Your most painful accident. (caused by an in-aminate object)

[Bluebacon]

I've got two I can think of. There was that time I ran into a concrete pillar in a game of tag, because I'm stupid, and got a concussion.

Then there was that time when a bunch of people were playing cricket, the cricket bat handle broke and the rest of the bat smacked me in the back of the head. That hurt a lot.

I'm hoping these blows to the head haven't broked me noggin.

 

[XJ-0461]

I tried to open a door with my foot in the way and smacked my head. Nothing compared to others on here...

 

[zipzi]

stepped on a toothpick, punctured pretty deep and still gives me trouble on a daily basis(fragments left?)
dropped from the very top, to the very bottem of the stairs.

 

[etherlance]

A couple of weeks back i was cutting up some cheese for a sandwich, the block was too hard and suddenly broke.... i felt a slicing sensation and when i brought my little finger into view it started to spurt blood EVERYWHERE needless to say it made a 19 year old guy scream like a *****
(the sandwich was fucking delicious by the way)

or the time my best friend shot me in the arse with a BB pistol point blank range.

"yeah thats right Jason i'm talking about you!!!" (i still mourn for my arse)

 

[Pimppeter2]

My penis was burnt when It hit a lamp that had no shade on.

Can't wait for the hundreds of messages where I've been quoted

Ok I'll bite, why was your penis that close to a lamp?

I had a bonner as I came out of the shower. I walked into my room. The lamp was sitting on my nightstand without a cover. The towel sliped off my body. I turned fast and the bulb(witch was very hot) and then the lamp fell over. Long story short; Penis pain isn't fun

 

[Pimppeter2]

Sorry wrong place

 

[TopGearFTW]

In P.E. at school ages ago, we were doing Olympic Sports, and one of those guys who is good at everything sport wise threw his hammer-throw sideways along the line of kids instead of forwards, yeah, it hit me square in the face.

That hurt. But obviously everyone else in the class thought it was hilarious.

I had a massive scar running around my neck from where the chain went too. Not good.

(1st post FTW?)

 

[stumpy107]

when I was 2 or 3 I had a go cart and drove down the stairs and smashed in to a wall. Also when finally when I was 11 me and friend we sitting on a skateboard going down a congerate road and I got the death wobbles and fliped over went skiding for 3 metres and i got a big scarb all over my arm

 

[Agent Larkin]

Being shot in the eye with a pellet gun. I nearly lost my eye.

 

[RanD00M]

i once walked on a nail that went through my foot

 

[andrat]

Hmmm
2L Coke Bottle + Butane + Me Putting Lighter Too Far = Two Second Degree Burned Fingers/Small Burn On The Knuckle

 

[creepy_rabbit]

got a brick in the head and dozed off, that or when my arm got run over by an ATV

 

[DrDeath3191]

I was walking down my hallway, when my foot met the corner at a bend. My little toe went perpendicular to the rest of my foot.

 

[Agent-Sliper]

i cut my head open with a surf ski, when i was eight.

I now have a permaent bold spot.

Sigh...

 

[Motiv_]

By the way, this is all true.

I was working on my house, and I fell off the roof and landed on a 3 foot metal stake. I seriously had a metal stake completely through my body. I couldn't walk on my own for at least three weeks.

 

[DeviousCrypto]

During a 4th of July celebration, I had a pack of firecrackers, and it had one of this wierd fiber wicks that dissappear right as the flame touched it, yea? Well, I didn't lose anything cept alittle pride, and some game time as my right hand's index and middle finger were quite scorched. Luckily I threw it quick enough for I woulda lost something.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I have had quite a few run-ins with inanimate objects leading to a hospital visit. The most recent one I can remember is when I accidentally ran under a falling brick.

Most painful: Slamming my finger in a door when I was...I think 5 years old.