Your useless superpower

[monkey_man]

the ability to create a doorbell sound, but it can (or can't) only be heared be the deaf

or the ability to grow a 10 meter beard 1 second, but it only works when i have 3rd degree burn wounds in my face

 

[Symbi]

The ability to teleport 2 feet ahead of me....
But only on Friday the Thirteenth of the Leap Year

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

The Ability to control the movement of your insides...

"Sphincter control !"

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

The Ability to control the movement of your insides...

"Sphincter control !"

Actually, that would be incredibly useful. Imagine! Being able to hold it in if you have diarrhea! Telling a pinched nerve to move a little to the left! Oh, the possibilities!

 

[RN7]

The ability to grow a mustache that falls off on the next day and disintergrates.

 

[Zinaxos]

I have the ability to change into a new set of clothes anytime I want.

 

[Freedomario]

the power to go 1 inch in the air

 

[Ansem-The-Wise]

Superman-like abilities, but only when eating sauerkraut.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Pyrokinesis that only works underwater? Or maybe the power to make people smell like raisins for 5.2 seconds.

 

[beefpelican]

To have an axe-murderer's beard that turns invisible, but it only works when you aren't facing me.

Are axe murderers known for their beards?

I would have the ability to detonate any of my limbs. I would only use this power once. I would regret it afterward.

 

[clzark]

being able to fly, but not knowing that I can

 

[Kuchinawa212]

The ability to wiggle my nose hairs...

if that's not a useless superpower then what is?

Wait a sec...wasn't there an actual show about a guy that did that? What was it called? Bobobob-bobobo-boobo?

 

[Beastialman]

Pull two pills out of a pill bottle NO MATTER WHAT!

 

[soul_rune1984]

I can sleep for several days at a time.

 

[white_salad]

The ability to make all food one day after it's expiration date. Should you eat it? Who knows? Muhahahahaha!

 

[Sunrider]

I have the ability to recall any piece of information as long as I'll never EVER have any use for it.

The moment a piece of information becomes even marginally useful, I forget it completely.

You didn't make that up, now did you? Because that "super power" is more of a curse which I happen to be suffering from. =D

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

The Ability to control the movement of your insides...

"Sphincter control !"

Actually, that would be incredibly useful. Imagine! Being able to hold it in if you have diarrhea! Telling a pinched nerve to move a little to the left! Oh, the possibilities!

now that you tell me this, i feel that your idea about it is even better!

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

now that you tell me this, i feel that your idea about it is even better!

Hey, you said it yourself...

Also, you could tell your heart to chill out if you're having a heart attack. If that's not useful, I officially resign my title as "Official Thing Noticer".

 

[Chknboy]

The ability to change my scent at any given moment.

I would be called, Aroma-n.