Your near death experience

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Flushfacker

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What has been the closest you or a a friend have come to death and how did you escape it?

One that stands out in my head happened while I was working for a pub. Every week or so new kegs of beer would be delivered, these were always stored in the basement. These things are solid metal and pretty heavy when full. In order to get them down in the basement you had to slide them down two angled wooden planks that were built into the basement through a trap-door up the top. One person would let them down the top while someone else would ease them down from the bottom.

Left to its own device, sliding down the planks, a keg would pick up some good speed almost free falling, so it was up to the person at the bottom to push down on the keg almost grinding it into the planks, so the friction would let it down slow.

Thing was I had never done this before and didnt really have the right technique. So Im just about managing to keep these kegs under control as they come down. Then it comes to the last one of the delivery as its placed on the planks above my head I get a grip on the base of it and ease myself backwards as it comes down, stepping back I lose my footing and fall backwards, my head landing neatly between where the planks meet the ground. At this point there is nothing stopping the keg which immediatly picks up speed, I watch it in slow motion as it makes its way towards my head like a crude guillotine about to squash my head like a melon. In the last second I find some amazing strength and manage to lift the keg from just above my chest and throw it to the side. I was in shock for the rest of the day but definitely proved to me that with a good shot of adrenaline we are capable of some crazy feats.
 

Anachronism

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I once nearly skied off a mountain.

I think this was the first time I'd been skiing, so I wasn't very good at it. I managed to fall flat on my back, but the problem was that my skis were still flat on the ground. I was still skiing, as fast as I had been, but I was lying down: I had no control over anything that was happening. I did somehow manage to stand back up again, and I then stopped immediately because I was panicking a bit. I then looked around, and about 10 metres away was the edge of a cliff.
 

Sigel

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ODed. Not my finest moment, I admit, but I have been clean for over 6 years now cause of it.
 

LooK iTz Jinjo

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I nearly committed suicided the day my xbox died.
In all seriousness I've had a few too-close-for-comfort calls with cars and trains, as well as when I have suffered from severe depression I thought about it a bit to much a few times.
 

Kajt

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Let's just say the water was a lot deeper than I though it was, okay?
 

KjellKanon

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I nearly crushed my head in an automatic door in a freezer room at a fish packing facility.
Luckily a friend managed to pull me out before the door closed ;p
 

SomeLameStuff

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While rock climbing, my belayer (guy holding + tightening the safety rope) was goofing off and jumping up and down. A stupid thing to do, since I slipped and fell when he jumped up.

When I fell my weight hauled him up which would not have happened if he had been grounded like he should have been. I dug my heels against the wall and managed to grab a handhold about 2 meters from the ground.
 

Mardy

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Well I was at the beach during winter, don't ask why. And the currents were a little stronger than I thought. Once after walking up alot of stairs I slipped and fell down and landed on my neck a couple of times, good thing there was snow.
Oh and I nearly got run over by a car once if I remember correctly.
 

Suikun

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Swimming lessons, teacher forgot about me and went to talk to a friend and I didn't know how to swim... in the middle of the deep end and... well, long story short, I flat-lined and was brought back =D

Other than that, my closest call was having a TV almost fall on me when I was little... a very big TV that the cord barely caught at the last second, allowing me to slip out unharmed.
 

Yassen

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Well when I was 14 I fell ill from a serious infection and within the same day was on deaths door. If they got to me to hospital a couple hours later than they did, I'd be dead. I only survived by having half my left foot, which was the source of the infection, amputated. And even then for a few days it looked like I wasn't going to make it.

It was a weird feeling though, knowing that your own survival depends on someone else and there's nothing you can do but sit in a bed and stare at your oddly shaped cast. But an even weirder feeling is trying to bike ride while the front half of your foot is missing. Attach a block of wood to your foot and strap that into the bike footstrap and you'll know what it's like.
 

Eleuthera

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Falling asleep at the wheel, not dozing off, actually falling asleep at 100mph... not the most impressive maybe but it scared the hell out off me once I woke up...
 

metalmmaniac

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I almost drowned before because the life guard wasnt paying attention.

...and a really bad car accident where i flipped my car, skidding on the roof for nearly 200ft, and my back skidding on the asphalt as well because the sunroof broke out. (no seatbelt) luckily i came out with only some scrapes and bruises, my back pretty messed up, and almost no memory of the accident. I think i hit my head pretty good too.
 

Azraellod

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i was on holiday in mallorca, and i was staying at my aunt's house. my aunt has 3 cats (which i am allergic to), and my hay fever was already seriously aggrovated already due to the fact that it was the middle of summer. my asthma only made things worse.

i had simultaneously an asthma attack, an allergy attack, and a hay fever attack. i was very lucky that my mum wandered into my room by chance and called the hospital, where i was resuscitated.

i was only around 6 or 7 at the time.
 

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I was in the Maldives on Boxing Day 2004 - The day of the great Tsunami.
It wasn't quite the same in the Maldives as you the videos you see in Thailand.. there was no great wave. I won't go in to it why..

Merely the tide rose by 2 meters.. now I was on an island that was only 1.25 meters above sea level and after maybe 15 minutes we were standing up to our (my wife and I) chins in sea water and sewage. We didn't know what in the hell was going on or if the water was going to stop rising. Fortunately it did.. others around the Maldives weren't so lucky.

Fortunately perhaps we decided to cancel a dive the night before as we'd got too drunk. I'm not sure what would have happened if we'd been under the sea that morning.

Two escapes from death in one morning..
 

microhive

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Well, I once rolled down a steep road when I noticed a car driving towards me. I quickly turned to the left and hit a wall. It hurt like hell although it would perhaps be fatal if I collided with the car.
 

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When I was 3 or 4 I went to a lake with a relative and a couple family friends.
I couldn't swim so I couldn't go out far.
But I was young and stupid. My friend and I went far enough for the water to come to our necks. We were playing and having fun while standing on the seemingly solid lake floor. A few minutes of standing there later and the bottom disappeared from under our feet and we started to sink. The only thing I remember is pushing my friend under to keep myself up and him doing the same to me. Then water, then blackness, then pretty colors and then puking water and crying on the sand. I never went near a lake again.

Another time I almost bled out due to a rather nasty knife wound. I escaped this thanks to modern medical technology, like blood transfusions.