edit oh wait come to think of it i was watching little britain christmas special and was flicking down the channels just through the text and my grandad walked in teh room right at the point on little britain where they were preparing for a porn scene (they wouldnt actually show it of course) but also the channel the text stopped at when i was flicking was some sort of porn channel so it did not look good. the next day my grandad decided to mention the incident at the dinner table
edit oh wait come to think of it i was watching little britain christmas special and was flicking down the channels just through the text and my grandad walked in teh room right at the point on little britain where they were preparing for a porn scene (they wouldnt actually show it of course) but also the channel the text stopped at when i was flicking was some sort of porn channel so it did not look good. the next day my grandad decided to mention the incident at the dinner table
My parents are freakin' tight, seriously, when someone on the radio said weed was better for you than smoking, my dad flipped out and said he should get fired. Hopefully they won't catch me taking some when I do. I'm fairly cautious when doing stuff I don't want other people seeing, I always keep my cursor over the X so I don't get caught doing you know what. Doesn't meen I haven't been caught though, once by my brother, and once by my dad, but both times I think I managed to change over in time, so they where only suspicious at most.
I also remember playing call of juarez, and there's one bit where a woman is about to give you oral sex, my dad walked in just at that bit. She never does give it to you, her bastard dad comes in and chases you out the house. Now I think about it, that's quite ironic.
I also remember playing call of juarez, and there's one bit where a woman is about to give you oral sex, my dad walked in just at that bit. She never does give it to you, her bastard dad comes in and chases you out the house. Now I think about it, that's quite ironic.
I always do monologue when I play.
Actually, it's usually pretty hilarious, but since my mom doesn't speak english, she might as well assume I'm doing some kinda Sumerian demon-summoning ritual.
Actually, it's usually pretty hilarious, but since my mom doesn't speak english, she might as well assume I'm doing some kinda Sumerian demon-summoning ritual.
I once came home drunk, and the chain was on the door, meaning I couldn't get in.
For some reason I decided to go outside the gate and try to sleep on the concrete floor there. Not in the garden, on the bench round back etc. No, on the floor outside my gate.
I'd spent about 5, 10 minutes attempting to get in though. By this point my mum came downstairs, and was trying to quietly scream at me to come inside, so as not to wake the neighbours and make a scene. Yeah, she wasn't best pleased with me.
For some reason I decided to go outside the gate and try to sleep on the concrete floor there. Not in the garden, on the bench round back etc. No, on the floor outside my gate.
I'd spent about 5, 10 minutes attempting to get in though. By this point my mum came downstairs, and was trying to quietly scream at me to come inside, so as not to wake the neighbours and make a scene. Yeah, she wasn't best pleased with me.
playing mirrors edge when faith was dieng while moaning, was pretty 5+awkward for me when my mother walked in my room
and when i was 13 she was searching in my browser for a webside and accidently hit a porn homepage that i watched 5 minutes ago.......we just kept silent and never talked about it agian
and when i was 13 she was searching in my browser for a webside and accidently hit a porn homepage that i watched 5 minutes ago.......we just kept silent and never talked about it agian
Damn. As open as my family (by that I mean mum and dad) say they are, if they caught me masturbating, they'd probably want to talk to me about it. I probably wouldn't come out of my room though for a week.Aylaine said:
