Your Mom

[eggy32]

I don't get caught doing crazy things because my parents are usually downstairs while my room is upstairs and the stairs make a pretty loud noise, so I have plenty of time to make things look normal.

However, my mum has walked on me during several cheesy JRPG cutscenes and mockingly mimicked the cutscene. Makes me want to whack her when she's watching a sad scene in desperate housewives.

 

[likalaruku]

Reading yaoi manga.

 

[Claptrap]

1. Masturbating.

2. Swearing some epic vulgaritys into voice chat.

3. Parents walking in on me while a cut-scene was playing. The cut-scene had some nasty stuff in it. What the hell Mass Effect.

4. Masturbating.

This.

Caught masturbating would only be on the list once though... Also, when my parents found my porn stash on the computer. That was a bit awkward watching my mom click through all of the folders. Every time she did my heart sank more and more as she got closer to the mother lode. Thank god it was an old computer with only a 20 gig hard drive, I was only able to save a few of my favorites. However, I did have quite a few different types of it. Rule 34... I think they were more shocked than made because I was only like 11. Whoops

Haha, Keep it comeing guys this is so funny reading through all this

 

[xanith02100]

My parents haven't caught -me- doing anything, but I once walked in on my dad jerking off to internet porn.

It was never discussed thereafter.

 

[Nick of Blades]

I was playing GTA 4, when my phone (in game) rings. It was Roman wanting to go to the strip club, and my TV's volume was at about 40. Well, mom decided to walk in as he yelled his proposal over my speakers.

I don't have GTA anymore...

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Never been caught doing anything, ever.

I'm a goddamn ninja.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I've never been caught, nor do I really do, anything my parents would find weird.

 

[superbatranger]

I was giving my wrist an "exercise", so to speak, when my mom walked into the room. That was one quiet dinner. Oh, and the time she found some porn I had on the old computer. With each picture she clicked, I died a little. For the next month, she gave me that "you should be ashamed of yourself" look.

 

[cheese_wizington]

I haven't been caught yet. I thank my late night sleep schedule and wi fi.

 

[Sougo]

Once when he come home from work and i was playing FF X-2 he thought it was a porno

Well, he wasn't entirely wrong.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

I was caught...actually, I don't think i've been caught...oh yes, yes I have. I opened up a friend's PC, I was going to re-cable it, and it had tri-SLI with 8800s when they'd just been released, and it had a massive monster of an aftermarket cooler on the CPU. I said "Oh well, who's a sexy thing?" and my mum was standing right behind me and just laughed.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

They've never really caught me doing anything (mostly because I don't do much), but it was pretty funny when my dad kept complaining to my mom that I was talking on the phone late at night, when I was on voice chat in a game. No matter what we said, he wouldn't believe us and insisted that I must have been talking on the phone.

 

[Julianking93]

My mum caught me smoking dope once.

I was frozen in fear, not knowing what she'd do.

She asked me for some.

That was a really strange night. .

Fucking awesome

OT, playing Silent Hill 2 to have my dad walk in on the Pyramid Head rape scene.


His face was priceless.

That or when my mom caught me singing and acting out to Sweeny Todd as sort of a rehearsal for an audition. She won't let me live that down

 

[googleit6]

I was playing AC 2, and my dad or mom was either watching or passing by. Right at the beginning, when Ezio's mom says, "You need another outlet... I mean other than vaginas." I was like 0_0.
I don't remember the details, but boy, do I remember the awkwardness.
AND, the scene where Ezio was with his lady friend. My dad was watching me play, and as soon as the clothes started to come off I was like, "You have to leave... now."
I don't like my dad watching me play games I haven't pre-played for awkwardness- content anymore.

 

[googleit6]

I was playing GTA 4, when my phone (in game) rings. It was Roman wanting to go to the strip club, and my TV's volume was at about 40. Well, mom decided to walk in as he yelled his proposal over my speakers.

I don't have GTA anymore...

That's awesome. That's also why I don't play GTA when my mom is around. She might have a heart attack.

 

[unoleian]

Hmmm. Caught me and a few other kids setting a dead tree on fire when we were about ten.

That, or when she caught me spray-painting our tom turkey blue at around the same age.
(I came dangerously close to delinquent status in my youth)

Neither of those incidents ended well for me.

 

[SmallerCap]

Well one night I got home from school, and I was bored, so i decided to play THE GAME! And my parents lost THE GAME too!